I Think You Mean "Cooler," Sir
I would normally throw this in a UV, but this warrants a little shrine all its own. Via the M-Zone, this is the best summation of Ohio State's contribution to the national culture ever recorded in a bathroom and posted to youtube:
I AGREE.
UPDATE: This guy has a series of weird addled thirty-second bathroom-themed raps. And songs about how his life sucks or how he is the sexiest man in the whole wide world.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM ^
"I like to poop my pants, when I'm in the bathroom."
A legend is born.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:51 AM ^
That was his #1 bathroom so #2 has got to be done somewhere else, apparently in his pants.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:02 PM ^
His #2 bathroom is decorated in green and white.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM ^
He takes poops in his bathroom
October 6th, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
Whats wrong wit that, yo?
October 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM ^
This rendition blows. The original by James Taylor is so much more heartfelt.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM ^
I assume he posted that the second after he recorded it so he was still at his maximum level of highness/stoned/drunkenness.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:48 AM ^
What...the FUCK?!?!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
Poops. Yo.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:49 AM ^
OSU Compliance Dept. approves of this bathroom.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:53 AM ^
Says this man is the poster child for taking poops. In the bathroom. Yo.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:56 AM ^
Au contraire, Gordon Gee says this man is the poster child for non-pooping Michigan fans. You know, by Gordon Gee's definition of poster child.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:52 AM ^
That does it. Sig change ho.
Edit: awwwww yea there it is.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:51 AM ^
Upper decker.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:53 AM ^
Unlike some of you misanthropes, I try to give all people the benefit of the doubt because it's what the baby Jesus would do. Here are three possibilities:
- He's reading the transcript of something his adorable 3 year old niece said, adding "yo" and "motherfuckin" here and there just for comedic effect.
- He, through no fault of his own, has a severe mental illness that makes him think he is his 3 year old niece.
- He's a Michigan fan who was kidnapped and locked in an OSU fan's elaborately appointed bathroom with a camera. He was told to record a ransom plea but, being a Michigan fan, couldn't resist mocking his captors.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:54 AM ^
I'll take Door #3 there, Monty.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM ^
because he normally goes in a cooler, and one is not available, he is confused by the large white thing on the floor. Not knowing how to raise the lid, he unfortunately goes in his pants.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
And by pants he means "jorts"
October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM ^
Just... what? What puts these ideas into people's heads and makes them want to share their [hopefully] worst moments ever with the entire world?
In this same category, I just happened across another great M-Zone find that I somehow missed a year ago, but which competes with this for Ultimate Misguided Fan Tribute, while also providing another tally in the "Con" side of the "Mascot?" ledger.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:00 PM ^
I feel like my IQ just dropped 5% merely from viewing that.
I'm not sure I can ever take a poop again without thinking about tSIO now. However, I'm not sure that is a good thing or a bad thing. I'm inclined to believe that, liking tSIO and fecal material is somehow a natural and normal thing. When I take a big one I'll let you all know. Or, maybe not.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:13 PM ^
We need to be able to vote something up as 'Spectaculous.' Well done sir.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:18 PM ^
And maybe the inspiration for the O logo? It's all coming together. #1 inspiration
October 6th, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
I'm gonna go drop one off in the porcelin horseshoe just became a regular part of my toilet vocabulary.
October 7th, 2011 at 7:22 AM ^
Ahhh the toilet bowl
October 7th, 2011 at 7:26 AM ^
Awesome. Reading this in the bathroom, I about fell off my own porcelain horseshoe laughing!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:08 PM ^
They don't call it a Cleveland Steamer for nothing, ya know.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:09 PM ^
That's gonna leave a mark.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:13 PM ^
in Columbus a short vid like that is called a résumé
October 6th, 2011 at 1:19 PM ^
In Columbus it's pronounced "re-zoom."
October 6th, 2011 at 12:22 PM ^
This guy will be the next Ohio AD. BKFinest it!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:22 PM ^
He didn't even let me answer when he asked what I knew. :-(
October 6th, 2011 at 12:32 PM ^
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to poop. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Pooping is a good start.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^
October 6th, 2011 at 12:44 PM ^
A dubstep version. Aw hell, why not both!
October 6th, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^
Dubstep hasnt died yet? See you next year...
October 6th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^
Can't wait for the DJ Steve Porter remix...
October 6th, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^
O_o
Maybe he's excited because he just learned how to do it ALL BY HIMSELF like a good boy!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^
Eleven Warriors linked to TWIS yesterday, (and actually gave Mr. Cook props) and warned Ohio fans that the Internet was not always their friend. This is exhibit A for that fact. I would love to hear either eleven warriors or the ozone comment on this. I'm know you guys are lurking . . . what say you?
October 6th, 2011 at 1:00 PM ^
Very disturbing stuff.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^
We've found Gee's replacement.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:07 PM ^
I be like dang.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:22 PM ^
Flush twice it is a long way to the Ohio State athletic department.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:47 PM ^
It's bad to take poops in the bathroom when you don't have any more TP.
October 6th, 2011 at 2:37 PM ^
Not everyone is a perfect person in the world. I mean, everybody does....poops, shits, pees on you, pees on me. I just feel people need to give him a chance. I always look up to the dude in the video and I always will because I still think he's one of the best poopers to me and I just love his rap, yo"
October 6th, 2011 at 8:44 PM ^
God damn. I feel so sophisticated all of a sudden.
October 7th, 2011 at 12:00 PM ^
i was just going to take a trip to my motherfucking number 1 bathroom...yo
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