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01/11/2019 - 3:49pm Yeah, but they also got UF…

Yeah, but they also got UF in Dallas.  Which, IIRC, netted them a bigger profit than a home game.

01/11/2019 - 2:57pm ...and then scheduled ND…

...and then scheduled ND according to THEIR conditions...

UM wants seven home games per season.  UM needed whoever replaced Arkansas to play in Ann Arbor in 2019.

Now, whether or not UM needed to schedule a team of ND's caliber is debatable.  But stop this idiotic narrative that UM ever would've agreed to play ND H/A as opposed to the current A/H setup.  That was never going to happen.

01/11/2019 - 1:36pm The dumbest voices are…

The dumbest voices are usually the loudest.

01/07/2019 - 11:27am Couldn't a team currently…

Couldn't a team currently serving a postseason ban win their last game of the season, as well?

01/06/2019 - 12:27am Khalil Mack was drafted 5th…

Khalil Mack was drafted 5th overall.  Jackson, uh, isn't.

So Jackson didn't turn into the QB version of Mack.

So no props to the OP.

01/06/2019 - 12:23am But had Olave come to UM, he…

But had Olave come to UM, he wouldn't have been covered by Brandon Watson in The Game...

01/03/2019 - 9:03am Your remember UM running any…

Your remember UM running any pistol before Shea arrived?

01/03/2019 - 9:02am 2018 Purdue


2017 Iowa

2018 Purdue


2017 Iowa


2016 Clemson

01/02/2019 - 1:29pm For rookie contracts, I…

For rookie contracts, I think the number of guaranteed years depends on what round a player is drafted in.

01/02/2019 - 12:48pm I'm curious to see if the…

I'm curious to see if the offense opens up next year now that UM has what appears to be a functional offensive line & viable backup quarterback for the first time since Harbaugh got here.

01/02/2019 - 12:42pm "Get off my nuts, loser."

Get off my nuts, loser.

In my brain, this is funny because you're a sixth grader.  And sixth graders are inherently dumb.

01/02/2019 - 8:28am 2019 NFL MINIMUM SALARIES


Rookie:  $495k

2nd Year:  $570k

3rd Year:  $645k

4th Year:  $720k

Yeah, but he'll have $2.5-ish million reasons to not give a fuck what a bunch of meatball NFL fans think of him.

12/28/2018 - 2:27pm But then again, what do I…

But then again, what do I know.

Judging by your Man U avatar, absolutely nothing... 😉

12/28/2018 - 1:02pm Yes, and the game next year…

Yes, and the game next year should be dropped.  Our schedule is insane.  Anyone other than Alabama would lose two games with that schedule.

Fixed it.

12/28/2018 - 10:55am Putting ND back on our slate…

Putting ND back on our slate is the single dumbest thing we've done to ourselves in a LONG time.

Brady Hoke was hired on 1/11/11, so I guess it depends on what your definition of a "long time" is...

12/27/2018 - 10:06pm 100 Masovichs is essentially…

100 Masovichs is essentially a service academy.

12/27/2018 - 10:04am ND sleeps over at the ACC's…

ND sleeps over at the ACC's place five nights a week but claims they're not dating.

12/27/2018 - 8:07am This.  S&P+ had the ACC as…

This.  S&P+ had the ACC as the worst P5 conference this season.

So, naturally, they got two teams into the CFP.

12/22/2018 - 1:33pm Who are "Brett Farve" and …

Who are "Bret Farve" and "Michael Vic?"

12/20/2018 - 10:52pm Stop holding your gun…

Stop holding your gun sideways, Lou--it isn't your birthday.

12/20/2018 - 1:08pm Your mom's house.

Your mom's house.

12/20/2018 - 7:16am "If he felt unsafe in Athens…

"If he felt unsafe in Athens, just wait until he gets to Columbus."

~Courtney Smith

12/19/2018 - 9:16am Just one kick?

Just one kick?

12/18/2018 - 1:21pm Take your own advice and…

Take your own advice and GTFO.

Young man gave UM four years and graduated last spring.

12/17/2018 - 8:18am A couple years ago, Ohio…

A couple years ago, Ohio State lost to Clemson 31-0... and immediately pulled in the #2 class in the country that included five composite 5* kids.  So, yeah.

