When teams from the South have to play a bowl game in the North
they lose. Badly. AS WE HAVE BEEN PREDICTING FOR DECADES. The thought of snow and ice messes with their heads before they make the trip up. Once they get here, the bone-chilling cold hits them and just want to get the heck back on the bus and not even play the game.
Case in point, Minnesota v. G-Tech at Ford Field. Appears from the score G-Tech's offense didn't come out of the locker room until the first quarter was over. By the end of the third quarter they were so cold they left and didn't even play in the fourth quarter.
Let's have more B1G vs. SEC/ACC bowl games up North. I propose Lambeau Field and Soldier Field no matter what, and Ford Field only if they play with the roof retracted.
December 26th, 2018 at 11:53 PM ^
I thought Minn/G-Tech played indoors. Maybe it was 70 degrees instead of 72 inside Ford Field?
December 26th, 2018 at 11:53 PM ^
It was definitely indoors.
December 27th, 2018 at 1:00 AM ^
And the Ford Field roof does not retract.
December 27th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
70 is still kind of cold for them. I’ve seen people with hats, scarves, and gloves when it’s 55 in Atlanta.
Last week I was in Michigan and it was 29. I left my coat open and put my face to the breeze so could feel the winter. I do miss it. Conversely, when kids from the south get hit in the face with 40 degree wind, they literally freeze up. I agree with the OP that these kids were in a hurry to get back South.
December 26th, 2018 at 11:55 PM ^
They told G=tech it snows indoors in Michigan
December 27th, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
They got Richt'ed!!!
December 27th, 2018 at 10:01 AM ^
Something tells me this was part of the joke from the OP....
December 27th, 2018 at 1:54 PM ^
Yeah, I assumed this was satire since the Lions haven't played outdoors since...1974. Weather was the least of GT's issues.
December 26th, 2018 at 11:54 PM ^
The frozen tundra at Ford Field!
December 27th, 2018 at 12:04 AM ^
Wish USC and UCLA had to come to northern Midwest back in the day to play Rose Bowl too.
December 27th, 2018 at 12:11 AM ^
It's bone chilling cold at Ford Field tonight baby. I've been saying it for years. Whoooooo!!!! This is what happens in Detroit when the SEC gets here, they can't compete.
December 27th, 2018 at 12:29 AM ^
There are so many errors in these posts, but I get the jist. Ford field is indoors, but the team still had to walk outside at times. Georgia tech is ACC, not SEC. It would be cool to have an SEC/ Big Ten challenge for Football with home and home games alternating years.
December 27th, 2018 at 6:52 AM ^
They did that for 2 straight years, but the games were at neutral sites, and it doesn't matter because they are played before conference games, and it's pretty warm in August and Sept, all over the country.
December 27th, 2018 at 3:04 PM ^
Start the season in January.
December 27th, 2018 at 3:34 PM ^
I would love to see a GM Big House Bowl, with the second best B1G team (or third, if one makes the CFP) hosting a similarly seeded SEC team. We would often be hosting a home game, and years when OSU, MSU, or PSU are in the game, we could show up en masse totroot against them. Meanwhile, the SEC team would freeze their balls off. Nirvana.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
You’re saying Nirvana is to often be the second or third best team in the B1G... keep reaching for those stars and don’t let anyone kill your dreams.
December 27th, 2018 at 12:25 AM ^
Dome.
December 27th, 2018 at 12:28 AM ^
More like one and "dome" for the SEC baby. Yeah!!!!!!!
December 27th, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
Still wrong, dude.
December 27th, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
SEC... ACC
You say tomato, I say potato
December 27th, 2018 at 12:47 AM ^
Doom.
December 27th, 2018 at 9:57 AM ^
Homer gif
December 27th, 2018 at 1:17 AM ^
Georgia Tech just isn't very good this year. #74 in S&P+ and they looked the part. Minnesota was 16 places higher in those rankings.
Simple as that. Not the weather.
I wouldn't be shocked if the ACC went 3-7-1 this Bowl season. Not very many good teams in that conference. The ACC is 1-1-1 thus far. Boston College the team with the "tie."
December 27th, 2018 at 8:07 AM ^
This. S&P+ had the ACC as the worst P5 conference this season.
So, naturally, they got two teams into the CFP.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^
They did?
December 27th, 2018 at 8:37 AM ^
I kind of get his point, ND is a quasi member.
