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11/15/2018 - 1:15pm The internet.

The internet.

11/15/2018 - 9:30am https://www.youtube.com…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbnTwE6lYs0

Condensed highlights if you want to watch in under 15 minutes.

11/15/2018 - 8:28am Yeah, that might be the most…

Yeah, that might be the most rational thread in the history of RCMB.

11/13/2018 - 9:26am 1,000% agree--fuck ND.  They…

1,000% agree--fuck ND.  They'll always be #2 behind Ohio State to me.

But I think it largely depends on when & where your formative years occurred.  I'm almost 40 and from the south side of Chicago.  Meaning, when I was a kid, ND was not only really good, but had a ton of annoying fans in my neighborhood.  Whereas MSU was, and had been, ass.  And I didn't know a single MSU fan growing up.  So I had very little Sparty animosity--they were just another game on the schedule.

Now, I can see how a kid currently in his 20s who grew up in Michigan wouldn't care that much about ND, but would have a great deal of distaste for Sparty.

11/11/2018 - 11:09am Mike McCarthy is the Frames…

Mike McCarthy is the Frames Janklin of the NFC North.

As a Vikes fan, I hope he coaches the Packers forever.

11/09/2018 - 1:25pm No way--time for Tru Wilson…

No way--time for Tru Wilson's first 100 yard game!

11/07/2018 - 11:23am A one-loss "wild card" has…

A one-loss "wild card" has never made the CFP at the expense of a one-loss P5 Champ.  Never.

11/07/2018 - 11:22am There's a 0% chance an 11-1 …

There's a 0% chance an 11-1 "wild card" Alabama makes the CFP at the expense of a 12-1 UM that wins the B1G.  Or a 12-1 OU that wins the Big XII.  0%.

11/02/2018 - 3:07pm James Franklin was once out…

James Franklin was once out-coached by Brady Hoke, and Saquon ain't walkin' thru that door...

11/02/2018 - 3:05pm I much prefer the other…

I much prefer the other solution.

10/30/2018 - 10:31pm There is a 0.0% chance an 11…

There is a 0.0% chance an 11-1 "wild card" Alabama makes the CFP at the expense of a 12-1 UM that wins the B1G.

In the (brief) history of the CFP, a one loss "wild card" has never made it at the expense of a one loss P5 champ.

10/30/2018 - 2:39pm What a trash-ass program.

What a trash-ass program.

Maryland is awful, too.

10/30/2018 - 10:03am Went down to Jacksonville…

Went down to Jacksonville for the Cocktail Party last weekend, and there were quite a few UCF fans there for Gameday.

And both the UF & UGA fans treated them with complete sports comtempt.

10/29/2018 - 6:13pm You named three dudes, from…

You named three dudes, from three different programs, across two years.  Amazing!

10/29/2018 - 6:10pm Aaron Rodgers = automatic…

Aaron Rodgers = automatic downvote

10/29/2018 - 12:58pm In the (brief) history of…

In the (brief) history of the CFP, a one-loss "wild card" has never made it in at the expense of a one-loss P5 champ.

10/29/2018 - 12:27pm 2017 Ohio State had two…

2017 Ohio State had two losses, including one to Iowa by 30.

2016 Penn State had two losses, including one to UM by 40.

 

If UM wins the B1G at 12-1, there's a 100% chance they're in the CFP.  100%.

10/25/2018 - 1:04pm If UM goes 12-1 and wins the…

If UM goes 12-1 and wins the B1G, they are 100% in the CFP.  This isn't debatable.

10/25/2018 - 8:27am Got a good buddy who lives…

Got a good buddy who lives in Atlanta.  He's originally from the Twin Cities and says the exact same thing--nobody down there has any idea how to drive in the snow.

10/24/2018 - 11:22pm I remember that Tate was way…

I remember that Tate was way worse than Denard at going to class.

10/24/2018 - 11:20pm -1 for Aaron Rodgers and his…

-1 for Aaron Rodgers and his stupid face.

10/24/2018 - 11:18am Positively.

Positively.

10/23/2018 - 5:34am Totally agree.  I mean, just…

Totally agree.  I mean, just look at JBB.  Took the dude 3.5-ish years to get to where he is now, which is a face-mashing RT.  OL take time.

10/22/2018 - 1:55pm This 100% should be titled…

This 100% should be titled HIT 'EM UP.

10/21/2018 - 12:14am It's the single-most…

It's the single most accurate thing anyone has ever said about any program.

