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09/19/2018 - 3:21pm Moreover as things are there…

Moreover as things are there are 93 on the rosters if the 23 incoming are all scholarship players.

I can see Patterson, Gentry, Gary, Hudson, Bush leaving early (-5 or 88)

Firm handshake to an OT, WDE (-2 or 86) or others but those two jump off the roster at me.

Playing time transfer for an RB and a QB (-2 or 84)

Medical / other (-2 or 82) 

So it looks like 26 is a good number.  They'd have to backdate but I'm not sure what the rules are anymore either. 


Early signing day is Dec 19.

09/19/2018 - 3:07pm This post should never have…

This post should never have been presented without a Nebraska training montage. 

09/16/2018 - 11:41am This is a hawt take.

This is a hawt take.

09/15/2018 - 6:12pm Came here to say this game…

Came here to say this game is getting uglier by the minute.

09/13/2018 - 12:50pm I think you can mod and…

I think you can mod and ignore dispassionately.  New troll accounts get hammered.  Long-time posters who are breaking the rules gets temp bans/point reductions.  I don't get worked up about it. It's not always black and white but nothing ever is.

09/13/2018 - 12:47pm Yeah I'm a frequent…

Yeah I'm a frequent moderator action sticky user.  The response time there is not great.  I'm not complaining y'all have other lives and jobs and families.  I think having a few more mods is a good idea. 

09/11/2018 - 8:43am I watched the first half…

I watched the first half with my son.  He's grown up expecting disappointment and is able to accurately predict when the lions will shit the bed because it's just a repeat of the same old half-assed fuckery.

09/11/2018 - 8:40am Lol lions.  

Lol lions.  

09/02/2018 - 12:08am Michgan loses @Nebraska…

Michgan loses @Nebraska unless they figure out the O-Line.

09/02/2018 - 12:03am Our receivers got open more…

Our receivers got open more than last year.  That's one thing to take away.  If Sheaa has 2 seconds more on average we win this game.

09/01/2018 - 11:58pm I don't know how ypu don't…

I don't know how ypu don't pull Runyan.  A disaster.  A tackling dummy would have been as effective.

08/31/2018 - 7:15pm +1 underrated

+1 underrated

08/28/2018 - 3:34pm Here's a little limerick…

Here's a little limerick about McElwain:

There once was a gator called Jim

Who kept his tshirt on to swim.

Till they brought in a shark and he thought for a lark

I'll jack off on that ol' dorsal fin.



08/27/2018 - 1:12pm Zeitgeist, captured once…

Zeitgeist, captured once more.

08/27/2018 - 9:14am ban this guy



ban this guy


straight troll

08/24/2018 - 1:25pm Urban Meyer erased my…

Urban Meyer erased my Gameday sign.

08/23/2018 - 10:36pm Shutdown fullcast is…

Shutdown fullcast is hilarious 70% of the time if you're a regular listener.  The are self-aware SEC homers and love the ridiculous narratives.  The Ed Ogreron haiku they did last in the SEC preview was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.  This one was about Auburn.

Majestic Eagle

Behold my shiny crossbow

Delicious breakfast


Nanni's Ogreron is dead on too.  The bit starts at 25:20


08/21/2018 - 11:13am Nothing like an August 30…

Nothing like an August 30 bomb to completely distract Ohio State two days before their opener.  As the eyes of the nation turn to college football, the beastiality cover-up will be front and center.

08/20/2018 - 10:14am If you can't trust…

If you can't trust Scarletfeaver and his boy Bill from Bucknuts who can you trust?  

08/15/2018 - 2:25pm Post more so I can neg you…

Post more so I can neg you more.

08/15/2018 - 12:46pm This initiates my annual go…

This initiates my annual go to to populate my calendar with all the football games I want to watch this season.

07/30/2018 - 2:46pm Yeah, if you disbelieve it…

Yeah, if you disbelieve it you're fake news.

07/24/2018 - 2:28pm Where's the neg button gone?

Where's the neg button gone?

07/16/2018 - 9:19am Person 1:  Hey did you see…

Person 1:  Hey did you see that updog last night?

Person 2: What's updog?


07/16/2018 - 9:17am 1) You know how geese fly…

1) You know how geese fly south for the winter?  You know how they fly in that V?  You know how sometimes that V is longer on one side than the other?  You know why that is?   There are more geese on that side.

2) Why can't Hellen Keller have children?  She's dead.

