Lions vs Jets thread
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
Stop!! Stop!!! They’re already dead!
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
I never realized how tough it was to be a Lions fan until just now.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
31 point QUARTER.
Only the Lions...
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
Aaaaaand this is how Matt Patricia’s career as an hc ended.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
That thread title looks, um, really stupid
same old Lions
September 11th, 2018 at 8:09 AM ^
User name checks out!
September 10th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
Someone wake up martha please!!!
September 10th, 2018 at 9:53 PM ^
We need to lose the WCF in the uniforms. He is the source of everything bad about the Lions.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^
"We need to lose the WCF in the uniforms."
It should just be replaced with WTF.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:53 PM ^
Fire Patricia and Quinn. Thought BQ has done ok with player acquisition (draft and FA) but when he hired Patricia, I knew it was going to be a disaster. They’ll both be out of a job after next season. Might as well fire them now and get the next era started.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:59 PM ^
In the Wizard of Oz, the Lion had no courage. These Lions have no heart, courage or brain.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:59 PM ^
Taylor Decker couldn’t start on Michigan’s O Line. He looks awful.
September 10th, 2018 at 11:09 PM ^
Well that's bad news because that's one of Warriner's boys. I have less hope that the Michigan line will improve enough by November to keep shea from being broken in half.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:59 PM ^
I've seen teams suck before, but this is definitely the suckiest bunch of sucks
September 10th, 2018 at 10:04 PM ^
Patricia better sharpen that stupid fucking pencil he wears.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:04 PM ^
well, for once, something everyone here agrees on, across all political and school ties.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:06 PM ^
Marty Mornhinweg thinks this is bad.
September 10th, 2018 at 11:17 PM ^
Bobby ross would be issuing bus tickets out of Detroit by now.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
I am so happy for the Lions fans in here that just couldn’t stand a man with such a laid back demeanor and the winningest percentage of any Lions head coach fired. Well there you have it a new Stooge! There has never been a successful coach to go to any team from New England and make them better. A head coach that wears his hat backwards and has the demeanor of a 0-16 head coach that previously toured the Lions sidelines. And to think that a head coaching change would lead us to a Super Bowl! Hilarious. Enjoy Patty, I’ll nevwr spend a dime on this Horsecrap. Again congrats to those that were elated to see Caldwell go!
September 10th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
*NEVER
September 10th, 2018 at 10:26 PM ^
Winning regular season games means nothing if you don’t win playoff games.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:39 PM ^
Not to worry, there won’t be many regular season games won this season.
Return of the meow #kittens
September 10th, 2018 at 10:32 PM ^
I was fine with Caldwell and 9-7 to 7-9 records. That was enough for me as a Lions fan.
September 11th, 2018 at 8:43 AM ^
I watched the first half with my son. He's grown up expecting disappointment and is able to accurately predict when the lions will shit the bed because it's just a repeat of the same old half-assed fuckery.
September 11th, 2018 at 2:16 AM ^
Caldwell may have won a few more games this season but the real blame is with the Ford's. They really don't give a rats ass if this team is good. Look at the way the defense has fallen apart the past 3 seasons. On paper they have good OL talent but on the field they make Michigan's OL look stellar. I guess 0-16 will give them a first round pick but you know they will blow on some overrated WR.
September 11th, 2018 at 7:23 PM ^
Wrong. Just because Patricia is terrible, that doesn't mean Caldwell didn't deserve to be fired. They were never going to win anything with Caldwell. They just made a bad choice for HC.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
yeah, LOL indeed OP
September 10th, 2018 at 10:13 PM ^
Jets fans now doing their best O-H-I-O impression at Ford Field. Embarrassing.
September 10th, 2018 at 11:19 PM ^
What was truly embarrassing was the lions doing their best n-f-l impression.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:15 PM ^
5 INTs, geez that's bad. I really feel for you Lion fans.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:17 PM ^
They stopped showing the game, I've never seen that.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:20 PM ^
Finally moved it to Comedy Central.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:17 PM ^
Rudock > Cassel
Also, it's times like these that moving to Boston and watching the Pats on a weekly basis makes me realize how terrible it was growing up a Lions fan.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
Lions suck, always have, always will.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^
Snowflakes?
September 10th, 2018 at 10:40 PM ^
Isn’t coach an astrophysicist? It takes time to jump to hyperspace.......
September 11th, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
Coaching in the NFL ain't like dusting crops, boy!
September 10th, 2018 at 10:44 PM ^
I just landed from my flight home, missed the second half. Mother of God.
September 10th, 2018 at 11:12 PM ^
Not even the Mother of God could help these Lions.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:49 PM ^
YAFPA - Yet Another Failed Patriots Assistant
September 10th, 2018 at 10:58 PM ^
Replied to wrong person
September 10th, 2018 at 10:53 PM ^
I think you jinxed the game OP.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:58 PM ^
Currently on Wikipedia
September 11th, 2018 at 2:11 AM ^
Good chance of this happening. Looking at their schedule I don't see a team they can beat. Even if they kept the previous coach, he may have went 4-12 instead of 0-16. The Ford family just needs to sell this snake bitten team. You can tell the players don't care and it looked like the coaching staff didn't give two shits as the game went on.
September 10th, 2018 at 10:59 PM ^
Deckar is weak, line is weak, matt is scared, fucking lions offense is so predictable.....Detroit football is sadly one thing......Trash."
September 10th, 2018 at 11:14 PM ^
Did anyone else notice Patricia didn't go out on the field with the trainers or even seem to show any reaction when Stafford was rolling around grabbing his knee? Seems odd to me the HC was just daydreaming on the sidelines while your QB is down.... maybe no big deal, but to me doesn't seem like a great sign about chemistry between Patricia and Stafford
September 11th, 2018 at 12:14 AM ^
I think the Lions should hire either Mork or Meyer.
I would watch more Lions games just to see them both suffering every Sunday.
September 11th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
Now that’s funny!!!
September 11th, 2018 at 12:20 AM ^
Wow! A Leon Hall sighting in Oakland! I didn’t even know he was still playing. That was awesome
September 11th, 2018 at 1:11 AM ^
48-17
Stafford was lucky to survive the game.
Hearing J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS chant at Ford Field was awesome.