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11/15/2018 - 1:37pm (No subject)


11/14/2018 - 4:30pm (No subject)

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11/14/2018 - 4:29pm Me April through September…

Me April through September without Michigan sports...

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11/14/2018 - 2:28pm (No subject)


11/14/2018 - 2:14pm Just give him the award now…

Just give him the award now... but only if he promises to come back to Michigan for his senior year.

11/14/2018 - 12:10pm My selfish take:

None of…

My selfish take:

None of our non-senior players are remotely ready for the NFL and should plan to stay throughout their eligibility.


I love you all, thanks for bringing Michigan football back to its rightful place in the football hierarchy - godspeed and good luck should you choose to go pro.

Go Blue!

11/14/2018 - 11:05am (No subject)


11/09/2018 - 10:18am (No subject)


11/07/2018 - 3:57pm (No subject)


11/07/2018 - 3:55pm (No subject)


11/07/2018 - 3:31pm (No subject)


11/07/2018 - 2:35pm Ka-boom, motherfuckers...

Ka-boom, motherfuckers...


11/06/2018 - 3:41pm oookay, but pretty sure that…

oookay, but pretty sure that's from Blade Runner (the original, not the stupid follow up with Ryan Gosling)

11/06/2018 - 3:38pm Orange you glad I didn't say…

Orange you glad I didn't say clementine?

11/06/2018 - 2:50pm (No subject)

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11/06/2018 - 2:49pm (No subject)


11/06/2018 - 2:46pm I heard Michigan was going…

I heard Michigan was going to start wearing blue helmets with yellow stripes



11/06/2018 - 2:43pm No clemency will be given…

No clemency will be given... how about a nice clementine?

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11/06/2018 - 2:38pm 15-20 microseconds?  That's…

15-20 microseconds?  That's still way too slow for news like a decommit, brutus


11/06/2018 - 10:57am (No subject)


11/02/2018 - 11:49am That's high praise coming…

That's high praise coming from you, XM

Go Blue

11/02/2018 - 11:14am (No subject)


11/02/2018 - 10:41am HA!  He's got a mean streak…

HA!  He's got a mean streak a mile wide...


11/02/2018 - 10:12am He's right here...

He's right here...

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11/01/2018 - 4:19pm Yes...

But we didn't want…


But we didn't want you to know

11/01/2018 - 3:19pm Thought this might be the…

Thought this might be the appropriate place to add this... I give you Murderwolf, the jack 'o lantern:

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10/29/2018 - 4:39pm MSU degree does not open…

MSU degree does not open doors... it shuts them

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10/26/2018 - 2:06pm Duh... how could I forget. …

Duh... how could I forget.  Also along for the ride is Hugh Jass... naturally he's got the backseat.

10/26/2018 - 1:38pm I theoretically want one

I theoretically want one

10/26/2018 - 1:36pm Tyler Hunt is out... how…

Tyler Hunt is out... how about his brother, Mike? 

Can anyone tell me if Mike Hunt is available?

10/26/2018 - 11:08am Who is this Rutgers you…

Who is this Rutgers you speak of?

I think you mean Rutger...

10/25/2018 - 3:15pm Cleaning the basement... and…

Cleaning the basement... and she's really excited about it 

10/25/2018 - 3:05pm well... he is dating…

well... he is dating Scarlett Johansson


10/25/2018 - 2:59pm No talent... and now no more…

No talent... and now no more Ariana Grande


10/25/2018 - 12:10pm (No subject)

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10/25/2018 - 12:08pm Corrected for you:

He will…

Corrected for you:

He will get a 1,000 against Penn State. Their run D is trash.

10/25/2018 - 10:44am Now make me a frittata

Now make me a frittata


10/25/2018 - 10:23am In appreciation of the…

In appreciation of the continuing Rutger meme, I'll leave this here...


10/25/2018 - 9:56am (No subject)

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10/24/2018 - 3:51pm (No subject)

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10/24/2018 - 3:33pm I have mad jack o' lantern…

I have mad jack o' lantern skills (Humblebrag: won the "annual" carving contest at AA Whole Foods in 2011; Reality: there were only four other contestants, and they were probably kids).

I am carving Murderwolf this year - I will post the results next week!

Last year's carving:


10/24/2018 - 2:29pm I stopped reading 538 when…

I stopped reading 538 when they, you know, totally blew that thing they were so sure of in November 2016...


10/24/2018 - 12:03pm (No subject)


10/24/2018 - 12:01pm Holy hell... do not overlook…

Holy hell... do not overlook Rutger!


10/24/2018 - 11:17am Here you go...

Here you go...


10/23/2018 - 10:10am Genius!  Why didn't we see…


Genius!  Why didn't we see that earlier?  Too many Hudsons is the correct answer...

10/20/2018 - 6:07pm But maybe, because this is…

But maybe, because this is Michigan, we’ll spell most of the words correctly?

Bye week was overrated 

10/16/2018 - 12:53pm (No subject)

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10/16/2018 - 10:45am Me too... still traumatized…

Me too... still traumatized by being at last year's game, and not because of the rain but bc of our awful playmaking.