Lions vs Jets thread

Yeesh.  The crowd has already been taken out of the ballgame. 

The lions are doing lions things. 

0/4 for 0 yards and a pick.  Nowhere to go but up? 

Kerryon looks good.

Stafford does not. Pick it up frat king!

The playcalling in this game is awful. Fire Harbaugh!!

Patricia is having some serious regrets about leaving the Belichick nest...

Jarrad Davis is getting burned. And hes calling this defense. No wonder we look so bad on defense 

Bill Belichick is a genius. He teaches his coaches the Patriot way and then feeds them a mercury laced goodbye cake on their way out to render them stupid.

I am shocked that the Lions are terrible! Shocked I tell ya! This is definitely a new and disturbing trend for the franchise. 

Ugly football game called by boring announcers. They ought to put those Tigers guys in the booth for round 2, at least make something interesting. 

Stafford is single handingly blowing this game

Ha ha ha Lions might go 0-16

i hate so much that I am a fan

Can't blame the safety on that TD. He was in position.

It kinda looks like the Lions have our OL...

Stafford is looking like Larry Holmes.

These comments make me glad I'm not watching, although I have seen some of it.  How the hell could the Lions offense be that bad?  I mean, they have decent talent, so WTF???

For the 10th consecutive season a Stafford offense looks way better in the two minute drill.  You'd think Lions management would notice at some point.

Where the hell has that been all game? The lions just carved up the Jets secondary

NFL = NBA.  Unwatchable.  No defense.  

This defense is offensive.

I thought Patricia was a defensive minded coach?

Just a reminder: staff who have left NE for GM/HC jobs have never gone on to success.

Lions getting embarassed by one of the worst teams from last season, at home, by a rookie QB - who happens to be the the youngest rookie QB to start...oh.. btw...they are at home and its Monday Night Football.

Fucking Lions.

Lol lions won't win a game this year. 

You still torture yourself by watching the Lions?  You masochists.

But lets give Stafford a huge contract. Dude looks like a twig.

Programming note: to watch the remainder of this game, please tune to Comedy Central. ESPN will now be televising the more compelling World Series of Cornhole.

That.....was a poor decision. 

I no longer feel obligated to turn it back on.  Thanks for the comments - you guys (girls?) saved me from poor football.

(LOL!  Like I wouldn't have known I was tuning in poor football...)

Jake Rudddock to the res...

Oh wait...

"If this wasn't artificial turf, I'd dig a hole and bury myself."

--Matt Patricia

Sorry guys.  You are in for a long, long season I fear.

The Lions do not look good at all.   And I'm a Browns fan so I know a thing or two about shitty football teams.

Guys, if you think this is bad, wait until the Pats visit in week 3.