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hate_week_wolverineEssentials

WHAT Michigan vs Ohio State
WHERE Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
WHEN Noon Eastern, November 27th 2010
THE LINE OSU -17
TELEVISION National on ABC
WEATHER Mostly sunny, mid 30s
0% chance of rain

Image at right via reader Brian Walline.

Run Offense vs. Ohio State

You know, from skimming the Ohio State blogs in my reader I'd picked up a narrative of safety injuries and a somewhat disappointing performance from the defensive line that led me to believe the OSU defense was something less than its usual self. Then I go and check the stats as I do and they're third in rushing and total defense. They are fifth in pass defense. This is nationally, not in conference. So… not so much.

As anyone who's followed the Gordon Gee-Boise/TCU spat knows, a weak schedule has something to do with that. OSU has not played the Big Ten's #1, #4, or #5 offense and is the #2 offense.. They've had almost the kindest league schedule possible to date. However, in their matchup against #3 Wisconsin the Badgers only managed 330-some yards of offense; Iowa was held under 300. Do not be taken in by complaints about Orhian Johnson or fretting about freshman Christian Bryant—this is a smokescreen.

The sack-excluded numbers in the league (minus Indiana, which didn't seem even slightly relevant) reflect this:

Opponent Att Yards TD YPC
Illinois 33 136 1 4.1
Wisconsin 43 184 3 4.3
Purdue 24 52 0 2.2
Minnesota 26 103 1 4.0
Penn State 32 113 0 3.5
Iowa 23 97 1 4.2

College teams average 4.9 yards an attempt when you take out sacks; Ohio State has been somewhere between good and ridiculous through the Big Ten. This is not a huge surprise given the overall numbers.

Michigan's rushing offense is almost as shiny in the national stats at tenth. They have four triple option teams ahead of them—on a YPC basis they're fourth nationally. The last couple weeks opponents have really truly dared Denard Robinson to throw by putting a linebacker over the slot receiver and moving their safeties up into the box (Purdue) or just outside of it (Wisconsin). Rain and a crappy half for Robinson (plus a worse one for the defense) allowed both opponents to get away with their hyper-aggressive defenses. In the second half Robinson started hitting receivers who found themselves in single coverage deep and Michigan ripped off touchdowns on four of five drives, with the fifth headed inside the Wisconsin twenty before a Roundtree drop led to the inevitable batted-ball-to-INT combo.

There are risks involved with going so aggressive, especially when your safeties are indeed injury-plagued and young, and it doesn't seem like Tressel's style to go damn-the-torpedoes. It doesn't look like he'll have to, anyway, with those numbers above. I predicted Wisconsin would back off and Michigan's run game would bounce back. The former definitely didn't happen and the latter may have looked like it did but that relies heavily on a couple of meaningless draws at the end of the first half. This week, Ohio State probably will back off and it will be something like a fair fight on the ground.

Given OSU's results to date expecting something magnificent is foolhardy. The most relevant game above is probably the Illinois game, in which heavy wind and Nathan Scheelhaase's youth—that was his first Big Ten start—gave the Buckeyes an idea of what was coming before the snap. Michigan does have a better rushing offense than the Illini—they're about eight tenths of a yard to the good—and should provide more threat through the air than Scheelhaase, so you can/should expect something more effective than 4.1 YPC. Hitting 4.5-4.8 seems realistic. They'll need more than that to win, though.

Key Matchup: Denard versus Last Safety To Daylight. Okay, I'll take the bait: if safety is a weakness for the Buckeyes, Michigan might be able to spring a long touchdown on the ground, which would be nice.

orhian-johnson Pass Offense vs. Ohio State

If Orhian Johnson is three times worse than Ohio State fans say he is we've got it in the bag.

Denard Robinson's sustained bout of inaccuracy lasted until halftime of the Wisconsin game, after which he was ruthlessly effective. He hit several downfield passes, picked apart the Wisconsin zone, and landed himself almost 10 YPA by the time the day was over. That's not enough to dismiss the previous three or four games, in which Robinson slew scoring drives by the hundreds* with passes behind or above but rarely in front of open receivers.  It is encouraging. Robinson is in the top 20 in passing efficiency in an offense that throws about 40% of the time. While his legs are a big chunk of that, they are, you know, his legs. He gets opportunities others don't because of them.