10/19/2018 - 10:48am ...but I think you can say…

...but I think you can say that JBB is a legitimately good college RT.

What a fucking world.

10/18/2018 - 10:45am 10,000% agree.

 

WIN THE…

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10,000% agree.

10/16/2018 - 12:00pm He's already beat MSU and…

He's already beat MSU and PSU.

10/15/2018 - 4:20pm He's also really good at…

He's also really good at coaching hilarious amounts of turnover luck.

10/15/2018 - 2:48pm The corner that Michigan…

The corner that Michigan could turn to become a juggernaut offense is there, shockingly in sight.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10/15/2018 - 10:18am It's gotten to the point…

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It's gotten to the point where I'm 100% convinced I could successfully block Chase Winovich in a football game officiated by the B1G.  I'd simply Jeff Van Gundy myself to his leg, never draw a flag, and wait for the All-B1G accolades to come rolling in.

10/14/2018 - 9:38am Hoping not to get a flat? …

Hoping not to get a flat?  If UM's bike has been waiting for them in East Landfill, it's gonna have no tires, a completely mangled frame, smell like Faygo, and been involved in at least three uninvestigated assaults before they even show up.

10/05/2018 - 12:38pm Huh?

S&P has them at #27.

Huh?

S&P has them at #27.

10/03/2018 - 12:44pm The 2018 National League is…

The 2018 National League is essentially one good team (the Dodgers) and a bunch of meh.

10/03/2018 - 12:10pm I was surprised to see he's…

I was surprised to see he's only 88-68 as a coach.

Man, at Northwestern, that's an incredible achievement.

10/02/2018 - 3:33pm Before the season started, I…

Before the season started, I think everyone here would've taken "average B1G offensive line" in a heartbeat.

10/02/2018 - 12:46pm HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Texas got jokes!

10/01/2018 - 9:03pm Doubtful--it's scheduled for…

Doubtful--it's scheduled for the same day as a potential NLCS Game 7.  Can't see FOX risking the conflict.

10/01/2018 - 8:53pm 99.9% sure you can challenge…

99.9% sure you can challenge penalties in the CFL.

10/01/2018 - 2:15pm This was a bad take the…

This was a bad take the first time you posted it.

09/30/2018 - 1:42pm If you genuinely believe…

If you genuinely believe this team appeared fired up and ready to play at the start of the game yesterday...

Maybe this is where the disconnect comes from.  As both a former collegiate athlete & as a current collegiate fan, I've always thought "fired up" is idiotic.  I wanted to play with dudes who were calm, collected, and prepared.  Stay focused.  Do you job.  Results will come.

09/30/2018 - 10:50am To an extent, yes.  But I…

To an extent, yes.  But I don't think the past 16-ish games are necessarily a good example.  Between O'Korn last year and the tackle situation this year, there has to be a great deal of stuff the coaching staff simply cannot do based on personnel limitations.

Imagine what this offense would look like if Mason Cole had been afforded a redshirt in 2014 and if Grant Newsome had a functional knee.

09/30/2018 - 10:23am Fair.  But to claim that UM…

Fair.  But to claim that UM came out sluggish, ill-prepared, vanilla, etc. is just flat-out wrong.

09/30/2018 - 10:00am Dude.

Remember tOSU last…

Dude.

Remember tOSU last fall?  You know, the game which UM totally would've won had O'Korn been able to hit a couple receivers that Harbaugh & Co. had schemed WIDE FREAKING OPEN with some pretty killer play design?

Remember tOSU the year before that?  You know, the game which UM totally would've won had an obviously injured Speight not gift-wrapped the Buckeyes 14 points with two absolutely brutal interceptions?

I'm curious as to what "few years of data" you're referring to.

09/29/2018 - 3:07pm Countercountercountercounter…

Countercountercountercounterpunt:  Northwestern never beat Brady Hoke.

09/28/2018 - 12:03pm I've always hated the "If…

I've always hated the "If you remove his best games, his stats aren't impressive." argument...

If you don't count the 34 games in which Mike Trout has homered this season, he has zero homers in 103 games.  I'd want to see a more consistent impact before I consider him a dangerman.

 

09/27/2018 - 11:39am (No subject)

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09/27/2018 - 8:36am This!  At 6'3" and 180, I…

This!  At 6'3" and 180, I looked like a kid wearing his dad's suits in the 1990s.

09/26/2018 - 8:37pm I players want a salary,…

I players want a salary, they should play for the leagues that pay salaries.

You realize why this is stupid, right?

09/26/2018 - 5:27pm (No subject)

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