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|5 days 18 hours ago||Too little, too late for Dave to lower prices|
|5 days 19 hours ago||I imagine the meeting going like this|
|6 days 20 hours ago||I think I figured it out!!!||
Phase 1- Collect underpants
Phase 2- Hire new AD
Phase 3- Hire new Head football coach
Phase 4 - Profit
|1 week 29 min ago||I hope||
I hope Darren Kirkland Jr reads this.
|1 week 2 days ago||I imagined a Hagerup letter going like this|
|1 week 4 days ago||Schlissel overheard at practice||
"Coach, I'm an academic and well actually I've never seen a football game in my life truth be told. But , oh boy, how do I put this......you're punt formation looks kinda .....fucked."
|1 week 5 days ago||Wait a minute||
So Desmond Howard is tweeting about supporting the players. The same Desmond Howard who 2 weeks ago said on national television that none of the players outside of Jabrill Peppers are pushing themselves enough in practice to be great. Ok, got it.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||He tried||
Brady:"Why didn't you tell me to come to the film session on Sunday?"
Dave: "I tried calling you on your headset but you didn't pick up."
|2 weeks 6 days ago||I didn't want to say anything...||
But i heard that Dan Dakich killed 5 transvestites in Indiana. Strangled 'em with their own pantyhose. What? That's what I heard.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Geez||
Never heard these guys before. What a couple of blow hards. Radio schlock. Is there a smarter show Brian can call in to? Maybe one that might be able to keep up with him?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Got it taken care of||
I figured he'd be depressed and we don't want him going over the edge. So I got one of his favorite bands, The Smiths to reunite and play a private show for him at his home. Nothing like The Smiths to cheer......wait. Oh God i have to call The Smiths and stop them!!!!
|5 weeks 3 days ago||It's||
It's hedge fun!!
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Rutgers!!||
Go Rutgers!! I'm cool withUM coming in and taking Peppers, etc but I hate how Penn St gets so many Jersey kids. Plus Franklin's dismissive attitude towards Rutgers. If Rutgers could only have one more win this season I want it to be tonight.
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Ughh||
(Sigh)... Giants suck. 7 months until the draft.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||clarification||
Just a clarification. This was on WFAN, New York sports talk radio station. It wasn't a Kenyucky radio show.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||Ughh||
So they're still going with #98 for Gardner I see. Usually mistakes like that are realized after you wake up the next morning. Lame.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||Benjy||
I hate Benjy. He must be a great writer to still be on the show because he doesn't display any humor performance wise. The one prank phone call he did was awful and his stunts like Ben-She and the horse head thing were just lame. Howard should have fired him when Benjy mouthed off to him during that showing up late fiasco.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||today||
Jef Bridges was on Howard this morning. He said he was suprised to find this news about himself on the internet. He asked his wife what she thought about it and she pretty much said no way in hell.
|10 weeks 6 days ago||Udey||
The team meeting had broke and Udey sat in his chair alone, clenching his newly awarded scholarship with a look of disguist. He had just saved his family a fortune but it didn't fullfill him. He watched as his teammates all crowded around Kyle......Kyle and his bucket hat. Kyle put it on and strutted back and forth from one end of the meeting room to the other like some kind of super model peacock. All while exchanging high fives and pats on the back. The chant of "Ky-le, Ky-le!!" drove Udey mad with envy. "Why couldn't they have asked me his question? I knew it was Caputo" he wondered. Udey had a void that a scholarship couldn't fill. Only a bucket hat could make him feel whole. Kyle's bucket hat. He was alone now that his teammates had lifted Kyle on their shoulders and carried him out of the room. "Screw you Kyle" he said to himself.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Sad||
My thing is I wish if a Jersey kid doesn't go blue then I'd like him to stay home at Rutgers. So much talent in NJ and it stinks seeing them go to schools I hate. Flood has really destroyed the moderate level of respectability Schiano built. Every decent NJ recruit is leaving. They don't even tease Rutgers with the idea about staying home like they used to. Now it's just understood from the get go that they're gone.
|15 weeks 14 hours ago||Brrrrrrrr||
Anyone else get douche chils when the Kings owner made everyone in the war room yell "Nik rocks" to him on the speaker phone?
|16 weeks 5 days ago||GIF||
I think the botched handshake with Beilein would make for a nice gif.
|19 weeks 5 days ago||timetable?||
Any idea on when we'll find out if he has to redshirt or not? Also I hope we handle this better than we did Devin's medical redshirt. We uh not so a good wit da paperwork.(w/Italian hand gesture)
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Glad||
I'm glad we didn't offer. It would have been a bad sign regarding Shane Morris' progression.
|22 weeks 1 day ago||Subs||
Bring some subs. It will be crazy!!!
|23 weeks 20 hours ago||This made||
Made me think about Jayru Campbell. I see Sparty hasn't pulled his scholarship offer.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Big Blue||
I don't think Lewan will be there when my Giants pick. I think we go the next best OL available and that's Notre Dame's Zack Martin.
|24 weeks 1 day ago||LeGrand||
LeGrand posted it on twitter and facebook when he probably should have kept it in house. I'm no fan of RU's President Barchi and AD Hermann. That said Eric comes off a a little ungrateful here. RU has done a lot for him. They retired his number because he was paralyzed. It certainly wasn't because of his play. He was the 3rd DT in the rotation as a junior. Then he gets a job as the analyst for Rutgers games which he's not very good at. He doesn't have a voice for broadcasting. He probably should have thought "Rutgers is going to trot me out and pay me for things for the rest of my life. Better to just swallow this and keep moving." Dealing with President/AD incompetence is something he'll have to get used to there.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||Nope||
Giants won't take Dennard. The best player available philiosophy only goes to a reasonable degree. Strongest and deepest part of the team are the DB's. Prince Amukamara and Dominick-Rogers Cromartie will start. Walter Thurmond who we also just signed from Seattle will play nickel. Then there are 2 ok backups at 4 and 5. If the first 11 picks went as you predicted I would see them go either Zack Martin, Mike Evans or Aaron Donald.
|28 weeks 1 hour ago||Liar!||
He's denying it but it's absolutely true. I haven't thought about this in years but watching this brought it all back. My uncle was in grad school at Georgetown at the same time Dikembe was there. He told me that he was at a party and Dikembe walked in and said "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"