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1 week 3 days ago	CMU and OSU as well!	Great timing too, since I just got a nice job offer back in Pure Michigan.
3 weeks 4 days ago	Anecdotes are cool	Come on, you know me, and somehow despite my 4 seasons' worth of sweet sorority pregame tank tops, I have never been late to a game or left early. The letters make us stand out from the student body, but there are good and bad fans both Greek and non-affiliated (there, I stopped calling you geeds, geeds) so it's really stupid to try and claim that the non-Greeks are absolutely superior football fans. They just blend in better or never bought tickets in the first place.  FTR, I totally support GA. but trying to say "boohoo the sorority girls make everything terrible!" makes me picture this entire thread sitting in there basement being this guy:  "Football fandom 2/10, would not bang."
3 weeks 4 days ago	Totally	Because as everyone knows, geeds never get drunk and make asses of themselves.
3 weeks 4 days ago	Congrats, the phrase I was looking for!	Before I opened this thread, I thought to myself, "CMR, every time someone says 'drunk obnoxious sorority girls,' let's take a shot and get obnoxious!" BOTTOMS UP BETCHES!
5 weeks 4 days ago	Nah	Hermosa's where it's at!
7 weeks 4 days ago	Shadowy, like my tremendous	Shadowy, like my tremendous farts in your general direction.
9 weeks 1 day ago	Traitorous? No.	Drunk? Yes.
9 weeks 5 days ago	Out of kittens, take an overreacting ferret:
10 weeks 11 hours ago	And to think	that crazy broad who pissed on your beanbag chair was actually right about something!
10 weeks 4 days ago	A crucial detail	One must consume high energy foods to ensure their lit farts will produce BLUE flames, because SCARLET butt flames are for cheating cooler poopers.
10 weeks 4 days ago	Personally	I enjoy making a grand entrance, similar to Hulk Hogan's walk-in, but in full Maize and Blue regalia complete with feather boa, carrying a boombox on my shoulder blaring "The Victors Fanfare." I then climb onto the nearest $prayTan Dawg's cubicle wall, point at him, and swan dive from the corner, farting upon all his Staee memorabilia and citing Michigan's latest standings in both sport and international university academic rankings as I make my descent. Once I am satisfied that he has been reminded of his inferior ways, I return to my superior MICH man corner office and gaze upon my framed diplomas, golf trophies, and pictures of my hot wife decorating the walls.
13 weeks 1 day ago	Don't need a book, pal	I have a mirror. Maybe you did not interpret my tone correctly, but basically I'm unsettled by your fixation on preteen breasts. And no, they are not a safety issue with proper equipment.
13 weeks 1 day ago	Not me	But my former roommate. Fled DPS by "going to the bathroom." She went in the restroom in West Quad, hopped out the fifth floor window, climbed over to another room's window, had them let her in, then escaped out their door out of view of DPS, and booked it to a friend's room in Newberry. No phone, no shoes, just an open window and the rest of us trying to prove to the officers that we weren't in on it.
13 weeks 1 day ago	Thank you	For making this thread less of an unenlightened cesspool, and it sounds like you are a great parent to your kids. My parents raised 3 girls with that mentality, and it's served us well: I'm a Michigan engineering grad (and former youth league lineman) working in the aerospace industry, middle sister (former varsity wrestler) is about to graduate with a degree in marine biology, and the youngest is a multi-sport varsity athlete aiming for UCLA's athletic training program. The only downside is dealing with the outside world and its fair share of people stuck in the pre-women's suffrage era.
13 weeks 1 day ago	This to be trolling	I can't even. Yes, human breasts are a safety issue when small-minded idiots get so obsessed over them that they get too distracted to pay attention to their surroundings, causing them to walk right into something. Preferably something at crotch height, for cheap laughs.
13 weeks 1 day ago	Seriously?	We're taking about fifth grade here, not the (former) Lingerie Football League. Pretty sure many linemen have larger 'boobs' than an 11-year-old. I feel gross just explaining that to you.
14 weeks 5 days ago	Or hockey	BU and Yale have been recruiting them hard.
14 weeks 6 days ago	Just got my ugly CA plates	but I dressed them up with alumni frames for both the Explorer and the FZ6, and in a few weeks they'll be framing these bad boys:   I park them side-by-side, so it'll brighten up my morning a bit.
14 weeks 6 days ago	Does the laptop have an HDMI	Does the laptop have an HDMI port? If so, you can just use an HDMI cable (on monoprice.com for cheap if you want an extra) and that'd be the easiest way.
15 weeks 10 hours ago	!!!	#LetsGoBoo
15 weeks 2 days ago	"Stop being such a prude, JG,	"Stop being such a prude, JG, you can't even see her feet in those pictures!" -Mrs. Rex Ryan
15 weeks 5 days ago	You mean like this one?	http://mgoblog.com/content/aint-getting-bus-tonight Interestingly enough, there was plenty of civilized discussion of Red's retirement in the comments. Nice try on the "Brian Cook lackeys" theory though, but he's also publicly gotten into it with the student section before.
15 weeks 6 days ago	Thanks MH20	Literally everyone involved in that thread besides TGOY explained it wasn't the opinion being downvoted, he refused to seriously respond to any discussion of the matter, then continued to complain about his opinion being trampled because he 'dared' say something unpopular. As if we all haven't seen firsthand some rather unpopular opinions of coaches turn out to hold water. Actually, he probably didn't, considering his join date. I let the WCC comment get under my skin, like too many other petty things around here lately. Sorry for the trouble, Justin, but I'm thinking I should just pull a chitownblue, without the 2.
15 weeks 6 days ago	I thought you'd say that	So, go fuck your assumptions. Just because I own a motorcycle does not mean I do not have a Michigan aerospace engineering degree. I also own a car, and I'm rather gainfully employed in LA right after graduating at age 21. Still missing Ann Arbor and my buddies at Yost. I won, bonsoir. [picture deleted. JGB]
15 weeks 6 days ago	LOL	So did I, and my parents even visited too. Is this going to turn into a parental love/scholarly pursuits dick-measuring contest, or are you going to continue naming more coaches Michigan is not going to buy after Dave Brandon doesn't fire Red?
15 weeks 6 days ago	...	Why do I get the feeling you heard the same from your parents round about age 15?
15 weeks 6 days ago	SHITSHITSHIT	FUCK, GUYS, I CAN'T FIND THEM, I'VE CHECKED EVERYWHERE, SOMEONE RADIO FOR HELP!!!
15 weeks 6 days ago	He's already said this contract's likely the last	“I mean let’s face it, I’ll be 76 when this contract is over. So I would say it’s the last contract,” Berenson said. “In theory, you would say this will be the last contract. I would be surprised if there would be another one after this.”
15 weeks 6 days ago	Huh	Weird, I didn't know the SEC had hockey. Maybe we should just fire the old curmudgeon, somehow drag in a better coach, somehow oversign some fresh meat to our totally uprooted program (we can even sweeten the deal and slip them more money than they'd get in the OHL!) and then make room by yanking scholies from all the useless upperclassmen who aren't winning!
15 weeks 6 days ago	Agree	You're not a troll for thinking "that a Michigan coach is underperforming."  You're a troll for being, to put it bluntly, an uninformed dick about it.

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