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12/09/2018 - 12:23pm It's gotten to the point…

It's gotten to the point where I only watch Michigan and a select few games each Saturday. There's no point for me to watch SEC football because the outcome of their conference is decided. There's little point to watching most of the other conferences because they're playing for the right to be decapitated by Alabama. Clemson is close, so the national championship is interesting, but also depressing to think Michigan can never do that until the rules change.

12/08/2018 - 7:59pm My parents are babysitting…

My parents are babysitting my infant so I can go to yost for the first time in half a decade. How exciting, get them gophers!

11/24/2018 - 10:13am Along with elevated food and…

Along with elevated food and beer at the correct temperature

11/23/2018 - 10:53pm I once met a buckeye,

A…

I once met a buckeye,

A loathsome mouth drooler

Though I offered him a beer

And he pooped in my cooler

 

As he bragged of his status

As a spirit frequent flier

I reminded him harshly

Of his coach urban liar

 

Then he entered a rage

And velcroed his shoes

Then proceeded to fill

My fridge fridge with his poos

 

I wrote him a text

Then he began to plead

Can you please read it for me

I ne'er learned how to read

 

He said I only screw my sister

Her urban's so tight

Merry X-Xas to all 

And to all a goodnight

 

11/17/2018 - 5:54pm Alabama was tire with…

Alabama was tire with citadel at the half. We're okay. Indiana is not very likely going to score more than 10 in the second half and could get shut out. That's the Don Brown way. It's fine.

11/16/2018 - 5:40am Did someone show him a zack…

Did someone show him a zack charbonnet highlight reel?

11/02/2018 - 6:18am I agree with him about 95%…

I agree with him about 95%. He didn't bring up the idea that the cfp committee also probably has a bias toward making sure each conference is well represented to maintain interest and boost resumes. The ACC could legit have one or two ranked teams, but then how could they justify Clemson at 2 without having another ranked team in their conference.

11/01/2018 - 6:00am I'm 31 and my wife is 29. I…

I'm 31 and my wife is 29. I watch every game, but usually one of the early garbage ones I watch while fulfilling extended family duties. She loves UM too, but doesn't always love that I just want to watch football from the start of college gameday until i drift into slumber during a PAC12 game at midnight. My advice: bargain with her. Offer up your other time to do shit you don't like to do and put a smile on your face when you do. No bitching.

10/26/2018 - 3:04pm Green Rutgers? I'll probably…

Green Rutgers? I'll probably chuckle about that for days. I will also probably use it conversationally so people think I'm funny.

10/26/2018 - 2:56pm Can I get an Oxford with…

Can I get an Oxford with just a small, tasteful MurderWolv on the breast so I can wear it when I'm working with clients? It subtly tells them that I'll always be there (for them).

10/14/2018 - 3:02pm I'm not arguing with you …

I'm not arguing with you (you may be correct), but i find myself thinking this after most weeks. DB deserves a statue (hyperbole, don't @ me).

10/14/2018 - 2:17pm Yes, but sparty got some…

Yes, but sparty got some respek for a team with losses to ASU and NU, so we good.

10/04/2018 - 3:33pm The choice to go or be at…

The choice to go or be at home is damn near a coin flip. If you ask me to pay $50-$200, then the wavefunction of my indecision inexorably collapses to big "fuck no".

10/02/2018 - 10:23pm Oh, you just said that the…

Oh, you just said that the athletes get very little. Let the outrage begin!

10/01/2018 - 11:56am I hate this because I have a…

I hate this because I have a wedding that night. Since it's on Fox, though, I might be able to take off from the wedding early, say 11:30 and make it home to catch the start of the second quarter.

09/29/2018 - 11:34pm PSU boards about to explode

PSU boards about to explode

09/29/2018 - 9:58pm God is an OSU fan. May I…

God is an OSU fan. May I introduce you to my friend, Satan?

09/29/2018 - 9:50pm There is a shot that shows…

There is a shot that shows that they get the spot right. Reece just didn't see it. I bet this gets confirmed rather than upheld.

09/29/2018 - 5:46pm No disagreement here. I love…

No disagreement here. I love td celebrations, but not when you're losing big or in a close game with a team you should not be in a close game with

09/29/2018 - 12:10pm Lol, why?

Lol, why?

09/28/2018 - 11:10pm When I was a sophomore in…

When I was a sophomore in college I had decided that if I was going to grow up and be a man, I had better start liking whisky. Well, someone left a handle of garbage whisky in my room, so I thought that if I could choke down that handle of whisky with no chaser, that I would become acclimated. The next two weeks were spent drinking that swill and now anything other than the taste of that puts a big ole smile on my face. 

09/28/2018 - 11:05pm Voodoo Rangers and Bells…

Voodoo Rangers and Bells Octoberfest. Cleaning out the fridge. Turning beer into piss and watching Chip Kelly continue to fail, haha.

09/27/2018 - 5:56pm Oh I didn't assume…

Oh I didn't assume. MurderWolv, FTR, is not furry everywhere.

