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Not unless the Bears have an…

Not unless the Bears have an opportunity to make an even more huge mistake.

TLDR: Not thrilled.

Most of…

TLDR: Not thrilled.

Most of the attention seems to be over the sick burn over getting a rival's coach and not a sober eyed assessment over what he brings to the table. Alford's history with RB development is not remarkable to me given the talent. His age seems counter to the philosophy if the rest of the coaching staff being generally young up and comers. This would be offset of Alford had a particularly good recruitment reputation.

And also not sure Alford addresses replacing what Mike Hart bought to the table from which he has been disinvited.

I'm seeing a coaching staff that looks more  Frankenstein in assembly than in history of results so far.

Sounds like the mirror image of when our aging LB coach went there one year before retiring without making much an impact in Columbus.

A year too late.

A year too late.

Worth it. 

Worth it. 

The University of Michigan…

The University of Michigan has announced it is relocating to Los Angeles. 

Watching the winning culture…

Watching the winning culture get erased overnight fricking sucks.

If Sherrone Moore learned…

If Sherrone Moore learned anything with Harbaugh, it's that you count on your assistants, but that means you have to let them go if it isn't working, friends or no.

I like turtles. 

I like turtles. 

The sooner we bring in Lule…

The sooner we bring in Lule Yaklich the better. 

As it stands, the NCAA does…

As it stands, the NCAA does not have that right.

Make a Division Zero, professional college league as a marketing vehicle for the schools that have the infrastructure necessary to create an NFL apprenticeship experience for the young players.

End of story.

Headed that way no matter what.

Ok. 

Where does he sign?

Ok. 

Where does he sign?

Boo

Boo

I really like your ideas,…

I really like your ideas, Tesel.

 

Editing rules:

-Eliminating two FLEX positions for two Group of Five/Independent spots. ND goes in there.

-2 points for CFP BYE (treating it as a win).

-Since competition is over a season, and these are NOT head-to-head matchups, I want to boost just a bit the points for the individual honors: Heisman, Heisman runner up, and Consensus All-Americans to 4, 2, and 2 points respectively.

Waiver activity is only ONE school pickup/drop off per week, though a player can submit by priority as many as they want. All requests resolved simultaneously with priority by inverse current score (last place gets first priority). Waivers suspended at end of regular season.

Can't edit first post so:

 

RULES v2.0#######

-3-6 human players

-Snake Draft of Roster of 16

 

-Each REGULAR SEASON and POSTSEASON week, start:

--2x B10 schools (out of 18, so with 6 max humans, 3 apiece)

--2x SEC schools (out of 16, so with 6 max humans, 2.66 apiece)

--1x ACC schools (out of 15 total including ND)

--1x B12 schools (out of 12)

--2x GROUP of FIVE/INDEPENDENT schools.

 

-Regular Season:

--Win/Loss/Draw against FBS teams 1 / 0 / 0.5 pts. FCS games are 0 points.

--Bonus +1 point for victory against AP top 25 ranked opponent at time of victory.

--Regular season, every week of selected 8 schools above, player chooses ONE game for doubled scoring.

 

-Postseason:

-Waivers suspended during postseason.

-No single team doubled-scoring selection.

-Conference Championsip Game Invitation = 2pts. Victory = 2pts.

-College Football Playoff invite = 2pts. Each CFP Bye/Victory (except finals) = 2pts.

-National Championship = 4pts.

-Generic bowl invitation = 1pt. Victory = 1pt.

 

-Individual player bonuses:

--Heisman winner = 4pts.

--Heisman runnerup = 2pts.

--Consensus All-American = 2pts.

 

-Waivers:

--ONE school replacement per week, though a player can submit by priority as many as they want.

--All requests resolved simultaneously with priority given to player with lower point total and tiebreaker by inverse draft order.

--Waivers suspended at end of regular season.

 

-Miscellaneous:

- Note due to staggered schedule at start of season, first "week" of competition will actually be chronologically two weeks (week 0 and week 1 combined).

Didn't know this was a thing…

Didn't know this was a thing.

 

Miami had 32 defenses of their title not losing until 2000.

 

Interesting.

Useless.

 

The key ingredients of spectator sports.

