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01/16/2019 - 3:19pm Beefcake.

Beefcake.

01/14/2019 - 6:30pm Seriously, dude?

Seriously, dude?

01/08/2019 - 11:40am By all accounts, Bama is set…

By all accounts, Bama is set up to be better next year. Any team can lose a one-off game. You’re ridiculous. 

01/08/2019 - 12:18am Our coaches are clearly…

Our coaches are clearly outdated. Get rid of the creaky oldsters. Bring in new blood. It’s a different game now. 

01/07/2019 - 11:40pm Mattison is over the hill,…

Mattison is over the hill,’overpaid,’and has man-tits. Good riddance. 

01/06/2019 - 8:51pm Not really. 

Not really. 

01/02/2019 - 12:33pm We have a winner for the…

We have a winner for the year’s dumbest thread. 

01/01/2019 - 7:40pm Maybe that’s because nobody…

Maybe that’s because nobody knew he was a bad person at that point. God you’re dim. 

01/01/2019 - 7:38pm Ah the ol’ “buffer”…

Ah the ol’ “buffer” rationalization. 

01/01/2019 - 12:18pm Maybe Day doesn’t want to…

Maybe Day doesn’t want to keep Wilson because a) Day was a skilled OC and b) Wilson is an asshole who was fired by IU for abusive behavior. 

12/29/2018 - 11:05pm That was just a pretext for…

That was just a pretext for firing him. His teams were getting worse and worse at Arizona. He had one good year and three or four very bad ones.

12/29/2018 - 7:01pm You’re playing with fire,…

You’re playing with fire, sir. People here treat Bo like a deity. He was good coach but not really a great one. Couldn’t win bowl games. Also, as an aside, he was quite an asshole personally. See his opinions about female athletes. But don’t tell this to the slappies. 

12/27/2018 - 7:56pm Yeah, it's pretty clear the…

Yeah, it's pretty clear the BCS has pretty much destroyed the larger bowl system, which probably needs to be destroyed anyway.

12/02/2018 - 12:59pm NBA rating have gone up, not…

NBA rating have gone up, not down, Uncle Skeeter.

12/02/2018 - 12:48pm Because he's widely known to…

Because he's widely known to be a lunatic. His players kept getting in trouble. And he infamously claimed that changing football for safety reasons would lead to the downfall of America and its military. He's a buffoon.

12/01/2018 - 10:51am Oh yeah. Winning an election…

Oh yeah. Winning an election by playing the bigotry card with the most racist campaign in recent history (hello, Willy Horton) was really classy. He also leaked lies that his opponent was mentally ill. He was a fear monger. 

11/30/2018 - 8:53pm You're digging yourself…

You're digging yourself quite a hole, dude.

11/27/2018 - 1:18pm I guess I'm alone in my…

I guess I'm alone in my loathing for Bill Raftery, with his annoying little catch-phrases and affected Jersey Guy Tawk. I find him intensely annoying.

11/27/2018 - 12:55pm You obviously haven't…

You obviously haven't watched the NBA in a decade. That's an absolutely absurd statement.

11/26/2018 - 3:47pm Spoken as only fans who…

Spoken as only fans who probably grew up much differently than most players did. Guys like Rashan come from poor families and are looking at big guaranteed paydays that will support said families. He's been frequently injured and puts his body on the line for a sport that you use as entertainment. For guys like him, it's a path to prosperity. How fucking dare you criticism someone like him for making a sound choice. Fuck you.

11/25/2018 - 2:30pm Without the refs, the…

Without the refs, the blowout would have been worse. 

11/25/2018 - 11:19am Why would Dylan leave? He’s…

Why would Dylan leave? He’s in line to start either next week or the year after. There’s no talk of him leaving. 

11/25/2018 - 11:15am Um, McElwain was fired by…

Um, McElwain was fired by Florida bc his offenses were so consistently inept and unimaginative. 

11/25/2018 - 11:07am Good point. Harbaugh relies…

Good point. Harbaugh relies on these maddeningly slow-developing plays that require a stout, 90s-style offensive line game. We don’t have that. And that doesn’t work as well today anyway. It’s just ridiculous. 

11/25/2018 - 11:03am Um, Air Raid sure worked for…

Um, Air Raid sure worked for Osu in November. 

11/25/2018 - 11:02am It is amazing how bad the…

It is amazing how bad the tight ends were. 