Michigan's got some complications, however. Martavious Odoms is done for the year and both other starting wideouts appeared on this week's injury report. It sounds like Darryl Stonum will be good to go, but the perpetually questionable Junior Hemingway is questionable again. Je'Ron Stokes and Jeremy Jackson may get more time than Michigan coaches are comfortable with. Roy Roundtree exists, though, and Michigan can shift its production around without affecting their efficiency too much—usually the choice is not between covering the outside guy and covering Roundtree, but dealing with Robinson and covering Roundtree.

On the other side of the ball, Ohio State fans still manage to sound disappointed in the #7 pass efficiency defense in the country. They are pretty weak at getting to the QB—hardly better than Michigan—and they do have safety issues and they don't have a shutdown corner like they usually do. They've also missed two of the league's best QBs in Kirk Cousins and Dan Persa. Like the rush defense, they haven't played a big chunk of the Big Ten's good passing offenses. They played 1 and 2, but haven't gotten to 3-6 yet. Performance against 1 and 2:

Opponent Att Cmp Yards TD Int YPA
Wisconsin 16 13 152 0 1 9.5
Iowa 31 20 195 1 0 6.3

This just in: Wisconsin's Scott Tolzien. Anyway, that's a bad performance in a game Wisconsin hardly threw in and a pretty good one against Iowa. Everything else is brutal strangulation of doe-eyed innocents and the Jacory Harris Interception Spectacular. There aren't many good comparables for Michigan.

Assuming Tressel plays it low-variance, Michigan won't have a ton of opportunities to hit it deep but this will open up the underneath stuff, especially Roundtree's hitch routes, or more likely a variation on them that Ohio State hasn't scouted to death. We've seen QB Lead Oh Noes disappear over the past few weeks; maybe that can be used to exploit Ohio State's youthful safeties. The last time they ran it they had Martell Webb streaking open for what would have been a touchdown if Martell Webb wasn't pretty slow and the ball wasn't chucked directly at an Illinois safety.

*(This may be a slight exaggeration.)

Key Matchup: Robinson's Accuracy versus That Stuff Whatever That Was. No one has been able to consistently defend the run and pass against Denard, so they've chosen the run and have been right more often than not. Michigan needs two halves like the second against Wisconsin—occasional error, mostly deadly—to have a shot.

boom-herron Run Defense vs. Ohio State

Ohio State doesn't quite have the Badger ground game, with emphasis on "quite". Wisconsin is 12th, Ohio State 17th, with OSU trailing the Badgers by a quarter yard per carry. The main guy is Boom Herron, a compact, powerful runner without a ton of shimmy. He makes a lot of yards by sliding through tackles thanks to his low center of gravity and tree trunk legs. He's not likely to break anything long. He's what Kevin Grady was supposed to be.

Backup Brandon Saine has found himself marginalized as the season goes along. He's a lot like Michael Shaw, combining blazing speed with a lack of tackle-breaking power and a nasty tendency to avoid the intended hole. He's come on as a receiver out of the backfield and in the slot and will probably get a half-dozen carries.

And then there's Pryor, infrequently utilized but wildly effective when deployed. If you take out OSU's sacks he's averaging 8.2(!) YPC on 87(!) attempts this year, numbers that boggle the mind when combined. 87 carries takes the YPC outside the realm of fluke, so… how does a guy averaging 8 yards a carry only get 87 attempts? Tressel, yo. I get the argument you'd like to spare your QB hits against teams with little chance of winning, but Ohio State desperation catchup mode is the spread option. This is frustrating to both Michigan and Ohio State fans.

The script last year against Michigan was similar: OSU came out and ran their I-form "Dave" package with little success most of the day; when Michigan scored to draw within a touchdown out came the spread option. Pryor ran right down the field, touchdown, flood of Michigan interceptions, ballgame. Michigan doesn't have Brandon Graham anymore so the regular package should be more successful than it was last year, hampering Michigan's ability to get the three and outs that kept them in that game.