Many burgers. 

Many burgers. 

upvoting so that no one…

upvoting so that no one misinterprets disapproval for author's ignorance as disapproval for coach.

Which illustrates perfectly…

Which illustrates perfectly why the Bears so desperately need JH.

 

And yes, of course I want coach to stay at Michigan.

Ad incorrectly states that…

Ad incorrectly states that Michigan is 2-3 vs Alabama when it is 3-3.

As we all know, this is one…

As we all know, this is one big nothing burger. 

And atop that, ncaa has zero authority to vacate a natty even if they wanted to.

More Ohio ignorance. 

Man I hope he stays.

Man I hope he stays.

Go Blue!

Go Blue!

 

LET'S FUKKING GOGH!!!!!

 

 

LET'S FUKKING GOGH!!!!!

 

/spits

/spits

No. 

 

She's not going to…

No. 

 

She's not going to sleep with you. 

LET'S FUKKING GOGH!!!!!

 

LET'S FUKKING GOGH!!!!!

 

NIL clears obstacles from…

NIL clears obstacles from programs with money to get that money to players. 

Used to be SEC could do that better than anyone. Now if you got more money you don't need bag men specialists. 

Also Texas state legislation specifically foils ncaa investigations against Texas schools. 

 

I don't want to talk about…

I don't want to talk about this.

I firmly believe Texas is…

I firmly believe Texas is setting up to be dynastic. Long term, that program has the money cannon, fanatic support, recruiting footprint, history, hunger, to be a fixture.

And they're going to be SEC next season.

 

Nope. Give me Washington. Either team will give Michigan a challenge, so might as well take the one that is going to be Big Ten.

He's our Manchurian…

He's our Manchurian candidate. 

Came for gif of Ryan Day…

Came for gif of Ryan Day being mosh pitted pregame with headline of "osu coaching shakeup" promise. 

 

/disappointed

Stealing signs AND huddling?…

Stealing signs AND huddling?

 

Man Michigan is out of control! 

Didn't know who this guy was…

Didn't know who this guy was before. 

Don't see a reason to start now. 

Hard to compare without…

Hard to compare without Howard having elite B10 teammates. 

 

But Ohio is going to land top qb talent regardless. There's much more to it than that. 

Talk about throwing someone…

Talk about throwing someone under the bus. 

 

I feel sorry for the sonovagun.

Our biggest rivals have some…

Our biggest rivals have some great, classic, uniforms. Part of the magic.

 

And they eat their hearts out when they're sharing the field with Michigan.

 

USC, Ohio, ND, are all classics from our rivals.

I'll add Texas, Alabama, Cal, UCLA to the list.

From left field, I've always liked Auburn's uniforms too.

Pay the man!

Pay the man!

Scheme this like against…

Scheme this like against Ohio in The Game 2022-23.

Texas is for real. 

Like …

Texas is for real. 

Like "dynasty" for real. 

 

They've got the money cannon, the talent, the depth. Sarkisian can't do it without tons of talent, but if he has it look out. 

A key part of Saban's…

A key part of Saban's defenses is a low  threshold for coverage to commit Pass Interference and force refs to throw flag, as Saban recognizes they tend NOT to in 4q.

He's our secret weapon...

He's our secret weapon...

... for practice.

If you can't beat TTUN, you…

If you can't beat TTUN, you'd better be able to at least beat TTDS.

I could get behind Yaklich…

I could get behind Yaklich. Bring back some monster D.

I so so so want Juwan to…

I so so so want Juwan to succeed. 

 

But that ain't enough.

The score is proof that…

The score is proof that Missouri is stealing signs. 

 

...Am I doing it right?

Don't mind if I do... …

Don't mind if I do... (heading over to 11W)

I refuse to participate in…

I refuse to participate in this nonsense anymore. 

...

...

...aw, shit.

Meaningless chaff.

Meaningless chaff.

Clickbait without the clicks.

Theater. 

PsyOps as old as the game…

PsyOps as old as the game itself. 

Any comments on creative use…

Any comments on creative use of Orji?

Hominahominahomina....

 

Hominahominahomina....

 

Thanks for the write up.  Very helpful.