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12/18/2018 - 10:10pm What is with the acronyms on… What is with the acronyms on this site?
12/18/2018 - 3:43pm I don't sacrifice looks for…

I don't sacrifice looks for potential breakage.

12/18/2018 - 3:41pm Is he sure it's not 66%

Is he sure it's not 66%

12/18/2018 - 2:44pm COOL

Except we lost the…


Except we lost the most important one. You know, the one that everyone cares about far more than the other sports.

12/18/2018 - 2:42pm el mejor

el mejor

12/18/2018 - 1:59pm I'll definitely do that…

I'll definitely do that. Right now, mostly what they say is "what is that" or "who is that." I answer their questions every time, but they just keep asking. It's pretty funny.

12/18/2018 - 1:57pm Bro. So what if I colored in…

Bro. So what if I colored in your group meetings? I was bored.

12/18/2018 - 1:21pm I have identical twin…

I have identical twin daughters who will be two on 3/1/19. Good luck, mate. You'll need it.


12/18/2018 - 1:20pm I have a machine to print…

I have a machine to print counterfeit money if you want to give them "cash."

12/18/2018 - 1:18pm TK?!?!?!?! Is that you?!

TK?!?!?!?! Is that you?!

12/18/2018 - 11:05am I thought the same thing. We…

I thought the same thing. We have such bad luck with 5 star recruits. Rarely do they pan out at UM.

12/18/2018 - 11:04am because of course

because of course

12/18/2018 - 11:02am Why? Everyone knows who…

Why? Everyone knows who Tarik Black is.

12/18/2018 - 10:52am thanks, mate


Would you say this is the....wait for it....MISSING LINK?!

12/17/2018 - 11:02pm The OP isn’t deciding. He is… The OP isn’t deciding. He is asking. There is a clear difference.
12/17/2018 - 2:53pm I'm fine with having an…

I'm fine with having an elite offense as opposed to an elite defense. Football these days is about having high-powered offenses and simply scoring at will. Fuck defense.


EDIT: Look at the four playoff teams. Oklahoma - number one in total offense. Alabama - number seven in total offense. Clemson - number five in total offense. Notre Dame is number twenty-eight in total offense, so they are certainly the outlier. ND is just a good balanced team, but I suspect they will lose one of their games.

12/17/2018 - 2:50pm I don't care what the record…

I don't care what the record or trophy says...Michigan did not win the division. There are tie breakers for a reason, but apparently college football doesn't believe in them.

12/17/2018 - 2:44pm because......of course

because......of course

12/17/2018 - 11:32am LOL


12/17/2018 - 9:47am (No subject)


12/17/2018 - 9:45am Huh. I know Jason Day lives…

Huh. I know Jason Day lives in Columbus and is talented as hell, but did not know he switched careers from being one of the best golfers in the world to being the head coach of OSU football. That is impressive.

12/17/2018 - 9:19am I won't be surprised if…

I won't be surprised if Haskins returns because the college football deities have deemed it necessary for OSU to be elite at football, constantly kicking our asses. Haskins should declare, though. He will be a top-ten selection.

12/17/2018 - 7:12am perhaps! perhaps!
12/16/2018 - 8:43pm I’ll let the professionals… I’ll let the professionals analyze the highlights instead.
12/16/2018 - 8:18am Oh DAMN that sucks... Oh DAMN that sucks...
12/15/2018 - 11:31pm You should create a thread… You should create a thread about it.
12/15/2018 - 10:50pm lol wow

It’s one game. A…
lol wow It’s one game. A game that we won. This is a non-factor.
12/15/2018 - 7:44pm The solution is to win more… The solution is to win more games, which starts with beating OSU, and getting into more meaningful games. For the record, I actually care about UM’s bowl game, but it is clearly not as meaningful as the playoffs.
12/15/2018 - 5:18pm whom* whom*
12/15/2018 - 2:07pm I am a super fan of college… I am a super fan of college football, but the early bowl games are unwatchable. Perhaps I’d feel different had we defeated OSU, though. Losing to them just makes me not want to watch any football until our bowl game.
12/15/2018 - 12:08pm Baker is so good. Browns… Baker is so good. Browns should be in playoff contention next season.
12/14/2018 - 8:20pm I love House Party. Class… I love House Party. Class Act is another classic Kid N Play movie.
12/14/2018 - 2:23pm (No subject)


12/14/2018 - 8:36am TGIF was brought back to ABC…

TGIF was brought back to ABC, I see.

12/14/2018 - 8:35am The bowl games in the first…

The bowl games in the first week to week-and-a-half into this part of the season are almost always unwatchable. Many feature a bunch of 7-5 or 6-6 teams with 3,000 fans in attendance (that is probably overestimating) at shitty NFL stadiums with no character or college atmosphere whatsoever.

12/14/2018 - 8:32am I don't know if you got no…

I don't know if you asked and got no reply.


EDIT: Nice edit.

12/14/2018 - 8:31am There are far too many bowl…

There are far too many bowl games.

12/13/2018 - 5:29pm Keep stroking that ego. Keep stroking that ego.
12/13/2018 - 5:27pm Is this another scorching…

Is this another scorching hot take thread?

12/13/2018 - 4:27pm One of the most favorable…

One of the most favorable schedules in a while is 2019. If they don't win big, then perhaps this program never will.

12/13/2018 - 3:36pm Holy hell that confused the…

Holy hell that confused the shit out of me.

12/13/2018 - 3:35pm So, you admit to being fine…

So, you admit to being fine with 10-2, not winning the conference (again), and losing to OSU (again). You must be a buckeye fan.

12/13/2018 - 2:06pm Wait.....are you insinuating…

Wait.....are you insinuating the indented replies oftentimes confuse people due to the shitty design of them, which cause other to not know if a person is replying to him/her? If not, then I am. Indented replies are so awful. I've been begging for quote replies, but that probably won't ever happen. It just doesn't make sense to me.

12/13/2018 - 2:04pm LOL. I actually thought how…

LOL. I actually thought how LONG it took to think about and type that. Good stuff.

12/13/2018 - 2:02pm Literally laughed aloud…

Literally laughed aloud seeing this. Thank you.

12/13/2018 - 12:33pm 1) I am not a troll.

2) If…

1) I am not a troll.

2) If fantastic is finishing by losing to OSU (for the 7th year in a row) 62-39, then I cannot help you. I'm sorry if my standards are higher than yours. Please allow me to apologize for expecting greatness. I'm sorry that I'm pissed about the constant losing to OSU. I'm sorry that I am sick to fucking death of seeing OSU so good, winning the Big Ten every other year, and constantly beating us, twice in blowouts during Jim's tenure. I'm sorry that annoys me.

12/13/2018 - 9:36am No. It's "donutes's."

No. It's "donutes's."

12/13/2018 - 9:34am I have to believe the…

I have to believe the reasons would be proximity to home and playing time. He won't win a damn thing at Maryland.

12/13/2018 - 9:33am "fantastic 10-win season"


"fantastic 10-win season"

I think "fantastic" is the last word I would use to describe it.


12/12/2018 - 6:08pm Fuck you, buckeye. Fuck you, buckeye.