09/27/2018 - 1:46pm Yes, it is awesome! The smug…

Yes, it is awesome! The smug alumni of this great University need to get a sense of humor and embrace it! Neg me to Bolivia if you must! I will just become a martyr for the MuderWolv, the new face of the program. Also, MurderWolv could be the first female mascot!

09/25/2018 - 10:55am I know of no rule banning…

I know of no rule banning tennis posts, but no tennis posts, pretty please.

09/24/2018 - 6:23pm 10 bench masons?!?! If there…

10 bench masons?!?! If there were only four bench masons, the expansion of the universe would reverse and all of existence would collapse into a big crunch.

09/21/2018 - 9:56pm B1G refs protecting PSU on…

B1G refs protecting PSU on phantom PI call with minimal contact on uncatchable ball.

09/21/2018 - 8:13pm Now if we could only get…

Now if we could only get that app...

...only kinda /s

09/18/2018 - 8:59pm Upon further reflection, I…

Upon further reflection, I may have contradicted myself by showing how I follow fringe recruits on Twitter. It was retweeted by Adam Ghabour of Rivals, whom i uncreepily do indeed follow.

09/18/2018 - 8:56pm Dwight McGlothern, who has…

Dwight McGlothern, who has us in his top 13 looks like he may announce tonight as well. His Twitter bio says he's a 5 star, but I only follow recruiting very casually so I don't know much about him. 

Edit: He's a 2020 CB

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09/17/2018 - 5:48pm I think one could make the…

I think one could make the case that there is bona fide price gouging on hot days, which is illegal. It's not normally price gouging because a bottle of water is not a necessity for a normal game. If it's 90F outside with the sun beating down, then it's 1)a necessity due to weather and 2) exorbitant to charge $8 for a bottle of water that would cost $1 in a normal situation.

09/17/2018 - 8:40am I was really confused by…

I was really confused by that sequence of events. I wonder what would have happened if Bush just told him to make him move. Refs have a lot of power in a game, but I was pretty furious about that.

09/15/2018 - 8:40pm I wondered about that too…

I wondered about that too. Why no review?

09/15/2018 - 8:37pm This OSU TCU game is…

This OSU TCU game is entertaining as hell so far. TCU looking like they can definitely hang with anOSU.

09/15/2018 - 1:43pm 50/50 is a bit of an…

Comment rescinded due to initial misinterpretation.

09/15/2018 - 1:35pm Good stuff. Peed a little…

Good stuff. Peed a little reading counterpunt. I'm going to recycle Human Vuvuzela to describe SAS. I'll try to credit Raj when I do.

09/13/2018 - 10:34am Serious question to…

Serious question to mgocoaches: how should I think about the interplay between solidifying the left side of the line with a right-handed qb who has good athletic ability? Another way of asking: is it more important to protect the blind side or the good rollout side of a non-pocket statue?

09/12/2018 - 9:50pm For the record, I think it's…

For the record, I think it's lame that people are instantly outraged at the thought that dpj may not live up to our hopes. I do not agree that he is a disappointment at this point. I was hoping he would be a transcendent talent and he still has time. I'm happy he's on the team and we have reason to be optimistic. I don't know why people are so furious about this post, though. The op didn't say anything inflammatory; I think the reaction to the post is just immature.

09/09/2018 - 2:03am I must have missed something

I must have missed something

09/09/2018 - 2:01am Is it time to head over to…

Is it time to head over to rcmb yet?

09/08/2018 - 6:55pm Lol, we made the same…

Lol, we made the same comment at the same time. Martinez is now hurt

09/08/2018 - 4:59pm May your new team win

May your new team win

09/08/2018 - 4:06pm And he breaks one for a nice…

And he breaks one for a nice TD as I hit the send button. Mea Culpa

09/08/2018 - 4:06pm Matinez takes nasty hits…

Matinez takes nasty hits. Some qbs are known for avoiding punishing hits. I'm not sure Michigan sees him make it to us healthy

09/03/2018 - 2:25pm Adam Schefter, Tracy Wolfson…

Adam Schefter, Tracy Wolfson...

09/03/2018 - 7:59am My forgiveness is nearly…

My forgiveness is nearly worthless to you, but it's yours.

09/02/2018 - 7:53am This. I've heard the popular…

This. I've heard the popular opinion that the playoff incentives scheduling quality non conference opponents, but I think it does the opposite.

09/01/2018 - 5:22pm This. That sums it up for me…

This. That sums it up for me. I'm actually not adult enough to watch Michigan football.

09/01/2018 - 9:09am I'll take it! I'm on team MK…

I'll take it! I'm on team MK. This blog's cup runneth over with inflammatory shitheads and hair trigger anger management issues. If MK's biggest foible is maybe misrepresenting knowledge of the second string QB, I'll dig deep down and conjure up some forgiveness. Only if we win though. If MK guarantees a victory and we lose, he's dead to me.

09/01/2018 - 6:24am As much as we piss on ESPN…

As much as we piss on ESPN for their sub par mush heads, the other channels (namely Fox) employ some of the biggest idiots on television.