but what about the bike?
I Think You Mean "Cooler," Sir
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I would normally throw this in a UV, but this warrants a little shrine all its own. Via the M-Zone, this is the best summation of Ohio State's contribution to the national culture ever recorded in a bathroom and posted to youtube:
I AGREE.
UPDATE: This guy has a series of weird addled thirty-second bathroom-themed raps. And songs about how his life sucks or how he is the sexiest man in the whole wide world.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM | 
"I like to poop my pants,
"I like to poop my pants,
October 6th, 2011 at 11:51 AM |
Makes Sense
Makes Sense
That was his #1 bathroom so #2 has got to be done somewhere else, apparently in his pants.
"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron
October 6th, 2011 at 1:02 PM |
#2
#2
His #2 bathroom is decorated in green and white.
"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM |
What more can you say
What more can you say
He takes poops in his bathroom
forever... go blue
October 6th, 2011 at 11:52 AM |
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
"One man. Goodbye! Hello Heisman!"
October 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM |
Original
Original
This rendition blows. The original by James Taylor is so much more heartfelt.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:47 AM |
JFC.
JFC.
I assume he posted that the second after he recorded it so he was still at his maximum level of highness/stoned/drunkenness.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:48 AM |
What...the FUCK?!?!
What...the FUCK?!?!
What...the FUCK?!?!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:03 PM |
Ah Take
Ah Take
Poops. Yo.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:49 AM |
OSU Compliance Dept. approves
OSU Compliance Dept. approves
OSU Compliance Dept. approves of this bathroom.
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
October 6th, 2011 at 11:53 AM |
Gordon Gee
Gordon Gee
Says this man is the poster child for taking poops. In the bathroom. Yo.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:56 AM |
Au contraire, Gordon Gee says
Au contraire, Gordon Gee says
Au contraire, Gordon Gee says this man is the poster child for non-pooping Michigan fans. You know, by Gordon Gee's definition of poster child.
Ohio State is the #1 bathroom. I take poops in the bathroom.
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:52 AM |
That does it. Sig change ho.
That does it. Sig change ho.
That does it. Sig change ho.
Edit: awwwww yea there it is.
Ohio State is the #1 bathroom. I take poops in the bathroom.
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:51 AM |
Upper decker.
Upper decker.
Upper decker.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:53 AM |
Unlike some of you
Unlike some of you
Unlike some of you misanthropes, I try to give all people the benefit of the doubt because it's what the baby Jesus would do. Here are three possibilities:
- He's reading the transcript of something his adorable 3 year old niece said, adding "yo" and "motherfuckin" here and there just for comedic effect.
- He, through no fault of his own, has a severe mental illness that makes him think he is his 3 year old niece.
- He's a Michigan fan who was kidnapped and locked in an OSU fan's elaborately appointed bathroom with a camera. He was told to record a ransom plea but, being a Michigan fan, couldn't resist mocking his captors.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:54 AM |
I'll take Door #3 there,
I'll take Door #3 there,
I'll take Door #3 there, Monty.
October 7th, 2011 at 7:24 AM |
Definitely door # 3
Definitely door # 3
October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM |
I conjecture that
I conjecture that
because he normally goes in a cooler, and one is not available, he is confused by the large white thing on the floor. Not knowing how to raise the lid, he unfortunately goes in his pants.
life is like a box of chocolates...
and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment
October 6th, 2011 at 12:27 PM |
And by pants he means "jorts"
And by pants he means "jorts"
And by pants he means "jorts"
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM |
#1 place for #2
#1 place for #2
Just... what? What puts these ideas into people's heads and makes them want to share their [hopefully] worst moments ever with the entire world?
In this same category, I just happened across another great M-Zone find that I somehow missed a year ago, but which competes with this for Ultimate Misguided Fan Tribute, while also providing another tally in the "Con" side of the "Mascot?" ledger.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:58 AM |
Wait for it......
Wait for it......
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word that I'm saying. -Oscar Wilde
October 6th, 2011 at 12:00 PM |
I think I'm stupider just for watching that
I think I'm stupider just for watching that
I feel like my IQ just dropped 5% merely from viewing that.
I'm not sure I can ever take a poop again without thinking about tSIO now. However, I'm not sure that is a good thing or a bad thing. I'm inclined to believe that, liking tSIO and fecal material is somehow a natural and normal thing. When I take a big one I'll let you all know. Or, maybe not.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:09 PM |
well...
well...
