Air Your Grievances

is still with the men's bathroom situation on the upper level NE side of the stadium.  Rediculous lines and waiting.  Expand the restroom, the real-estate is right there, upsize the pipes and lets get back to watching some football!

Secondary grievance is the Bavarian pretzels on the west side of the stadium are an order of magnitude more pleasing than the dry hard trash served on the east side.  Can we just single-source Bavarian Pretzels (???) lol

Pubic hair.

Please put it back where it belongs.

Yes, I am talking to you, Beer Brewer Face.

Non-football players and individuals who lack a proper football IQ who make going to the best damn sporting venue in the nation almost unbearable! No you do not want to score on every single offensive play. The fade is not to be thrown every play. & Just because you are a rockstar at Madden or NCAA 14 on pop-warner level does not mean you know the damn sport! Shut up so the rest of us can actually enjoy the game without want to commit a homicide!

Call up Jim and tell them all these things. He’s a former player, he’s got access to get into contact with him. Also, Toomer’s records at UM:

9-0-3
8-4
8-4
9-4

but I was annoyed once when it rained on my 7th Birthday. Happy Holidays!

really piss me off.

"I was takin' my pride in the pleasures I'd known
I laughed and thought I'd be forgiven
But my laughter turned 'round eyes blazing and
Said my friend, we're holdin' a wedding
I buried my face but it spoke once again
The night to the day we're a bindin'
And now the dark air is like fire on my skin
And even the moonlight is blinding"

I wish the misery of Festivus to one and all...

The amount of snark on the board in favor of a tinge of analysis or opinion of football...with a TOUCH of snark.

It was August of 2015 and it was the maiden voyage of the Harbaugh submarine. An "open" practice for a few hundred students , myself and a dozen other Event Team Members were charged with keeping cell phone use squelched --no tweets, pics, periscoping, etc. So I hussled home after it to make it seem like I had insider info in my post that Ace was not privy to. Who were the first five OLineman, which db had the height to guard Butt, would Gedeon have a breakout year, and...RuDDock had the best arm of the day! I might not have been the first with that extra D but that Saturday everyone was so starved for football news that the hordes on the board that day lambasted and mocked me to no end. My defense...Jim doesn't release rosters and practice jerseys don't have names, and JJ Reddick, Chronicles of Riddick, Theo Riddick, go fetch me that mattock boy! Please forgive me.

all they do is discourage great athletes at both the college and pro level from making great plays. If you catch the ball, turn, and stretch out for the goal line, you've controlled the ball sufficiently to demonstrate a catch. 

"Survive the ground." Jeebus. It's a catch, not the Titanic.

In a few select universes within the multiverse, OSU has never beat Michigan. Why can't I exist in one of those? Also: -Potty training -People sharing obvious fake articles on Facebook -People that think "the Media" is a single, collective, evil corporation that's hellbent on feeding you FAKE NEWS -Dickheads who ride your ass and eventually pass you, only to wind up a car length or two in front of you -People with literally NOTHING better to do, other than to troll a sports blog. Get a fucking life. -People who say "cuck", "LIT", and "DILLY DILLY"

That some M fans are not happy

unless they are Not happy.

To the majority of the M fans, the greatest fanbase in the land.

A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON to ALL.  Go Blue.

Time from seated to ordering drinks: 1 minute
Time from drinks brought to table to request to order: 0 minutes.
Time to order if you ask for more time: 15 minutes.
Time from order to getting your food: 5 minutes.
Time from getting your food to getting the check: 0 minutes.
Time from giving payment to getting your card run or change so that you can leave: FOREVER.

Festivus is not over until His Dudeness pins WD

and this blog is full of them.

who say we should have run on pass plays and should have passed on run plays.

Clapped in the movie theatre when i was was watching the last jedi

Wives who get boyfriends then ask for a divorce.

At work, there are a couple of dudes that don’t flush the urinal after they use it. This should be a fireable offense.

I am balding. I am not pleased with this development. Need to pull an Elon Musk.

Beilein should schedule no more than one team worse than top 200 RPI from the previous season. Only exception is game #1, I’m ok with that.

Tired of the idea that a poster is automatically a "troll" if they post any discontent about our 2017 class. Maybe stargazers are annoying, but do people realize how many blue chips it takes to win a national title? Oklahoma has probably the lowest number of these players, but they're the exception with a Heisman winner at QB. Then, when you mention Mayfield, people say "Well he was a walk-on at Texas Tech." Okay then! Instead of trying to bring in high ceiling QB recruits, we should take under-the-radar kids with no offers. When we take a low three star, someone goes and lists all of the recent 3 stars who became great players. What about all the ones who didn't work out? We can pull hard for every kid who decides to come here while still be disappointed in the class.