MGoConfessions
Deep, dark, dirty secrets.
What is your guiltiest moment / secret / thought as a Michigan fan? I'll go first:
- If I was Terrelle Pryor, I would have chosen Ohio State, too. In Columbus...he's a friggin rock star.
- I like Jimmy Clausen a lot and wish Henne had put up his numbers...from junior year anyway.
- I like watching Penn State and their machine like defense....especially the linebackers.
- I have yet to ever feel as awestruck as the time when I met Mike Hart my sophomore year. A couple years later, I was hanging out with some ball players, Forcier included....and truly was unexcited about it.
- I like Brent Musberger... a lot.
Yours?
Minnesota is my second favorite Big Ten team. I don't know why, but there is some undefinable endearing quality to the LOLphers.
in NCAA football, so I'm partial to them too.
I would use them, but I just can't bring myself to face off against Michigan.
I kill a Hobo before I do a MS Paint. It clears my head.
So that's where Chuncks the Hobo went. Too bad, he was a great Michigan fan.
when mocking the Gap adds:
"I wrote this next song after I killed a drifter to get an erection."
Great line reference but it was actually in his Neil Diamond "Storytellers" sketch
What's wrong with that? It's not like they're hookers.
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
mad chinese child hacker....
I root for all Big Ten teams in bowl games. Even tOSU.
Sorry!
I do too. If the Big Ten has a good showing in bowls, it makes M look good by proxy.
is to hope the best team wins. Just curious, perhaps you are from Ohio? That probably makes it easier. Maybe.
While intellectually I want Big Ten teams to win against non-conference opponents (in any sport), I have a hard time actually rooting for either OSU or MSU. It's usually ends up being a wash whether they win or lose, except in a national championship game. I cannot stand when one of our rivals win a national championship.
I'm naked
And I'm looking at a photo of Brent Musberger
And I photoshopped it so that he's naked
*Have turned off a few Michigan games in the last few years due to nearly uncontrollable rage
*Once owned a Penn State hat
*have openly rooted for USC a number of times in the past few years (when they played ND and OSU - some people would say that is acceptable, no?)
*cheered when Cindy Crosby scored in the Olympics (I am Canadian). I actually really hate myself for doing that still.
*watched the notebook (I would explain, but I know there is nothing to do but hang my head in shame).
Nothing wrong with watching a movie that will undoubtedly get you laid.
with some nerdy guys.
him "Cindy" Crosby?
My locker partner in High School, went to MSU to play tight end. The year they played Indiana on homecoming I lost a drinking bet and had to visibly don his sparty jersey in the parents section.
I was however, having a discussion w/ his dad, during the game, whose other daughter played basketball at U of M, how much I hated wearing the stuff and was a Michigan fan (drunk of course) and proceeded to get into a fight w/ 5 MSU fans about how much better we were then them.
I won the argument FWIW
everything but the beak and feet.
that's really you, isn't it? Seriously, feathers, entrails and all! Where's a bucket...
- I find Ricky Stanzi very attractive. It fills me with deep guilt, but he is one sexy QB. He can come whisper sweet patriotic things to me any day.
- When I was still in high school, me and my sister took a picture with SUPERFAN, unaware of what a douche he reportedly is (according to his website)
- I feel reallllly bad for drunkenly punching an OSU fan girl, passing by minding her own business, really hard for no reason other than some dick dared me.
- My sister is going to UConn in the fall.
You sound gay. Don't get mad , it's the truth. Accept your sexuality and it's all good. I mean, you find a man attractive, and you hit a girl. You even said you punched her because a penis was involved.
Whoever negs me is a [political homophobic diatribe]. Be jealous of my free spirit! I am alive, [sphincter]! (But I love everyone. Further reason for you jealous [political party followers] to hate, because you wish you were as open minded as me.) Neg me all you want! I love all of you!
but don't act like there won't be consequences for being an unfunny prick. Just shut up and take it like a man.
Thank you. I voted for McCain. There should be consequences for free speech, AM I RIGHT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! No excuses. Suppress like a champion. Just beware of the Reptilian Overlords.
What part of "no politics" do you not understand?
Also, people down-voting you for making bigoted comments is not suppresion of free speech, so stop whining.
You have the freedom to post here. Even if you are banned for violating board rules (re: no politics), you can set up another account without legal consequence.
I also have freedom of speech, which I exercise by negging your irritating, offensive, and unamusing comments.
typing
The stock market doesn't drop this fast...
CleverMichiganReference is a girl
Well this was an interesting thread to wake up to...
Oh, wait, she's a GAY lesbian.....so that means she likes........men.......? Wait.......I am sooooo confused......
I never understand kids and they're whacky labels today... And get offa my lawn!Once referred to himself as a male lesbian. That works for me.
I would say woman, not girl. And, if she is telling the truth about punching an OSU fan, she might be the sexiest woman of all time.
It was pretty douchey, she definitely didn't deserve it, and she probably couldn't stand up straight for a while. I do feel really bad about it, and my roommate still refers to my drunken phases from 1-10 then OSU game 09, and St Pattys Day 2008.
My guess is that it took you longer to draw that picture than it did to live through the actual event. I appreciate the effort though. Also, it somehow makes the story a lot funnier now that I know you jumped out from the bushes. :)
That's giving her too much credit.
I kid.
Not really.
You do realize that you don't have a protected "freedom of speech" here, right? These kinds of comments really make me wonder if people really know what freedom of speech actually means and whose infringement it protects you from.
We don't luuvvv you!!
Saying you love everyone right after calling everyone a bunch of liberal fags.... nice. By the way, I really hope this is a case of your username being hijacked, because your idiocy is blinding.
I don't know why this convinced me to leave my first comment on mgoblog... but dude, is she a girl maybe?
Bingo! Funkmob is getting double-negged: 1) for not knowing a long-time poster, and 2) for biggoted assumptions and language.
if Funkmob wants a negbang, I'm more than happy to oblige.
You do know that you're replying to a chick, right? And I'm pretty sure she is gay, NTTAWWT.
Go on...
Your comments are an affront to both funkmobs and starchildren everywhere. I hope the leadership of both groups give you a stern dressing down.
And "free speech" doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want without any consequences, you twit. It means that state and federal governments cannot pass laws abridging the freedom of speech, except for threatening the President and inciting violence, I believe.
And President Taylor is about to find out what happens when you break those rules. Don't even think that Jack won't be coming for her.
Yeah, just how the hell IS this thing gonna end? What a great show. Its departure makes me sad.