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
October 6th, 2011 at 12:13 PM |
Bravo
Bravo
We need to be able to vote something up as 'Spectaculous.' Well done sir.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:18 PM |
Well done
Well done
And maybe the inspiration for the O logo? It's all coming together. #1 inspiration
October 6th, 2011 at 12:26 PM |
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go drop one off in the porcelin horseshoe just became a regular part of my toilet vocabulary.
October 7th, 2011 at 7:22 AM |
Love It
Love It
Ahhh the toilet bowl
In Hoke we trust...
October 7th, 2011 at 7:26 AM |
Spectacularly
Spectacularly
Awesome. Reading this in the bathroom, I about fell off my own porcelain horseshoe laughing!
October 6th, 2011 at 12:08 PM |
They don't call it a
They don't call it a
They don't call it a Cleveland Steamer for nothing, ya know.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:09 PM |
That's gonna leave a mark.
That's gonna leave a mark.
That's gonna leave a mark.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:13 PM |
in Columbus a short vid like
in Columbus a short vid like
in Columbus a short vid like that is called a résumé
"Play hard and with great effort"
October 6th, 2011 at 1:19 PM |
In Columbus it's pronounced
In Columbus it's pronounced
In Columbus it's pronounced "re-zoom."
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:22 PM |
This guy will be
This guy will be
This guy will be the next Ohio AD. BKFinest it!
Tressel: Pounding kids since April 2010.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:22 PM |
He didn't even let me answer
He didn't even let me answer
He didn't even let me answer when he asked what I knew. :-(
October 6th, 2011 at 12:32 PM |
I think Hoke has changed the
I think Hoke has changed the
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to poop. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Pooping is a good start.
Ann Arbor: now the permanent home of the Little Brown Jug
67-22-3 all-time
October 6th, 2011 at 12:34 PM |
PLEASE
PLEASE
Please let there be an autotune remix for this!
Tressel: Pounding kids since April 2010.
October 6th, 2011 at 12:44 PM |
Or Perhaps
Or Perhaps
A dubstep version. Aw hell, why not both!
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
October 6th, 2011 at 12:34 PM |
Can't wait for the DJ Steve
Can't wait for the DJ Steve
Can't wait for the DJ Steve Porter remix...
October 6th, 2011 at 12:45 PM |
....
....
O_o
Maybe he's excited because he just learned how to do it ALL BY HIMSELF like a good boy!
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
October 6th, 2011 at 12:53 PM |
Waiting for Eleven Warriors to weigh in
Waiting for Eleven Warriors to weigh in
Eleven Warriors linked to TWIS yesterday, (and actually gave Mr. Cook props) and warned Ohio fans that the Internet was not always their friend. This is exhibit A for that fact. I would love to hear either eleven warriors or the ozone comment on this. I'm know you guys are lurking . . . what say you?
It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:00 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Very disturbing stuff.
All in for some manball.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:01 PM |
Rest easy Buckeyes
Rest easy Buckeyes
We've found Gee's replacement.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:07 PM |
I be like dang.
I be like dang.
I be like dang.
October 6th, 2011 at 1:47 PM |
I can't believe no one has said...
I can't believe no one has said...
It's bad to take poops in the bathroom when you don't have any more TP.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that it is often difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine" --Abraham Lincoln
October 6th, 2011 at 2:37 PM |
Not everyone is a perfect
Not everyone is a perfect
Not everyone is a perfect person in the world. I mean, everybody does....poops, shits, pees on you, pees on me. I just feel people need to give him a chance. I always look up to the dude in the video and I always will because I still think he's one of the best poopers to me and I just love his rap, yo"
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
October 6th, 2011 at 8:44 PM |
God damn. I feel so
God damn. I feel so
God damn. I feel so sophisticated all of a sudden.
Land of the free market
October 7th, 2011 at 12:00 PM |
that reminds me
that reminds me
i was just going to take a trip to my motherfucking number 1 bathroom...yo
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback." -The Dude
October 9th, 2011 at 1:10 PM |
i like the part where he
i like the part where he
i like the part where he chants about poops in the bathroom
"I like to poop my pants, when I'm in the bathroom."
A legend is born.
I miss King of Belch.