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|21 hours 50 min ago||This is almost exactly what||
This is almost exactly what Breaking Madden did a couple weeks ago to Matt Stafford:
The results are predictably hilarious. More hilarious are Tom Brady's stats at the end of the game.
|2 days 7 hours ago||He wants a video game named||
He wants a video game named after him some day.
|1 week 1 day ago||In other news, I was offered||
In other news, I was offered the head coaching job at UH today.
|1 week 2 days ago||Is the 1997 Defense playing||
Is the 1997 Defense playing like it's still 1997? If they are, OSU's spread would decimate them. The Read Option wasn't invented until 1998, but its invention in 1998 caused Tulane (TULANE!) to finish 12-0, a record for Conference USA. Shaun King set the NCAA record for QB efficiency in a season (setting a record QB rating of 183+, which wouldn't be matched until 2006).
I'm going to laugh out of the room anyone who suggests that the 2014 Ohio State Buckeyes don't put up at least 60 points on a team that has literally never even heard of a scrape exchange.
|1 week 4 days ago||Spider 2 Y Banana ALL DAY||
Spider 2 Y Banana ALL DAY LONG
|2 weeks 1 day ago||If Malzahn goes to UM, where||
If Malzahn goes to UM, where is Mullen going?
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Looking at the rampant,||
Looking at the rampant, unchallenged success that Meyer's had at OSU compared to how difficult coaching in the SEC is, you've got to wonder if there's at least a little bit of thought of how much more effectively one could build a legacy there.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Also he wanted to win a Super||
Also he wanted to win a Super Bowl.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I'd liked Kill as the||
I'd liked Kill as the replacement for Rodriguez when we were looking. That was before the seizure stuff really blew up, and obviously they can't pass to save their lives, so he's not as rosy as he looked at the time, but I really thought Minnesota did well with that one at the time.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I think the transition||
I think the transition argument is spotty at best. The longest run for the team last season was made by Shane Morris. Malzone is not a statue.
Denard Robinson isn't walking back through that door, but it's entirely possible to run a spread-n-shred type offense with a QB who can run some, but isn't a home run threat. Threetsherridammit isn't happening again.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Gus Malzahn would invent and||
Gus Malzahn would invent and install a brand new offense in the first quarter of a game if he had to, and the offense would be breaking records by the third quarter.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I will eat an apple if we||
I will eat an apple if we hire Gus Malzahn.
On camera if you guys want.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Malzahn was left off your||
Malzahn was left off your second list.
I mean, obviously that would be a Holy Shit hire, but it would be all the right kinds of Holy Shit.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||"$coach has had some||
"$coach has had some questionable in-game decisions" honestly reads like "This coach has not made the perfect game-theory decision in every single situation he's ever been in, therefore he's not good enough for my team".
There is no such thing as a perfect coach. There is certainly no perfect coach on the market right now.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||That depends. Can we get Tony||
That depends. Can we get Tony Dungy here first to build a team Gruden can win with? If so, then he'd be high on the list. If not, I'd put him somewhere just below the necromancy-resurrected corpse of Al Davis.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||He died three years ago.||
He died three years ago. Where have you been?
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I'm not really sure you want||
I'm not really sure you want to talk about Carr's ability to handle the spread in 2007 when you consider what's on the opposite end of that season.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Spider 2 Y Banana ALL DAY||
Spider 2 Y Banana ALL DAY LONG BABY
|2 weeks 5 days ago||*Not actually unprecedented.||
*Not actually unprecedented.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||The option is very much||
The option is very much there, and I for one would not be upset by hiring Bo Pelini. I'm not saying he'd be a slam dunk hire, but we'd know what we were getting, and what we'd be getting is quality running, iffy defense and 9-10 wins per year.
All things considered, that's a massive upgrade over every year but 2011 since Carr left. If we don't get a slam dunk, Pelini is a layup, and that's still going to move the program forward compared to jacking up a 40-foot 3 pointer.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||I'm sure UM has a policy||
I'm sure UM has a policy whereby spouses can't be each other's supervisors, so by hiring Jim Harbaugh's wife, they'd probably guarantee the opposite.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||I think we'd be better off||
I think we'd be better off with Danny Hope than with Brady Hoke because at least Danny Hope has a bitchin' moustache and wears a headset.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||You're always going to be||
You're always going to be super miserable after losing to Minnesota.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||I say this as a fellow who||
I say this as a fellow who could use to lose a few pounds: There's no way Brady Hoke would've waked to Ann Arbor from San Diego.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||As much as I dislike Dantonio||
As much as I dislike Dantonio and there are certainly very valid criticisms of the way he's coached his players to play (very dirty) sometimes, as national representatives of the Big Ten go, we could generally do worse.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Basically, yeah; that's been||
Basically, yeah; that's been the argument for a long time, now.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Maybe a Draenei. They're||
Maybe a Draenei. They're blue. The horns on Tauren might make him feel too much like they're headphones.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||I think you can scheme a good||
I think you can scheme a good QB. Case Keenum broke all sorts of records at Houston. It's entirely possible to build a team that's got a mediocre QB but can still move the ball well and win a bunch of games. This B1G is probably as bad as that Conference USA during that time period, too, so it's not like we're talking a huge difference of apples and oranges.
Shane Morris could very easily be a guy who throws for 275 YPG next year, with a little bit of coaching smarts. This coaching staff does not have those smarts, but resigning ourselves to no serviceable QBs because all we've seen of them is what they can do while being coached by a bad staff is premature at best.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||What is perhaps most||
What is perhaps most interesting about this issue is just how significantly the reaction to Clark's actions were as compared to Ray Rice's just a few months ago. My perception is that we've made progress, and that makes me happy.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Well, I mean, I don't...but||
Well, I mean, I don't...but that's not Brady Hoke.