Over 100 reasons to Hate Notre Dame
This thread will be the 2010 version in the spirit of last years inaugural thread 100 reasons to hate notre dame.
Dont worry about #'ing your contribution I'll compile a master list by Friday night.
Why do I hate notre dame?
Lou Holtz and his never ending elmar fudd impersonation.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:40 PM ^
Freekbass
September 7th, 2010 at 12:43 PM ^
for contributing so much to the sport of football, i.e. stealing it from Fielding Yost.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^
Because every year is the "Return to Glory" of some sort.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:48 PM ^
For making America look at a man's camel toe for five years:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
I think he beat us with two kickoff (or punt) returns for TD's in one game. They did very little otherwise that day.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
for being the only team in college football who has never lost a game by being outplayed. Theres always an excuse.
1) the refs
2) the weather
3) the recruits, the coach, someone stubbed their toe, ect ect ect this list can go on for days
September 7th, 2010 at 12:52 PM ^
Can't say that I hate ND per se, but their fans can be annoyingly delusional. They really believe Notre Dame football is 100% unparalleled and unique. Rubbish.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:52 PM ^
even if it was on a smaller scale.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:04 PM ^
damn leprechaun running around the sidelines.....that they show like every 5 minutes on TV!!!
September 7th, 2010 at 1:35 PM ^
Wow does that leprechaun look like a douche or what? Trying to look like the Pure Dilithium himself with un-tied shoes.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:58 PM ^
They have the dumbest mascot in all of sports. I say "Notre Dame Fighting Irish" on shirts and stuff as a kid, and I thought that was a nickname people gave them, but they had a REAL mascot that was different. It wasn't until my sophomore year of college til I realized that is their actual "mascot."
September 7th, 2010 at 12:59 PM ^
after years of mediocracyl, they're still THE place to be for college football. Well I think they're all in for a wake up call come Saturday. GO BLUE!!
September 7th, 2010 at 12:59 PM ^
Bo said so....."Screw Notre Dame!"
September 7th, 2010 at 1:01 PM ^
Because when the PA announcer/t.v.commentator says "here come the Irish," and you boo, it feels kinda racist.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM ^
...here is uncanny:
September 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM ^
Dude, why do you have to insult emus like that?
September 8th, 2010 at 1:58 AM ^
not that I mean to slander Mr Loaf
September 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM ^
That fight song. And the way their fans sound when they "sing" it.
Also, they are in Indiana, and I have yet to find one redeeming feature of that state.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
Also, they are in Indiana, and I have yet to find one redeeming feature of that state.
1. It's not Ohio
September 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM ^
Because they play an incredibly soft schedule every year.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:15 PM ^
Tony Fuckin' Rice.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM ^
Because their fans honestly believe that Notre Dame is still relevant.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:28 PM ^
gave them their nickname "The Fighting Irish"
September 7th, 2010 at 1:44 PM ^
Here's a great idea for a shirt...
Front: "Michigan Football"
Back: "Teaching the Irish how to play since 1887"
September 7th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^
I used to have this book from the middle 90's. Great read!
September 7th, 2010 at 1:56 PM ^
- Because Bo did.
- The way they cheated to try to get 9-year-men Dimmick and Philbrook into the 1910 game.
- After the 2003 ass-kicking game, my little bro picked up a discarded sign in the parking lot that said, "LOSE LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY" and carried it around a while. An ND fan came up to us with a sanctimonious look on his face and said, "Hey, we will."
- Those stupid up-and-down-fist arm movements the fans make in the stands.
- The 1812 Overture: ND's AWESOME and totally pumped up version of JUMP AROUND.
- The way the wind died for Harry Oliver's field goal.
- Tyrone Willingham's fake-confident raised finger in the air to go for one after a touchdown.
- Because they keep the grass mown high for speedy teams.
- The guys (?) in kilts.
- The tinny, no-bass sound of their marching band.
- Jeff Samardzija looks like a girl. Seriously. An ugly girl, but definitely a girl.
- People seem to like their fight song, even though its composer is on record as saying it's "rather amateurish."
- Brady Quinn was drafted too high.
- Jimmah Ostrich was drafted too high.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
*Jeff Samardzija sucks for the Cubs.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
Rudy. I hate that movie.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM ^
And have to deal with their jackass fans all year long.
September 7th, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^
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September 7th, 2010 at 7:22 PM ^
I hate Notre Dame because of the sheer arrogance of their fans.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:34 PM ^
Child Molesters.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:37 PM ^
sorry 'bout the double
September 8th, 2010 at 2:15 AM ^
Regis won't stop blathering about them.
September 8th, 2010 at 2:37 AM ^
Because they're too stubborn to join a damn conference.
September 8th, 2010 at 8:24 AM ^
not my line......I stole it from a post on this subject last year...........but I wanted to share it again.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:35 PM ^
Lou Holtz
September 8th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
Last second 51 yard field goal.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^
ND player climbs team mates back to block Michigan's last second field goal attempt to win. As a result the NCAA implemented a rule prohiting player from climbing on one another.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^
Michigan misses last second field goal. Tiny Irish Leprechaun was photographed trying to hump the leg of Michigan's holder during the attempt.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:50 PM ^
The Rocket is launched.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
"To Hell With Michigan"
-Irish Head Coach