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Why are Nkamhoua and Burnett…

Why are Nkamhoua and Burnett still in random jerseys in the cards?

My hunch is that Howard will…

My hunch is that Howard will have a conversation with Warde and step down after this year (I could be very wrong obv). Something along the lines of 'needing to attend to my health and recuperation' which is legit (grind of recruiting too much/can't put needed effort required in/etc.)

Which is a bummer but understandable. Things don't always work out as we wish.

Howard is a son of Michigan and I hope he has as graceful an exit as possible. Also hope for good things as it relates to his cardio health.

(from the Kenneth Grant…

(from the Kenneth Grant Youtube) "Two men have whipped three blockers."

Sure would be nice to keep Elston

Cyan on the coach is …

Cyan on the coach is ... something. Reasonable minds can disagree.

I tip my cap to Jim Harbaugh…

I tip my cap to Jim Harbaugh. "We're going to do it or die trying." Absolute baller.

 

Embarrassing. Program needs…

Embarrassing. Program needs a reset.

Those who stay will be…

Those who stay will be champions.

Amen

Team 144 will be honored in the Big House at a timeout in a September game in 2048 and the place will explode with joy to see those guys.

Joyful joyful season. 

Team 144. Legends 

Team 144. Legends 

We did it. Goddammit, we did…

We did it. Goddammit, we did it. 

We got this 

We got this 

I would contend trying to…

I would contend trying to parse the mind of Stalions is a fools errand.

Warde is not helpful to much…

Warde is not helpful to much of anything let alone the Golden Goose 

RB room is <maniacally…

RB room is <maniacally laughing> ... loaded

I'm sorry for your boy to…

I'm sorry for your boy to pull a crappy card from the health deck. Sucks big time. Hoping he makes a speedy and full recovery. This too shall pass.

You've been to several…

You've been to several practices? 

Luke Hughes is my spirit…

Luke Hughes is my spirit animal.

Also have to admit it's much more satisfying to beat a functioning Sparty.

MSU has been. Is. And …

MSU has been. Is. And  forever will be a trash program.
Full stop.

This thread is toxic af

This thread is toxic af

Just give me all the bacon…

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

-- Ron Swanson 

Lol Rhule

 

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Lol Rhule

 

 

Congrats on the sex Raj…

Congrats on the sex Raj. Given that my first borns were twins I've got nothing for you in terms of lessons learned excepting my third was a singleton and was effectively raised by wolves. They'll eat when they're hungry. Just pay them mind from time to time.

GOAT call


Oh my God!…

GOAT call

Oh my God! CARTER SCORES! I've never seen anything like this ... Oh my goodness gracious sakes! You're listening to it and I hope you can hear me because I've never been so happy in all my 59 cotton-picking years. ``I've broadcast 347 ballgames. I've never had one like this. ... Carter went streaking down there like a penguin with a hot herring in his cummerbund, only he didn't have the herring until he took the post pattern, went in and caught it at the 15. ``He caught the ball, dove in the end zone. Michigan wins 27-21! They aren't even going to try the extra point. Who cares? Who gives a damn? I've never been so happy in all my cotton-picking days!'

Sparty doesn't have the…

Sparty doesn't have the horses to hang for 4 quarters. At worst we'll lean on them and then the dam will burst in the second half.

My man. Kenneth Walker ain't…

My man. Kenneth Walker ain't waling through that door.

I'd lay all the points. We…

I'd lay all the points. We'll hammer Sparty.

Donovan:

“This year, we have an edge on those guys,” Edwards insisted. “Coach Harbaugh is 0-2 against Mel Tucker. We want to bring Paul [Bunyan Trophy] back to Michigan. We’re going to do whatever that takes. 

“We’re going to win. We’re going to win, and we’re going to like leave them no mercy kind of a deal. That’s what we want to do. We want to bring Paul back. We know what we have to do this week. Everybody is laser focused, locked in, even though we have this bye week. If we had a game this week, it would be bad.”

 

 

Sean Clifford is too tough…

Sean Clifford is too tough for his own well-being

This is comprehensive af…

This is comprehensive af. Nicely analyzed.

Hoosier recap:


 I was not…

Hoosier recap:

 I was not a fan of his last season and thought his tape this year was better, but we opted to keep the cyan on him.

Diabolical play. that's a…

Diabolical play. that's a mustache twister.

As Bob Ufer said of Kinnick:…

As Bob Ufer said of Kinnick: "God I love this place. They built a stadium and left a little bit of room for a field."

That's a helluva troll…

That's a helluva troll. Cheers Brian

That's bad news for those…

That's bad news for those kids. Iowa thankful it's not their punter.

Whatever. He's got the…

Whatever. He's got the albatross of Appalachian State and a Natty. Maybe just stop naming things after people.

Kenneth Walker III…

Kenneth Walker III bankrolled Tucker's grandchildren 

Garrett Shrader could fall…

Garrett Shrader could fall in a tar pit, die, and become coal before a Husky sacks him.

Spent more than a few seconds wondering if hyperbole or not

Fair. I don't see a loss on…

Fair. I don't see a loss on the schedule.

lol


Like, if Michigan…

lol

Like, if Michigan State was on Jeopardy, it would still be impressive if they won, even if they caught a break and the categories included “Teams That Had Trouble With A Snap That One Time,” “Upholstery Thermodynamics,” and “First Weekend NCAA Tournament Exits.”

Turns out Novice Drivers do…

Turns out Novice Drivers do a lot of vomiting

So these numbers tell me…

So these numbers tell me pretty much any booster cutting a check to the athletic department is a fool.

So these numbers tell me…

So these numbers tell me pretty much any booster cutting a check to the athletic department is a fool.

Well well well... (twists…

Well well well... (twists mustache, raises brow)

Very excited to never see…

Very excited to never see Brad Davison ever ever ever again. Garbage player. Trash program that encourages that kind of nonsense.

 Also really enjoying this run by Michigan!

I’m no judge but 5 games…

I’m no judge but 5 games seems fair. Wisconsin AD wants to run his program as a pillar of righteousness is about as expected. 
Juwan will learn and grow. And he knows the best revenge is success. 

Bingo. Poke the bear, then…

Bingo. Poke the bear, then poke the bear's cubs and the result is pretty obvious unless the bear is literal Gandhi.

Thus far we don't know what…

Thus far we don't know what Krabbenhoft said. He laid hands on Williams for sure. Whatever happened there is what boiled over Juwan. Krabbenhoft doesn't insert himself as the bouncer and this likely doesn't escalate to the face-wash and kids throwing hands.

Lots of folks have opinions…

Lots of folks have opinions without a full set of facts. We don’t know what was said and what happened with the assistant coach and TWill that got Howard’s dander up.

Sparty used Rocket Mortgage…

Sparty used Rocket Mortgage's in-house counsel to work that contract.

The UFR of all UFRs. 

The UFR of all UFRs. 

Hassan Haskins forever

 

Ryan Day going base in The…

Ryan Day going base in The Game is an all-timer. He actually REMOVED wrinkles!

3rd base Coker

Ryan Day going base in The…

Ryan Day going base in The Game is an all-timer. He actually REMOVED wrinkles!

3rd base Coker