3) What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?  Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

06/11/2018 - 9:25am I am excite!

I am excite!

06/06/2018 - 12:42pm TTYL a triple NE

TTYL a triple NE

04/27/2018 - 6:24pm Also the deli department.

Also the deli department. Chicken packaging that doesn't need to be separated to freeze/portion sized. Black rice.

04/27/2018 - 6:20pm This is a joke right? Costco

This is a joke right? Costco and its not close.

Cage free eggs.

04/15/2018 - 9:42am Stopped reading when he

Stopped reading when he said he applauded the board.

04/13/2018 - 11:29am Georgia Tech is on our

Georgia Tech is on our heels!  

04/02/2018 - 10:20pm This shit is seriously

This shit is seriously depressing right now.  It's hard to watch.  Hopefully they can make adjustments and bring it to the wire.

03/31/2018 - 8:46pm Was drinking sangrias during

Was drinking sangrias during the game for purely sacrilecious purposes.

03/31/2018 - 8:43pm Patron reposado baby

Patron reposado baby

03/31/2018 - 8:40pm You beat me to it. Now to

You beat me to it. Now to post:
Mo Wagner Appreciation Thread
John Beilein Appreciation Thread
Duncan Robinson Appreciation Thread
Matthews Appreciation Thread
Appreciation of Appreciation Thread

03/29/2018 - 3:40pm Michigan by 30. All the

Michigan by 30. All the matchups favor us and they are out of luck.

03/06/2018 - 2:44pm Just logged in to neg the OP.

Just logged in to neg the OP.

02/12/2018 - 2:56pm uh, this is bad…

02/12/2018 - 8:37am I think Beilein has changed

I think Beilein has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Wisconsin are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.

02/09/2018 - 9:49am 10 years, 2 posts?  You sir

10 years, 2 posts?  You sir are a lurker.

02/08/2018 - 9:58am Google NY Post and Pulitzer

Google NY Post and Pulitzer and see how many names come back. 


02/03/2018 - 8:03am I bought the beer last

I bought the beer last night.  She's unemployed and has 4 months left on her severance.  I helped her with her resume / cover letter yesterday.  She's always at my house anyway, my wife and my ex-wife are besties.

02/02/2018 - 11:31pm BA is a great reference.  I

BA is a great reference.  I hang out with the owners of 3 different breweries so I mostly drink their stuff these days.  It's good to be the king.

02/02/2018 - 11:29pm There are several hop-heavy

If you live in the Detroit area go to Kuhnhenns in Warren, fergodsakes.  Try their DRIPA.  They make a bunch of great beers and have been doing it a while.

There are several hop-heavy beers similar to Hopslam, if that's your jam.  I don't know what your distro is like where you live, but these are time tested beers:

Stone's Enjoy By

Dogfish 90 minute

Lagunitas Sucks

Greenflash West Coast IPA 

Firestone Walker Double Jack 


Victory Dirt Wolf

Founder's Double Trouble (summer only)

Stone's Ruination 

If you can get Mikkeler or Evil Twin their recent New England IPAs are killing it.

If you visit the Chicagoland area, 3 Floyds Zombie Dust (pale that drinks like an IPA), Dreadnaught, Permanent Funeral, Panzer Wolf are tremendous.  Pipeworks Ninja v Unicorn is killer too.

Tonight I'm drinking 9 Lords a Leaping by the Bruery and a lambic.  Not my usual thing, but my ex-wife is over and we historically have consumed 1/2 lambic, 1/2 chocolate stout combos.  Don't worry, my beloved wife is here too. 

02/02/2018 - 12:18pm I see you have things here

I see you have things here well under control.  Carry on.

01/31/2018 - 9:19pm Mysteriously cannot see his

Mysteriously cannot see his posting history, but have seem him post a few times re: MSU this week and it's always a trashing of the board.  I'm not against self-awareness or legitimate criticism, HOWEVA, at this point, it just seems like he's grinding an axe.

01/31/2018 - 9:15pm ICWYDT


01/28/2018 - 10:04am No. Not really. Its clear

No. Not really. Its clear Dantonio is lying, however.

01/28/2018 - 10:03am RCMB has gone full PSU.

RCMB has gone full PSU. Allswede is their McQueary.

01/24/2018 - 12:48pm Guy looks like he can play. 

Guy looks like he can play.  Good tackler in space, hits hard, makes plays.  Great for solid depth alone.