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Jesus you are exhausting 

Jesus you are exhausting 

Yeah sure 

Yeah sure 

College football is run by…

College football is run by people that have a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes college football great. 

Create more speculation than…

Create more speculation than the most prominent Michigan Insider discussing it on his very popular podcast? The post literally mentioned not wanting to know, only wanting to express support. Come on. 

Not even going to your/their…

Not even going to your/their gym?

Definitely listen to this…

Definitely listen to this guy because women also love being called chicks

Yeah it’s crazy how he wants…

Yeah it’s crazy how he wants to work with the guys he trusts and is comfortable with. What an asshole. 

I'm sure he'll be fine…

I'm sure he'll be fine because he's FUCKING RICH

He was originally committed…

He was originally committed to Boise State. I don't think NIL is the thing here. Just venturing a guess but maybe he wanted to play for Jim Harbaugh? I don't know, just spitballing here.

Fuck. No.

Fuck. No.

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Kris Jenkins

Kris Jenkins

Shouldn’t username be…

Shouldn’t username be UM2LosAngeles2UM?

Quinshon Judkins is a beast…

Quinshon Judkins is a beast. 2,725 yards rushing and 31 TDs across two years at Ole Miss and seems to have the ability to catch the ball if someone would build it into the gameplan. I just wonder how they split the work between Henderson and Judkins. Where Corum and Edwards have differing and complementary skill sets, Henderson and Judkins are a lot the same guy in my eyes. Feel like someone is ending up unhappy as the season goes along there.

The Haskins hurdling fools…

The Haskins hurdling fools supercut actually got me emotional.

He would be a starting…

He would be a starting safety, yes. 

Correct. In this version we…

Correct. In this version we are national champions.

How dare you. Take my +1

How dare you. Take my +1

We just won a national…

We just won a national championship and people need to chill. If Jim stays, great. If Jim goes, it’s fine. 

It’s going to be Miami

It’s going to be Miami

Could see things falling…

Could see things falling into place and the game slowing down for Keon Sabb late in the season. Really excited to see his growth next season. 
 

On offense I think I’m looking forward to more creative use of Orji. 

That would be very annoying…

That would be very annoying because he is GOOD

Going to need an MGoMeetup…

Going to need an MGoMeetup to sign each others’ yearbooks before we break for summer. 

I don't know whether to be…

I don't know whether to be mad or happy I know basically every one of those references.

Haloscan! It's been a ride,…

Haloscan! It's been a ride, that's for sure.

Michigan 29

Washington 24

Michigan 29

Washington 24

Milk? Weird.

Milk? Weird.

This guy gets jokes

This guy gets jokes

You really think someone's…

You really think someone's taking him in a "coach killer' draft slot? I'd be very surprised if he goes before the fourth round.

That outtake never fails to…

That outtake never fails to make me happy. I watch it pretty regularly when I need a smile. 

Come for the recruit write…

Come for the recruit write-up, stay for the Wheel of Time reference.

Anything new on Upton Stout,…

Anything new on Upton Stout, the transfer from WKU? I know he visited and we got some ballzzz sent our way but not sure if there's been anything else.

Perhaps not a schlub but he…

Perhaps not a schlub but he certainly wasn't anything special. Below 60% completion rate, under 7 YPA, at least mostly took of the ball with a 39/16 TD/INT ratio. But you can't say that was the natural next step in his maturation. Oregon made him go nuclear.

Green Hill Zone is for Sonic…

Green Hill Zone is for Sonic the Hedgehog only

Feel like Seth felt the need…

Feel like Seth felt the need to add (belatedly) to the title because of that whiny "where's my recap???" post on the board. Feel like some readers have completely unrealistic expectations of a free site run by people with families and young children.

This place is a gift. Treat it as such.

#3 CB and #33 overall in the…

#3 CB and #33 overall in the portal according to 247. Seems like a nice pickup if we can make it happen. 

*Bruno Mars voice*
 

Up-ton…

*Bruno Mars voice*


Up-ton, Stout you up,

Upton Stout you up

Damn his back must hurt from…

Damn his back must hurt from carrying all that water.

I’m looking forward to…

I’m looking forward to Oregon beating the everliving shit out of Liberty. 

Nobody has done that for you…

Nobody has done that for you since?

Dammit where's the Freeze…

Dammit where's the Freeze Panes option

He had a stroke. Fuck off. 

He had a stroke. Fuck off. 

Michigan State dead last…

Michigan State dead last. Seems legit to me.

Wouldn't be surprised if the…

Wouldn't be surprised if the Buckeyes are replacing basically their entire corps or skill players. Harrison to the draft for sure, possible Egbuka, Henderson, and Stover to the draft. Xavier Johnson out of eligibility. I bet Stover stays but that's a lot to backfill.

Thus the mental gymnastics…

Thus the mental gymnastics part

30-24

30-24

Good shout. I think I'll…

Good shout. I think I'll give $74 to honor Ryan Day's march to 100.

There were much more…

There were much more impactful plays over the past three years, but the one that is indelibly lodged in my brain is the deep ball to Cornelius Johnson down to the 2 yard line in the second quarter of the 2021 game.

After we went up early, Ohio State did their Ohio State thing and Garrett Wilson made an insane catch to make it 10-7. Sort of felt like "welp, they've just got dudes that we don't." And then Cornelius beat Denzel Burke in press man coverage, Cade put just enough air under for CJ to run underneath, and CJ laid out for the catch and slid through the snow-flecked turf for the catch. An incredibly cool looking play and it was the moment I thought "oh shit we're not going away today."

My goodness those screeds…

My goodness those screeds from OSU and MSU slappies are delicious

We can both dislike Ryan Day…

We can both dislike Ryan Day and also give him credit for a classy move in this specific situation. It’s fine.