11/25/2018 - 11:00am Eh. The offense scored two…

Eh. The offense scored two touchdowns when osu went soft and prevent. Another was a gift off a fumbled return. The offense was mostly plodding, especially against a very substandard osu defense that got wrecked by Purdue and Maryland. 

11/24/2018 - 9:21pm All the receivers have no…

All the receivers have no choice but to come back. They’re not eligible for the draft. 

11/24/2018 - 7:10pm Haskins won’t be back. 

Haskins won’t be back. 

11/24/2018 - 7:07pm For the first time in a long…

For the first time in a long time, it felt as if the refs were consistently giving M the benefit of the doubt. We were bailed out plenty and still got destroyed. Could have been even worse. 

11/24/2018 - 6:57pm Ah so we’re blaming “this…

Ah so we’re blaming “this generation of kids.” Got it, Uncle Skeeter. You do realize players from Bama and Clemson are from the same generation as Michigan’s?

11/24/2018 - 1:20pm Two reasons. DL can’t get…

Two reasons. DL can’t get pressure. And Harbaugh too predictable on offense. 

11/24/2018 - 1:14pm Exactly. There’s no way to…

Exactly. There’s no way to beat them without pressuring Haskins and we’ve gotten nowhere near him. 

11/24/2018 - 12:58pm What the fuck is this…

What the fuck is this offense?

11/21/2018 - 6:37pm You mean aside from culture,…

You mean aside from culture, food, outdoors, education, several major industries, and a real international community. Yeah, you're right, Bumfuck PA is so much better. It's more expensive in LA because it's a much more desirable place to live. No one wants to live in State College.

11/21/2018 - 3:26pm I'd much rather work/live at…

I'd much rather work/live at USC than Penn State, a place as inbred as it gets.

11/20/2018 - 12:14pm Paradise is a town composed…

Paradise is a town composed mostly of retirees of fairly modest means.

11/20/2018 - 10:57am Fuck you. 

Fuck you. 

11/18/2018 - 9:18pm Yeah, you’re right. Let’s…

Yeah, you’re right. Let’s let teenagers keep seriously jeopardizing their health because we want to keep it too violent for our own enjoyment. Amurka.

 

11/17/2018 - 7:17pm Losing him and maybe solomon…

Losing him and maybe solomon this week is a fucking disaster. And neither would have happened had we not tanked the first half. 

11/15/2018 - 2:36pm You’ve obviously never been…

You’ve obviously never been to West Lafayette. 

11/14/2018 - 2:32pm Pretty sure Bredeson has…

Pretty sure Bredeson has another year of eligibility.

11/14/2018 - 1:51pm Indiana @ Michigan

Indiana @ Michigan

11/12/2018 - 7:46pm The guy has made Purdue…

The guy has made Purdue exciting. He's also made them underperform. They're mediocre at best. I'm not sure he's the hottest coaching prospect around.

11/10/2018 - 7:06pm Maybe learn the redshirt…

Maybe learn the redshirt rules, dude. He’s nowhere near losing it. 

11/10/2018 - 7:06pm Maybe learn the redshirt…

Maybe learn the redshirt rules, dude. He’s nowhere near losing if. 

11/10/2018 - 7:04pm He won’t be playing against…

He won’t be playing against osu or in a major bowl. He’s basically got one game left. Get a grip. 

11/07/2018 - 12:46pm Yes, there's a bit of an SEC…

Yes, there's a bit of an SEC bias. But it's not exactly undeserved. The SEC wins a lot of titles. But the BCS definitely does NOT want 3 SEC teams in the CFP. I'm not sure it even ideally wants 2. The BCS want to appeal to the widest audience, and the B10 is a huge piece of the demographic. If anything, the BCS will lean over backward to accommodate the B10 - because it only makes practical sense. 

11/06/2018 - 10:31am I listened to JB this week…

I listened to JB this week. It was remarkable how often he’d describe a play in the vaguest possible terms, without even describing which player had the ball. Witnesss the Brandon Watson int. It takes halfway thru the return before he tells us Michigan intercepted the ball. Then we don’t know it’s Watson until he scores. Unbelievably bad and amateurish. Does he not have a spotter?

11/03/2018 - 9:06pm Yeah, who cares if they’re…

Yeah, who cares if they’re bigots. Gimme chicken. 

Youre the problem.