this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|12 weeks 5 days ago||It was a crap case||
That was one instance where I was consistently on Furman's side and feel like the legal system fucked up.
|13 weeks 3 hours ago||To those of you||
Who are all "meh, I see hotter chicks every day," you should probably stop being lazy dicks and taking that shit for granted. Spending two years in Buttfuck, Connecticut had me so deprived of attractive women my age that coming home to surbuban Detroit had my retinas nearly immolating from exposure. It could happen to you, too.
|13 weeks 1 day ago||Two categories||
"Character issues" only come up when it's shit that an NFL organization can't control. There are serious flaws that the teams can control (because they're practiced at them), and then there are flaws they can't (think Ryan Leaf). It's incredibly unfair and disgusting, but it's how it works.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Two Hearted||
The disturbing volume of asshole-ish posts in the past few threads have gotten me in the mood for a beer. Seriously, what's in the water today?
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Wow||
Today's threads have really brought out the MGoDouche club.
|16 weeks 4 days ago||Wow||
In this situation, doubling down is not the correct response. You have problems.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||The game?||
Fun to watch.
My reaction to the reaction thread? Assholes, Debbie Downers, and people who hallucinate out in force. But that's par for the course.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||Goalie isn't the problem||
Also, the Wings' MO is for the goaltender to flip a switch once playoffs start.
|17 weeks 5 days ago||whoa||
I pity your "students."
|18 weeks 5 hours ago||Well||
If the advice is to not bang your mom, then I'll gladly ignore it.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||Hey||
If that happens, I'll have plenty of time to bang your mom, too.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||I DIDN'T KNOW||
I moved to Los Angeles, which is recent Bell's distribution territory, last week. Beer run #2 will be sunny and Shakespearean.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||you've heard the term "lovechild?"||
This is a "hatechild."
|19 weeks 1 day ago||in other words||
legarrette blount. it does happen.
|19 weeks 4 days ago||Just one rebuttal||
What if monkeys come out my ass?
Seriously, there's no point in addressing something that dumb.
|22 weeks 2 days ago||Hwell||
I assume you're single now?
|22 weeks 3 days ago||Double post||
So might as well be productive.
Which running back does this board prefer...Washington or Matt Falcon?
|22 weeks 3 days ago||Costello looks like the real deal||
I've heard his name several times on this board, but that highlight vid is the first time I've seen him in action. They're highlights, of course, but what jumps out at me is how well he throws his receivers open.
|22 weeks 4 days ago||heh||
You can start showing appreciation by spelling his name correctly :P
|22 weeks 5 days ago||Scapegoating||
The team was horrible, so someone needs to be blamed. Despite the evidence, people are loathe to blame Hoke because he's a "nice guy," so they blame Gardner and Funchess instead because somehow they're not "nice guys."
That's my opinion, anyway. The amount of Gardner-hate last year got to me a bit.
|22 weeks 6 days ago||whut||
We lose LeVert and Bielfeldt at a maximum. I'd be utterly shocked if next year's team is only "slightly better" than this year's.
|23 weeks 13 hours ago||Let yo||
|23 weeks 1 day ago||Define "save"||
|23 weeks 2 days ago||You know what's funny?||
I'm sure there are plenty of MGoPosters who share your opinion, yet most of us manage to not be immature douchenozzles about it. How about that?
|23 weeks 4 days ago||To be honest||
VD would be cause to drink as well.
|23 weeks 4 days ago||Not tonight||
But I did drink last night...not because of VD, but because I landed a job in Los Angeles and I move next month!
|24 weeks 16 hours ago||heh||
Just a month or two ago we had people bitching about how Mary Sue Coleman was the worst thing to ever happen to Michigan and she utterly wrecked our rankings and prestige.
The silence is deafening.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Could be banal||
Part of me thinks it's penis envy, pure and simple. People who never got this kind of opportunity sometimes invent reasons to tear down people who do.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||lol||
What you're really saying is "bend over and take it, young man, because the NCAA money train is more important than your future."
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Dammit||
I hate this fucking work computer