What. In the hell. Is that.
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Delaney & Co. hit a new low: B1G Hockey trophy
March 11th, 2013 at 1:13 PM
#1
Delaney & Co. hit a new low: B1G Hockey trophy
March 11th, 2013 at 1:15 PM | 
It. Looks like. A trophy. Of
It. Looks like. A trophy. Of
March 11th, 2013 at 1:27 PM |
Honestly, besides the Stanley
Honestly, besides the Stanley
Honestly, besides the Stanley Cup, most trophies are nothing special anyway.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:31 PM |
Dick Butkus would like to
Dick Butkus would like to
Dick Butkus would like to speak with you.
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
March 11th, 2013 at 1:52 PM |
Dick Butkus looks like he's
Dick Butkus looks like he's
Dick Butkus looks like he's about drop some butt nuggets.
March 11th, 2013 at 2:13 PM |
Props for making me almost
Props for making me almost
Props for making me almost spit out a mouthful of Dr Pepper at work. That was a very funny sentence.
March 11th, 2013 at 2:48 PM |
And he has his fists clenched in the effort
And he has his fists clenched in the effort
A little Metamusil will make things easier, Dick.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:15 PM |
Is
Is
That supposed to look like the blades of a skate or something?
You Get Nothing MSU. You Lose, Good Day Sir!
March 11th, 2013 at 3:14 PM |
Looks like the head of a
Looks like the head of a
Looks like the head of a mace...cool...honestly I have seen far worse trophies out there...this isn't so bad at all.
Semper Fidelis
March 11th, 2013 at 3:38 PM |
Six skate blades
Six skate blades
With room for 8-14 more. The 20 blade version would be pretty sweet. But I think it needs a puck on top on which to inscribe a block M.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
It's a trophy. I'm not sure
It's a trophy. I'm not sure
It's a trophy. I'm not sure what you expected. If this is a new low, you must not have hated the division names nearly as much as everybody else.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:21 PM |
A traditional one like these-
A traditional one like these-
A traditional one like these-
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
March 11th, 2013 at 1:31 PM |
Why would you create a
Why would you create a
Why would you create a traditional trophy for a new conference...What "tradition" would it have behind it.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:35 PM |
One that looks like a hockey
One that looks like a hockey
One that looks like a hockey trophy and not some artsy-fartsy junk being sold at Pier 1 Imports.
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
March 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
I like it
I like it
Sorry I'm not sorry.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:17 PM |
don't mind it too much, just
don't mind it too much, just
don't mind it too much, just seems like an average trophy. Though as a hockey trophy I would have liked it to be more "cup" like if that makes sense.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:18 PM |
A few pieces of metal on wood
A few pieces of metal on wood
A few pieces of metal on wood with a hockey puck split in half. Doesnt look to bad to me.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:19 PM |
I really don't think its bad
I really don't think its bad
I really don't think its bad at all. Pretty average looking as far as trophies go really.
EEB c/o 2014
March 11th, 2013 at 1:20 PM |
Trophy Designer had
Trophy Designer had
a few avant-garde bottle openers left from a pabst project - seemed like a good time to use them up.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
March 11th, 2013 at 1:20 PM |
We Will Take It
We Will Take It
Don't care what it looks like. Just win it!!
March 11th, 2013 at 1:20 PM |
I ate a. Turkey panini. For
I ate a. Turkey panini. For
I ate a. Turkey panini. For lunch.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
March 11th, 2013 at 1:21 PM |
It's a little underwhelming.
It's a little underwhelming.
It's a little underwhelming. I was expecting to see something as bad as the original NU/Iowa trophy.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:23 PM |
Um...
Um...
...if that is a new low...you have incredibly high standards. It is not exactly Lord Stanley's Cup...but it's fine.
March 11th, 2013 at 3:04 PM |
+1
+1
To say that's a "new low" is ignoring a lot of stuff or is the height of overreaction or both.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:24 PM |
Meh,
Meh,
it's just a trophy, and since it is a new conference, they cannot have a traditional one...You have to start somewhere.
"It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing."
"The world is given to me only once..."
March 11th, 2013 at 1:25 PM |
The thing is
The thing is
30" tall and 35lbs. That's still gonna feel like a cup when it's hoisted.