Key Matchup: Michigan Tacklers versus Herron's Thighs. With Mouton and Demens around it's likely that FBs will be taken on near the LOS and Michigan will have opportunities to get the Buckeyes in long-yardage situations in which Pryor's had some difficulty. One of the many, many problems against Wisconsin was Michigan tacklers not tackling, or giving up two or three yards after contact. That seems like it might be more fixable than Greg Robinson's beaver brain or the incredible youth of everyone. 

Pass Defense vs. Ohio Statepearl-harbor

Terrelle Pryor hasn't exactly developed into the world-beating Vince Young (except better!) imitator he was supposed to be out of high school. Against the good defenses on OSU's schedule he does stuff like this:

Opponent Att Cmp Yards TD Int YPA
Miami 27 12 233 1 0 8.6
Illinois 16 9 76 2 1 4.8
Wisconsin 28 14 156 0 1 5.6
Iowa 33 18 195 1 2 5.9

The other somewhat average pass D on the schedule was Penn State; Pryor threw just 13 times, completing eight.

Unfortunately for Michigan, "good" is nowhere in the conversation when it comes to Michigan's pass defense. They're looking up at "putrid" and hanging out with "fairly good reason to go insane." I think they peed on my couch and tried to sop it up with a handful of crushed Cheetos. I do not mean this as a metaphor.

They're currently idling at 92nd in pass efficiency defense. Pryor's performance against Indiana, Purdue, and Minnesota, the—sigh—closer comparisons for Michigan's crew of befuddled freshman and slow guys:

Opponent Att Cmp Yards TD Int YPA
Indiana 30 24 334 3 0 11.1
Purdue 22 16 270 3 2 12.3
Minnesota 22 18 222 2 1 10.1

Good Lord. Pryor meets a level of defense at which he is suddenly mediocre or worse; below that he is a ruthless bomb-thrower. Adding it all up gives you a quarterback who's 14th in passer efficiency this year and still hasn't had a good game against a real defense.

Pryor's main targets are his outside receivers. Both have around 50 catches, with Dane Sanzenbacher averaging considerably more YPC and has nine touchdowns to Posey's five. The tailbacks and TE Jake Stoneburner are secondary targets, and then there are guys scattered down the roster with the occasional catches. The line's pretty mediocre at pass blocking, giving up almost two sacks a game (59th) despite being 85th nationally in pass attempts.

Even Pryor and the OSU passing game is something of a paper tiger, that fact obviously has no relevance against the Michigan secondary. Scott Tolzein's passes never hit the ground last weekend; Wisconsin went away from the passing game because the run game allowed them to. Amongst the many things the Michigan pass defense cannot do are pressure the quarterback (1.5 sacks per game, 94th), cover receivers (yeesh), tackle, and provide anything more than a slight hindrance to quarterbacks more competent than a rain-soaked Sean Robinson.

Key Matchup: HAHAHAHAHA

Special Teams

OSU's been good with the ball in its returners' hands, solidly above average in punt returns and very good at kick returns. They've been worse than bad in coverage, giving up 12.7 yards a punt return and yielding a touchdown against Miami. Two kickoffs have been returned for touchdowns, too.

The usual story at kicker: OSU's Devin Barclay is 16 of 19, Michigan's blah blah blah. This week I can point out their proficiency at onside kicks, though.

Key Matchup: STOP KICKING THE DAMN BALL

Intangibles

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Cheap Thrills

Worry if...

  • OSU aligns in the spread, the formation in which Terrelle Pryor is actually quite effective.
  • OSU aligns in the I.
  • Robinson inaccuracy allows yet more creepin' on the run game.

(Site note: Jebus. One of the "worry ifs" from last week was "Scott Tolzien completes every pass he throws.")

Cackle with knowing glee if...

  • Orhian Johnson turns out to be a true freshman two star.
  • Denard goes back to his UConn form.
  • Ohio State's years-long defiance of karmic comeuppance goes supernova.