December 27th, 2018 at 10:04 AM ^
ND sleeps over at the ACC's place five nights a week but claims they're not dating.
December 27th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^
They only sleep with the ugly girls. Interesting how they don’t play Clemson in the regular season — or in the Championship game.
December 27th, 2018 at 1:29 AM ^
There needs to be a NY6 bowl in big ten country (most likely Indy).All the other power 5 conferences are represented. The bulk of the ACC isn’t, so I wouldn’t be opposed to a major bowl in Charlotte as well
December 27th, 2018 at 6:10 AM ^
This had to be an attempt at sarcasm right?
December 27th, 2018 at 6:34 AM ^
Yes this one meaningless bowl game between two crap teams that was actually played indoors is incontrovertible proof that southern teams don’t want it up here. A+ work here.
December 27th, 2018 at 6:35 AM ^
December 27th, 2018 at 6:59 AM ^
I sure hope this is an attempt at satire.
December 27th, 2018 at 7:10 AM ^
So you're saying there's a legit reason that high profile recruits should avoid going to play for a school in the north and their performance actually will suffer? Cool.
December 27th, 2018 at 7:31 AM ^
when i lived in socal i used to say that about the rose bowl all the time. it is an actual home game for USC and UCLA, and huge percentages of the rosters of then-existing PAC 10 were from cal. they were used to the area, the attractions didn't take their mind off of football nearly as much. for instance, they'd all been to disney world and the beach. plus the fan attendance greatly favored the PAC 10.
make them play that game in the big house, no matter the B10 team, and we'll see how the warm weather teams run in the snow and cold. over time i'd guess it would be a huge swing toward the B10.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:14 AM ^
It would be interesting to poll the former Michigan players who played in the Rose Bowl and see if they'd rather have played that as a home game. I'm thinking they would want that Rose Bowl/California experience even if it meant they won fewer Rose Bowls.
And it's all about the players, isn't it?
December 27th, 2018 at 8:57 AM ^
i know they had fun, those were our friends and fraternity brothers. indeed, ask me why i think we lost the '83 rose bowl? we had a ton of fun out there and it also didn't help matters that a certain starting quarterback got caught in bed with a certain starting cheerleader, and bo almost sent him home. but the call of the OP's semi-serious post was about how different the game results would be if the games were played up here. answer: significantly different results, imo.
December 27th, 2018 at 9:21 AM ^
There are back up cheerleaders?
December 27th, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
to be fair to the cheerleader, i think she was entertaining more than one 'starter'.
December 27th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Sequentially or consecutively?
December 27th, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
I do wonder how it would work.
Would a hard core spread it out team be affected by 30-40 degree temps and maybe rain/snow that much?
Part of me thinks that they would be greatly affected. Part of me thinks that talent would prove out when Alabama or Clemson 5 stars face UM 4-5 stars.
It would be awesome to see.
I do think that it would be harder given that we don't have the same attractions.
maybe we could have them have a nice bowl in a stadium in TC or Marquette, and have them go to a local waterpark. ;-)
December 27th, 2018 at 12:39 PM ^
i think a trip to the ski slopes for those southern boys would be a fine idea. very enlightening, expansive life experience. and a snowmobile trip. maybe some tubing and ice fishing. heck, its bow season through january 1st, so we could take them hunting, too. marquette mountain, here we come.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
“They’d been to Disney world” lol
December 27th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
I took the kids to Disney World last week. California was colder than I thought it would be lol.
December 27th, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
Disney World is in Florida. Disney Land is in California.
December 27th, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
tough crowd around here. to be more precise, disney land would be the typical rose bowl trip for the players.
i cannot tell you how many murders/drive-by shootings/robberies, etc. that i prosecuted back in the day, all of the occurring within a couple of miles of disney land. it is surrounded by parolees, prostitutes and gangsters. (bat light to ST3).
December 27th, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
I think the change in time zone with traveling out West also has an effect on the game. Really hope all those future home games against the Pac-12 are all scheduled for noon.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:26 AM ^
I was hoping this was going to be a FauxMo post...
December 27th, 2018 at 8:39 AM ^
While this appears to be a joke, this does bring to mind my biggest reason to support an 8-team playoff: First Round games on campus.
How wonderful it would be to host a quarterfinal game in December in Ann Arbor and drag a southern team up here for 30 degree weather. Mmmmm, the thought warms my heart.
December 27th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
An 8-team playoff where at least the first round is played at the better-seed's home stadium would be very cool (pun intended!).