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27th ranked owner with a D+ grade.  The players know.

Getting kicked off a…

Getting kicked off a Dantonio MSU team took WORK.

As a Vikes fan, I hope this…

As a Vikes fan, I hope this travels directly from your authoritarian fingertips to Draft Jeebus' ears.

Seconded.  Payton oversaw a…

Seconded.  Payton oversaw a bounty program in which members of a union were monetarily incentivized to intentionally injure other members.  Which, considering he was a scab during the 1987 Strike, is 0% surprising.

Fuck that dude.

Sean Payton oversaw a bounty…

Sean Payton oversaw a bounty program in which members of a union were incentivized to intentionally injure members of the same union.

Which, considering he was a scab during the 1982 strike, is 0% surprising.

That piece of shit can go fuck himself with a rusty nail for the rest of recorded time.

Justin Jefferson was never…

Justin Jefferson was never on the Chiefs.

If Bieniemy hadn’t left KC,…

If Bieniemy hadn’t left KC, tho, I couldn’t make “Matt Nagy has more Super Bowl rings than Aaron Rodgers.” jokes.

Yes, our Michigan that was a…

Yes, our Michigan that was a dumpster fire for 20 years before Harbaugh…

UM hired Harbaugh in 2015.  UM won the National Championship in 1997.  Math is hard.

Man, let me tell you about…

Man, let me tell you about what’s going on with the Oakland A’s…

UM winning the National…

UM winning the National Championship during the final season college football even remotely resembled the sport I grew up watching is something I’ll never forget.

I hope he can help bring a…

I hope he can help bring a National Championship to UM.

It’s been 33 days.  The drought’s gone on long enough.

Uh, Zinter & Benny are both…

Uh, Zinter & Benny are both on it.

How far we have come from…

How far we have come from putting a converted FB at interior DL.

FIFY

This.

It’s important to…

This.

It’s important to remember the loudest segment, of any group, is usually the dumbest.

Their Clean Up model is the…

Their Clean Up model is the undisputed king of the dad hats.

Gonna go with the 🍆 💦 for…

Gonna go with the 🍆 💦 for Orji in 2024?

The Athletic Department…

The Athletic Department spending every single dollar they make is by design, my dude.

Because if they’re running a $50M (or whatev) operating surplus every year, the “But how would they pay the players?” pearl-clutching becomes way less effective.

This season makes you wonder…

This season makes you wonder how much the Bears are probably kicking themselves for trading the #1 overall pick to Carolina instead of drafting Stroud.

HTTP 404

That fan doesn’t…

HTTP 404

That fan doesn’t exist.

I think it stems from the…

I think it stems from the fact that MSU has, what, 147 non-alumni fans?

Nobody’s choosing to be an MSU fan if they aren’t obligated to by a degree, because it’s a miserable, joyless, bitter existence built entirely upon a raging inferiority complex.  Who’s signing up for that?

Meanwhile, there are tens of millions of non-alumni UM fans, because UM’s cultivated something people actively want to belong to.

Sparties know this.  And it kills them.

Broke OSU.  Broke Bama.

No…

Broke OSU.  Broke Bama.

No wonder ND begged off the schedule a couple years ago.

Fuck them hoes.

Fuck them hoes.

I feel like this won’t get…

I feel like this won’t get the upvotes it deserves.

Billy Edwards scored 11.5%…

Billy Edwards scored 11.5% of the points UM allowed this season.

DIE MAD

DIE MAD

Cincinnati swag under the…

Cincinnati swag under the seat, too.

Fucking clown.

  https://youtu.be/wYywM84rvK8?si=ifCM3tnc2S03kgk5

 

Didn’t one of the Bosas de…

Didn’t one of the Bosas de facto opt-out of an entire regular season a couple years ago?  Tweaked a hamstring (or whatev) during OSU’s first game, said “Fuck this.”, moved to LA, and began draft prep.

Wasn’t Bama at the forefront…

Wasn’t Bama at the forefront of over-recruiting/processing, as well?

Years ago, I vaguely remember reading they were bringing in an average of 120 recruits every four years.

Man, the program is chock…

Man, the program is chock-full of dudes like Corum—a bunch of high-character young men destined to impact the world in a positive way.

I will never, ever, ever understand why this program is the one the B1G & NCAA have apparently targeted for destruction at all costs.

I wouldn’t put any stock…

I wouldn’t put any stock whatsoever in what happened against Maryland (aka the game before The Game).

Auburn ran for 244 (?!?!?) yards against Bama.  With Payton Thorne (!!!!!) at QB.

If this were me I would have…

If this were me I would have been instantly terminated even with Union protection.

Well, yeah.  Common dudes like us can be near-instantly replaced by any one of thousand applicants.  The pool of dudes who can run a P5 program, even at a mediocre level, is less than the number of P5 programs in existence.

I think the point of that…

I think the point of that narrative is to simply point out UM isn’t playing 2021 UGA again.

Bama’s always good.

Fuck yeah, Seth.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah, Seth.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Nailed it.

After this fall…

Nailed it.

After this fall’s witch-hunt, the entirety of the B1G can go fuck themselves.

This is the correct answer. …

This is the correct answer.  Rankings services are projecting kids to the NFL level, not how successful they’ll be in college.

…but it bothers me when a…

…but it bothers me when a couple says "WE are pregnant."

I’ve had four kids myself.

I’m assuming you’re a mother of four, then?

How many garbage time TDs…

How many garbage time TDs will Alex Orji score against Bama, and why is the answer three?

I now have two receipts. …

I now have two receipts.  Boom.  Receipt’d.

Harbaugh’s 100% staying.

Harbaugh’s 100% staying.

Harbaugh’s 100% leaving for…

Harbaugh’s 100% leaving for the NFL.

Stroud’s issue wasn’t a lack…

Stroud’s issue wasn’t a lack of mobility, it was his all-but-complete refusal to run.

Which, after last year’s CFP Semifinal against UGA, seems incredibly odd.

Yes.  Next question.

Yes.  Next question.

Math checks out.

Math checks out.

The BCS/CFP Era has existed…

The BCS/CFP Era has existed since 1998.  So, 25 seasons prior to this one.

And a 1-loss team has never made it, under either format, at the expense of an undefeated P5 Champ.

“I co-sign this plan.”

“I co-sign this plan.”

~Quinn Ewers

There’s a 0.0% chance an…

There’s a 0.0% chance an undefeated ACC Champ gets jumped by three (?!?!?) one-loss teams.  Not happening.

Speaking of Oregon, they’re…

Speaking of Oregon, they’re aren’t 100% in the CFP with a W.  If the P5 Champs are…

13-0 UM

13-0 FSU

12-1 UT

12-1 Bama

12-1 Oregon

…isn’t Oregon #5?  Bama would have a W over UGA, and UT would have a W over Bama.

The Ravens connection has to…

The Ravens connection has to be a major reason behind OSU’s orchestrated PI/PR hit.

Because as long as Jim’s at UM, their defensive staff is gonna have a strong Ravens JV flavor.

This is so disrespectful…

This is so disrespectful—Mufasa’s a Michigan Man!