Fear/Paranoia Level: 10 (Baseline 5; +1 for Terrelle Pryor Eats Baby Seals And I Can See The Club For Miles, +1 for Despite Everything This Is The Top D In The League By All Measures, +1 for Ours Is Not Very Close HA HA HA, +1 for Turnover Margin: 5 vs 101, +1 for They Are A Much Better Football Team)

Desperate need to win level: 10 (Baseline 5; +5 for The Game)

Loss will cause me to... continue repeating "I expected 7-5" until the bowl game.

Win will cause me to... dissolve.

The strictures and conventions of sportswriting compel me to predict:

There's no reason for optimism, as not even the Epic Pryor Meltdown scenario seems to result in a win a week after Wisconsin didn't throw in the second half.

Tressel won't even have to risk it, as he should be able to grind it out on the ground with success and watch his excellent defense bottle Denard up sufficiently to stake the Buckeyes to a two-score lead they'll maintain most of he day. They'll take the Maserati out of the garage and run the inverted veer when/if Michigan brings it within a score, immediately going down the field to push the margin back out. The defense will be toyed with.

Finally, three opportunities for me to look stupid Sunday:

  • Pryor throws fewer than 20 times.
  • Two Michigan drives die on the vine around the OSU 35.
  • The bitter hollowness of defeat has a piquant familiarity, almost like an old friend.
  • Ohio State, 35-20.
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November 26th, 2010 at 2:56 PM | Hello darkness, my old friend... (Score:1)
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@pnbloem | Ultra-MGoBoard

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:11 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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4 opponents have scored more than 40, 3 others put up more than 30. I'll take the over, Alex.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:18 PM | way over (Score:1)
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November 26th, 2010 at 4:12 PM | This is the perfect time to (Score:1)
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This is the perfect time to make a "Mrs. Robinson" joke, but I'm drawing a blank...

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November 27th, 2010 at 2:13 AM | GERG's wife or Denard's mom? (Score:1)
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(or GERG's mom or Denard's wife?)

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November 27th, 2010 at 2:45 AM | it's just like going to the hotel room (Score:1)
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unless something crazy happens, you know we're going to be fucked.

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November 26th, 2010 at 2:55 PM | The two plays that are going to kill us tomorrow (Score:1)
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are the counter (OSU staple play, Michgan hasn't defended it well all year) and the deep ball (Pryor throws a good deep ball, Michigan....well...you know).

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:00 PM | daaaaaaaaaaamnit (Score:1)
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damn. it.

 

crap.

...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:11 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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Purdue beat OSU last year. Repeat 4000 times.

It's all John Navarre's fault.

 

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November 26th, 2010 at 6:15 PM | Sweet! Can yoda play bandit? (Score:1)
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Sweet! Can yoda play bandit?

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:09 PM | Christ (Score:1)
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on a cracker...

OSU HAS to be due for some terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day karma by now, right?

"I figure if I can get two degrees from Ohio State, it might be close to Elliott’s undergraduate degree"  -- Brock

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November 27th, 2010 at 2:06 AM | Close your eyes, put your hands on your temples, (Score:1)
M-Dog
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and repeat after me . . . "Stanley Jackson, Stanley Jackson, Stanley Jackson". 

M'Dog

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:11 PM | Good (Score:1)
mgomistercheezle
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Good lord...this:

Unfortunately for Michigan, "good" is nowhere in the conversation when it comes to Michigan's pass defense. They're looking up at "putrid" and hanging out with "fairly good reason to go insane." I think they peed on my couch and tried to sop it up with a handful of crushed Cheetos. I do not mean this as a metaphor.

is very, very funny.

The dude abides.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:12 PM | I was feelin' good (Score:1)
BrewCityBlue
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I was feeling' good about Saturday til I read this....

"Amongst the many things the Michigan pass defense cannot do are pressure the quarterback (1.5 sacks per game, 94th), cover receivers (yeesh), tackle, and provide anything more than a slight hindrance to quarterbacks more competent than a rain-soaked Sean Robinson.

