a life and recalling the amazing convos one used to be able to have here about great music or books. Then I read your post. Apparently, it has never occurred to you that not only does sh*t come out of your own posterior but your keyboard and brain as well.
Been married 8 years and have yet to ever hear or smell anything from my wife's bathroom visits ever. I honestly think she is not human. Refuses to ever watch any show above PG 13 and will always prefer a 244323425th viewing of When Harry Met Sally or Sleepless in Seattle over anything. Is married to a slob who drops nightly AOE bombs on the house with my lactose intolerance and who shatters windows with the screams into the TV when an OSU QB shakes a Michigan sack or when college refs call phantom fouls against the good guys, and yet honestly still has no idea how football or basketball work.
She's some kind of weird faerie, sprite creature that always smells good and makes me feel magnitudes worse about my own slovenly self...
Doesn't watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette however.
Dude that's my wife to the "t".
I've ever seen on MGoBlog.
We think you are gross as well. Also it usually happens faster.
I agree that everyone should take a morning dump before they take their shower and clean their arse. I have co-workers who spend 30 minutes on the can and stink up the entire rest room. Then they sit there all day with swamp ass, stinking up the entire office.
This is obviously written by someone of German heritage, lol. You nailed it, true, yet there is something not quite right for me with all the poop stuff...
The on button is right there, next to the light switch.
Logged on just to up vote you.
Only been a member for a month and you're already posting stuff like this. Thumbs up brother. Welcome to MGoBlog.
Fairfield is playing Iona right now...
Glad somebody else is watching. It's kept my basketball appetite satiated for the evening.
Is Iona the blonde or the brunette?
Do I like the show? Obviously.
Would I ever choose it over basketball? No.
Thankfully, that's where On Demand programming comes in handy, the moments between sports.
I'm sick of Lauren Bs winning. Becca for sure.
Girlfriend lost interest when Crystal got kicked off so we haven't watched since so now I get to watch WWE.
Or rants about Jeff Gordon not being gay, right?
that I've never seen this gif before.
Protip: If you have a significant other, you are going to watch the Bachleor/Bachleorette at some point.
So, learn to deal with it.
When I realized that it was in fact just another tournament, with a Final Four and everything, I was able to embrace it. Especially when it was on this time of year.
Lauren B. = One seed.
my wife watched this kinda crap with the oldest daughter while I watched sports in the den
:)
That's because if you have a wife and oldest daughter you were already "locked in" when the Bachleor became a thing.
But when you are starting out . . .
You have to pick your targets. If you want to watch a bunch of NCAA early round games, you're going to do some Bachleor quality time.
Dude, you have this thing nailed!
be more selective about finding a mate. Simple as that.
I certainly wish I had the internal fortitude to follow this simple plan, but I apparently am in the longevity record leaders for thinking with the wrong head when it comes to women.
This constitutes the rational response and strategy.
However, if that stuff is in my face for two hours, I want to search the place for a bullet.
Please - it's like starting a thread and asking which Kardashian is hotter.
ok ok are you sure this is OT?
cause c'mon who isn't into this
Oh. I’m also told this is 3 hours long. Wtfffff!
Time to go to bed.
In the words of a certain atheltic director, I suggest you find another blog to follow.