12/05/2018 - 12:49pm Neither did Jaren Jackson…

Neither did Jaren Jackson last season, and he's currently second among NBA rookies in PER.

The NBA is a different game, man.

12/04/2018 - 8:11am You ever tell, like, a real…

You ever tell, like, a real lie?  It's hard.  Wears on you every day.

Now, imagine if 90% of the shit you said on a daily basis was a lie.  That's Urban Meyer's life.

11/30/2018 - 5:38pm Beilein's first four years…

Beilein's first four years at UM, he went 67-67 (30-42 in the B1G) and didn't make it past the Tourney's opening weekend.

Harbaugh's first four years have been way more successful that Beilein's.


11/28/2018 - 9:29pm OK, cool.  Hook 'Em.

OK, cool.  Hook 'Em.

11/27/2018 - 1:27pm In all honesty, I kinda felt…

In all honesty, I kinda felt bad for Demetrius Knox.  Urb attempting to run the score up in the final minutes ended that kid's season, and, as a 5th-year senior, his career.

11/27/2018 - 1:16pm Be sure to pack a couple ice…

Be sure to pack a couple ice packs for afterward.

You know, just in case the new guy has the same definition of "respect women" as ol' Urb.

11/24/2018 - 4:18pm Well, that was a three-plus…

Well, that was a three-plus hour punch to the soul dong.

I did, however, thoroughly enjoy Joe "Unleash the Dragon" Milton doing his best Rex Grossman impersonation during the fourth quarter.

11/20/2018 - 2:45pm This was easily the best…

This was easily the best defensive strategy in NFL Blitz.

11/20/2018 - 2:03pm On the other hand, the B1G's…

On the other hand, the B1G's only shot at a CFP spot (without total chaos) is UM winning the B1G.

And if Jim Delany cares about one thing, it's money.

11/15/2018 - 1:15pm The internet.

The internet.

11/15/2018 - 9:30am…

Condensed highlights if you want to watch in under 15 minutes.

11/15/2018 - 8:28am Yeah, that might be the most…

Yeah, that might be the most rational thread in the history of RCMB.

11/13/2018 - 9:26am 1,000% agree--fuck ND.  They…

1,000% agree--fuck ND.  They'll always be #2 behind Ohio State to me.

But I think it largely depends on when & where your formative years occurred.  I'm almost 40 and from the south side of Chicago.  Meaning, when I was a kid, ND was not only really good, but had a ton of annoying fans in my neighborhood.  Whereas MSU was, and had been, ass.  And I didn't know a single MSU fan growing up.  So I had very little Sparty animosity--they were just another game on the schedule.

Now, I can see how a kid currently in his 20s who grew up in Michigan wouldn't care that much about ND, but would have a great deal of distaste for Sparty.

11/11/2018 - 11:09am Mike McCarthy is the Frames…

Mike McCarthy is the Frames Janklin of the NFC North.

As a Vikes fan, I hope he coaches the Packers forever.

11/09/2018 - 1:25pm No way--time for Tru Wilson…

No way--time for Tru Wilson's first 100 yard game!

11/07/2018 - 11:23am A one-loss "wild card" has…

A one-loss "wild card" has never made the CFP at the expense of a one-loss P5 Champ.  Never.

11/07/2018 - 11:22am There's a 0% chance an 11-1 …

There's a 0% chance an 11-1 "wild card" Alabama makes the CFP at the expense of a 12-1 UM that wins the B1G.  Or a 12-1 OU that wins the Big XII.  0%.

11/02/2018 - 3:07pm James Franklin was once out…

James Franklin was once out-coached by Brady Hoke, and Saquon ain't walkin' thru that door...

11/02/2018 - 3:05pm I much prefer the other…

I much prefer the other solution.

10/30/2018 - 10:31pm There is a 0.0% chance an 11…

There is a 0.0% chance an 11-1 "wild card" Alabama makes the CFP at the expense of a 12-1 UM that wins the B1G.

In the (brief) history of the CFP, a one loss "wild card" has never made it at the expense of a one loss P5 champ.

10/30/2018 - 2:39pm What a trash-ass program.

What a trash-ass program.

Maryland is awful, too.