Key Matchup: HAHAHAHAHA"

Damn.

Ahhh, screw it... Something still tells me tomorrow will be a crazy one.

38-35 Blue. We have a Def or ST score. Pryor eats Martin's facemask early in 2nd half and is rattled for the rest of the game. The Vest doesn't abandon TressellBall until too late in the game and it finally burns him.

This is based on nothing.

Go Blue! Beat the Suckeyes!!!!!!!!!

HAIL.

"Where's the threat? Oh, it's right here, and it's devouring us alive." -Ace<

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November 26th, 2010 at 4:12 PM | I say, "Why not?" (Score:1)
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This is based on nothing.

Nothing but good old enthusiasm for The Game.  It's The Game, so there is a chance (cue Dumb and Dumber video -- too busy reading MGoBlog).

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:14 PM | Wrong (Score:1)
UMQuadz05
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Win will cause me to:

Wander around the house until I collapse, sobbing openly like an old Italian woman.

Hail to the colors that float in the light-
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:14 PM | After last week (Score:1)
Njia
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I have not been able to muster up a good belch, let alone the usual bile I have felt in the past for the Buckeyes. Familiarity is supposed to breed contempt, but it seems to breed still more familiarity.

"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
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November 26th, 2010 at 3:17 PM | If Ohio State (Score:1)
BlueinLansing
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scores only 35 vs this defense, I will have thought OSU had a horrible day on offense.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:26 PM | Tresselball (Score:1)
Nick
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is facotred into his prediction of only 35 pts. for OSU.  Presumably he sees the offense stalling out enough that OSU doesnt throw that often.

As he said and we've seen, Tress will only bring the wood if the game is close.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:21 PM | If Christmas could come early, I'd ask for just one thing: (Score:1)
jatlasb
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To crush my enemies.  To see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.  

But something tells me that probably isn't going to happen.  Alas.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:24 PM | Have you been reading Psalms (Score:1)
sheepman
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Have you been reading Psalms lately?

"Are you Bluish? You don't look Bluish..."

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:34 PM | Psalms? (Score:1)
TheWolverineWay
Joined: 11/04/2010
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Unless there's a juiced-up barbarian in the bible, I'm thinking this quote isn't from a dude wearing mandals.

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November 26th, 2010 at 9:23 PM | Original quote aside, there's some hardcore stuff in the Bible (Score:1)
Huntington Wolverine
Joined: 10/26/2009
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8 Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction,
   happy is the one who repays you
   according to what you have done to us.
9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants
   and dashes them against the rocks.

Psalm 137

Let Conan take note...

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:41 PM | Yes, but in an Austrian (Score:1)
bryemye
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Yes, but in an Austrian accent.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:57 PM | Psalms (Score:1)
MMB 82
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That quote was uttered by The Governator.

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November 26th, 2010 at 11:37 PM | The quote in Conan was from (Score:1)
TimH
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The quote in Conan was from Genghis Khan:

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters."

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November 27th, 2010 at 8:18 AM | I. Love. You. (Score:1)
GunnersApe
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I have always enjoyed the Conan quote but now you come with Genghis.

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

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November 27th, 2010 at 10:01 AM | This should help (Score:1)
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November 26th, 2010 at 4:16 PM | Have you seen their women? (Score:1)
UMich87
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Without Natty Light to fall back on, it is the men who lament.

 

I prefer XX.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:25 PM | 17pt dogs? (Score:1)
Bryan
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Just like 1969.

Win will cause me to go to the liquor store and purchase all bottles of cheap sugar infused sparkling wine and then dance until I can't dance anymore.

I have a Fandom Endurance III merit badge

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:32 PM | Win will cause me to (Score:1)
michimoby
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finally send that love letter to Mila Kunis that I've been storing in my email drafts since 2008.

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"I cannot think of a better person to guide our university's athletic strategy than the inventor of The Noid."

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November 27th, 2010 at 1:39 AM | What is with you and Mila (Score:1)
South Bend Wolverine
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What is with you and Mila Kunis?