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
March 11th, 2013 at 1:27 PM |
I think it's fine and hope to
I think it's fine and hope to
I think it's fine and hope to be seeing a lot of those lined up in Yost soon
LSA '11
March 11th, 2013 at 1:32 PM |
Here's a nice we could've
Here's a nice we could've
Here's a nice design we could've gone with....maybe put the names of the winning teams on the side. Call it "The Lord Delaney Cup" or somehing.
March 11th, 2013 at 4:01 PM |
I love the Stanley Cup, but
I love the Stanley Cup, but
I love the Stanley Cup, but any attempt at making a new trophy look like it would be lame.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:29 PM |
Well, it's better than this
Well, it's better than this
Well, it's better than this
Beer me 5:30
March 11th, 2013 at 1:32 PM |
Jokes...
Jokes...
...too many jokes...overload....ahhhhhh!
The Team, The Team, The Team
March 11th, 2013 at 1:32 PM |
Good lord, you're right
Good lord, you're right
What is that "thing" called.....The Ron Jeremy Memorial Pipe. Is she licking the damn thing? Maybe a clip from an adult version of Happy Gilmore
March 11th, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
The way she has her eyes closed only deepens the effect
The way she has her eyes closed only deepens the effect
or lengthens if you prefer.
March 11th, 2013 at 3:42 PM |
Don't know what it's called
Don't know what it's called
But it's real, and it's spectacular.
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March 11th, 2013 at 2:00 PM |
The. Greatest. Post.
The. Greatest. Post.
ever!!!
March 11th, 2013 at 1:30 PM |
Looks like a figure skating trophy
Looks like a figure skating trophy
They should have made something like this
March 11th, 2013 at 1:32 PM |
I too would have liked more
I too would have liked more
I too would have liked more of a cup design but they were obviously going for modern/avant-garde. It's OK...but would look a lot better with a guy in a maize & blue sweater holding/lifting it
March 11th, 2013 at 1:33 PM |
I like it
I like it
Actually I think that's a pretty sweet trophy, be happy there's not a giant Dr. Pepper logo on it.
March 11th, 2013 at 3:27 PM |
there will be
there will be
by next year. It'll be something like "The Dr Pepper Trophy, presented by Farmer's Insurance"
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
March 11th, 2013 at 1:33 PM |
Could be worse
Could be worse
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
March 11th, 2013 at 1:42 PM |
Or
Or
Worse still:
Modern trophies are going avant garde or trying to incorporate some of the aspects of the school or conference into things. It's not bad. The Tol//BGSU trophy is fantastic.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
March 11th, 2013 at 3:51 PM |
Thank you for saving me the
Thank you for saving me the
Thank you for saving me the google search for the Cy-Hawk trophy.
Columbus, your tears are delicious.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:34 PM |
Sponsored by?
Sponsored by?
Sponsored by?
March 11th, 2013 at 3:54 PM |
Home City Ice, of course. A
Home City Ice, of course. A
Home City Ice, of course. A subsidiary of Arbys.
Columbus, your tears are delicious.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:34 PM |
Are you "guthrie" from the
Are you "guthrie" from the
Are you "guthrie" from the scout site?
Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:35 PM |
I think we're all still
I think we're all still
I think we're all still stinging a bit from yesterday and feeling a little bitchy, because calling this not-so-bad trophy design a "new low" is a stretch. It's definately more modern than classic in design, but it's not horrible from an aesthetics perspective.
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
March 11th, 2013 at 1:37 PM |
What did you want?
What did you want?
What did you want them to do, not have a trophy?
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:38 PM |
Oh come on, there's nothing
Oh come on, there's nothing
Oh come on, there's nothing wrong with that. At least they're not trying to pretend it's some timeless, classic showpiece. It's a trophy. It has to look like something.
"New low" status as far as the conference is concerned has to somehow be worse than Maryland and Rutgers. This ain't it.
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March 11th, 2013 at 1:40 PM |
Looks like
Looks like
Looks like a flanged mace head. Put a stick on the bottom and you have:
Cool by me.
March 11th, 2013 at 2:10 PM |
Very clearly a Trident.
Very clearly a Trident.
I hope no one saw you take it.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
March 11th, 2013 at 1:41 PM |
I like it
I like it
I have no problem with the design. I think it looks better than the Broadmoor trophy and the Lamoriello Trophy.
It. Looks like. A trophy. Of some sort.