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Don't hurt yourself

Don't hurt yourself

Derailing the whole season?…

Derailing the whole season? I guess you missed the punishment precedent where a Baylor assistant coach (not a low level analyst, an assistant coach) got a slap on the wrist for being on the sidelines of a future opponent. The program, so far as we can tell, received zero punishment outside of that coach.

This is also the only real thing worth crying about in a vacuum, but of course you point to something completely inconsequential. "Teams" don't have a right to be upset, maybe one team does.

Has even one of the supposed…

Has even one of the supposed Stalions videos made it to the public? I certainly haven't been able to dig anything up. Seems like a difficult thing to keep locked up...unless they would definitively prove there's no competitive advantage at all.

You know, they make a cream…

You know, they make a cream for chapped body parts these days.

your poor joints

your poor joints

I recommend skiing instead of snowboarding tbh

"grumblings" as in "random…

"grumblings" as in "random shitposting on twixter about NIL luring starters away"

Pay no heed

Look over there!

Look over there!

You are an annoying person…

You are an annoying person posting unwanted garbage. Preach elsewhere.

Far too much noise is made…

Far too much noise is made about Colorado's previous season, which was an outlier. They were not a perennial 1-win team.

Expecting SQ to exercise a…

Expecting SQ to exercise a modicum of self-awareness is a bridge too far, and always was. 

This is not an excuse to…

This is not an excuse to throw trash around. I shouldn't be shocked to see this from you, as posting inflammatory trash for the sake of being contrarian is one of your schticks as well.

And how many of them were…

And how many of them were lured to Michigan with straight bag?

Great, a sketchy website…

Great, a sketchy website designed to make you homeless.

Good for fuckin you.

Good for fuckin you.

Haven't you embarrassed…

Haven't you embarrassed yourself over the past year?

Why be this way? As a person?

Why be this way? As a person?

Here I was thinking next…

Here I was thinking next year's Washington game would be a struggle.

Still might be, but looking less likely

Strange, seeing as it took…

Strange, seeing as it took an absolutely outstanding defensive play to break up the pass.

Impressive that you…

Impressive that you butchered his name but embedded a post that spells it properly.

Playing the CFP National…

Playing the CFP National Championship game in a sterile pro stadium is the kind of tone-deaf garbage you get when stuffed suits who only speak in Wall Street make decisions.

There's zero reason to hold the game at a soulless corporate shill tent with a capacity at least 20K less than the semi-final bowl stadiums.

rats, came to this post…

rats, came to this post hoping this was a link to this video, not a request

I rolled my eyes at the…

I rolled my eyes at the title, author, and start of this post, but I actually found it worthwhile to read.

lol ineligible players…

lol ineligible players. These losers come from another planet.

The entire south on social…

The entire south on social media was crowing about how this would be the least watched college postseason game in history.

Career/contract go the NFL's…

Career/contract go the NFL's way? Chargers and some others would pay half of what M's offering, so wtf

 

"You can't beat me on the…

"You couldn't beat me on the field, so now you're going to try to beat me off?"

- Carlton Lassiter, Psych

the "vacating wins" nonsense…

the "vacating wins" nonsense is truly wild. IIRC, NCAA has never vacated wins in the modern era without ineligible players involved or serious criminal behavior. Neither of which apply to Michigan.

"Usually we start on…

"Usually we start on Valentine's Day because we love football"

Legendary dad joke

We got away with a couple,…

We got away with a couple, but who doesn't? Bit of karma, bit of letting guys play. Pretty sure their DBs got away with some mugging that our guys got flagged for.

more like ass defense

more like ass defense

Going second reduces number…

Going second reduces number of decisions, which one could argue is a coach execution advantage.

I swear, some of you remind…

I swear, some of you remind me of worry-ball-fondling office peons struggling to craft every little word in your sad emails.

Fun fact: nobody else cares nearly as much, and if they do, they are not worth the time of day.

You're joking, right?

You're joking, right?

McBurrows was 100% on the…

McBurrows was 100% on the field for at least one play. Saw #18 on defense clearly.

The first body slam was…

The first body slam was actually worse, and I doubt they showed it on TV. Receiver down field flipped our DB well after the play.

Campbell held, Barnes doesn…

Campbell held, Barnes doesn't bother to reach his right arm out for an easy safety, and farts ensue

Depends on who's in charge…

Depends on who's in charge. Some management types are all about cover up and deny, with no clue or appreciation for consequences. 

Anthony Richardson just went…

Anthony Richardson just went silly high in the last draft, and one could argue that Milton has a better body of college work.

That's not why you were down…

That's not why you were down voted, and it's clear that even you know this. Act like an adult.

What are we using our…

What are we using our version of the 5 star cash for? More Admins?

Michigan's been extremely clear that it will direct NIL money to admitted and enrolled students, not recruits. The school and coaches want passionate team players, not mercenaries. Such is life.

feasts of speed


You're…

feasts of speed

You're thinking of Joey Chestnut

We absolutely do not want…

We absolutely do not want today's version of Domani Jackson on the field. The Clinkening must happen

You're completely unhinged…

You're completely unhinged and embarrassing yourself.

lol Howard absolutely did…

lol Howard absolutely did not go Woody Hayes on anybody. He aggressively reached for the collar of a chrome-dome asshat who charged his players when the ruckus was subsiding and managed to catch him on the side of the head.

Don't stop him now, he's on…

Don't stop him now, he's on a moralistic tear where he bemoans how nobody but him behaves themselves properly any more.

Cigars laced with shrooms or…

Cigars laced with shrooms or something?

"I'll keep receipts"

There…

"I'll keep receipts"

There's literally no downside to saying stupid shit like this. Nobody will give a shit if you're right or wrong.

Clink would probably need…

Clink would probably need all of spring and fall to un-trash Domani Jackson anyway.

Do you really believe that…

Do you really believe that the SEC is the top conference this year? Or are you saying that despite this, the powers that be would simply never shaft the SEC?

If it's the latter, I think the board is perfectly aware that the CFP and NCAA are d-bags who make poor, incorrect decisions and so it's not surprising that the SEC got a spot. If it's the former, you need a new brain, and this seems likely given your stream of other awful takes.

"No, you MUST buy 8000 kinds…

"No, you MUST buy 8000 kinds of insurance you don't need AND hear about boner pills and medicines for obscure diseases that you probably stand 0.0% chance of convincing your doctor you need, and if you do accomplish this, it's time to find a new doctor."