Now with 100% less South Bend, 100% more Washington DC.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:27 PM | My God, if we just had even (Score:1)
antidaily
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My God, if we just had even last year's D.

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“ The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” — Alan Kay

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November 27th, 2010 at 2:02 AM | Seriously. (Score:1)
M-Dog
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How much does that suck?

If we just had last year's historically bad defense, we'd be playing OSU for the Big Ten.

M'Dog

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:29 PM | Ah suck it Brian, I'll never (Score:1)
uniqenam
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Ah suck it Brian, I'll never predict that Michigan will lose.

I say Michigan rips off the collective dong of Brutus and shoves it back down his throat, resulting in a 48-13 brutalization of that putrid, evil team down-south.  My avatar says it all: overrated. 

I miss King of Belch.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:30 PM | wait. (Score:1)
michimoby
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20 points?

you expect us to make two field goals?

Ah, no.  three touchdowns and a failed two-point conversion.  I see now.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:46 PM | uh... (Score:1)
ISMELLSEXY
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missed extra point dude....DURPDEDUHRR

Michigan National Champs: 1901-1904 1918 1923 1932 1933 1947 1948 1997 

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:51 PM | and with that, (Score:1)
michimoby
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Now would be a good time to revoke my Michigan Engineering degree.

I swear, I'm not this dum.

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November 26th, 2010 at 7:23 PM | "A" missed XP? (Score:1)
M-Wolverine
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Come on. I figure 2 missed extra points and a made 2 point conversion.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:43 PM | Dude. GERG is going to start (Score:1)
bryemye
Joined: 09/14/2009
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Dude. GERG is going to start using the real plays for this game. Everyone is going to say to themselves after this game, "was he trying to be incomprehensible over the rest of the season? what happened?!" It's the greatest master plan in the history of anything. Ohio State literally has no film of us doing anything that actually works. So now we can blindside them with the scheme that actually works!

RR is going to call the game of his damn life and the entirety of the michigan fan base is going to have a really stupid smile on their face for something between 1 and 100 days. We're freaking winning.

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November 26th, 2010 at 6:12 PM | GERG's defense... (Score:1)
Mhpangr
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Ron Burgundy wears M sweaters

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November 27th, 2010 at 12:21 AM | Samesies (Score:1)
tubauberalles
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I'm embarrassed to admit I've had this very same fantasy this week.  This game really saps my rationality.

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November 27th, 2010 at 1:58 AM | Awesome. (Score:1)
M-Dog
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The whole Wisconsin fiasco was a trick to sandbag Tressle into reflexively playing Tressle-ball while Denard goes thermonuclear on them.

M'Dog

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:41 PM | I don't think M wins... (Score:1)
WestCoastWolverine
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But I do believe we'll cover that 17 point spread.

Hoke bitches...Hoke.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:58 PM | Come on, Brian. (Score:1)
TTUwolverine
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It's during times like these that you throw petty things like "objectivity" and "common sense" out the window. 

49-3 M.  Vinopal with two picks (one goes for 6).  Martin with three sacks.  Wormhole opens at the shoe and all of existence implodes into a black abyss.  Book it... I've having an apocolypse party at my place to celebrate. 

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:53 PM | Pryor (Score:1)
Tight and Shiny
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will have a Rex Kern/Ron Maciejowski-esque 6 int. day and the Wolverines will triumph 38-31. (yes, thats an OMGFG figured in)

 

Mark it down.

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November 26th, 2010 at 3:54 PM | help (Score:1)
blueville
Joined: 11/26/2010
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so, FML, but I have to watch the game online somehow due to various catastrophes.  does anyone have a steady and reliable website/link for this?  

Thanks.

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November 26th, 2010 at 4:02 PM | Live Chat (Score:1)
Tight and Shiny
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Log into the live chat around game time. There will most likely be a link or two posted.

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November 26th, 2010 at 5:38 PM | this will work (Score:1)
orobs
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99.9% of the time

 

http://atdhe.net/index.html

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November 27th, 2010 at 1:14 AM | also try myp2p.eu, usually (Score:1)
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also try myp2p.eu, usually has some solid streams

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