Troll Sparty
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eat a few triple cheesburgers before you do
Invite him for a friendly lunch at Olive Garden. They are have a "choose 3 of 9 favorites for $12.99" special right now. True story.
Ooooh...bruh you savage
he'd have said to poop in the guy's cooler
Avatar checks out.
fit your avatar
Poop in his cooler!
No wait, that is buckeye fans.
is the best revenge.
-George Herbert
Really no need to troll sparty anymore anyways. MAGNUS how do you see the d-line in this years class. I like Hutchinson, Thompson, Friday, Perkins
and make a friendly, permanent lunch bet on the outcome of the game for as long as they sit next to each other (no point spread)
after buying 3-9 lunches over the next 3-9 years their friend may move 23-32 miles away to a new job
This. This is the answer.
Plus, Sparty or not, if you're out of state, any Michigander is an ally. Tigers, beer, Pure Michigan lake nostalgia, etc.
Fact.
I moved down to GA for work, and my best friend from here was an MSU grad. B1G brotherhood in SEC country. Michigan nostalgia. Friendly rivalry. It's the way to go. Unless this individual is a turd. Then whatever, just be better at your job than him.
Yes. I live out of state and literally have friends just because they are from Michigan. I got sick of locals asking what euchre is and why I always drink a beer called Founders. My Michigan friends understand how awesome those are.
Thirded. Except for the beer part, in my case.
For those of us who are from the south and only went to school up there, I'm glad that I don't have to treat any msu fans as an ally.
January 13th, 2018 at 2:16 AM ^
Troll, get out!
From Spartan tailgate on 24/7
Oh my God some of the posts in that thread are pure gold. I love MGoHillbilly's trolling. Bravo to whomever that is.
January 22nd, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
Google Jim and dwight pranks.
I hit myself with the phone this morning. I blame Jim Halpert.
If his name is Mike, pay everyone $5 to call him Mork for a day.
Silently? Act as though their school and college football team do not exist.
Skywriting always works
Light a couch on fire... Everyone will assume it was the sparty.
Leave it to The Team.
Or the court system.
How about ignoring him and his shitty football program? Not even acknowledging them is the ultimate insult and why they get so angry in the first place; hence the little brother thing.
If the MSU guy has a flag hanging in his workspace, the precedent has been set that that's okay so have your friend fly his own (same size) Michigan flag. Simple, easy, and professional enough for that work environment.
Don't even acknowledge it.
Who knew.
I can tell you your friend's not working in northern Ohio cause there's 0.0% MSU "fans" in this area. I see a fair amount of Michigan stuff on shirts, cars, boats, ect but absolutely nada for Sparty.
I've lived out of state since college and I've never met a MSU fan. I've met tons of Michigan fans at every stop I've been.
Put up an Indiana flag and pretend to be an Indiana fan until the first time he says something about something bad happening to Indiana. Then act surprised and say you thought the flags were up for purposes of irony since nobody could actually be fans of such shitty programs.
Leave Baylor, Penn State, and (say) NAMBLA flags in his workspace.
Attention Human Resources, I only googled NAMBLA to see what this guy was talking about. No need to be alarmed. I'll get back to work now.
Ditto
There's nothing a troll could do that his program hasn't done to itself. Silently watching him all year will be enough.
If only there was a meme for this...