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11/11/2018 - 8:22am This is peak MSU. I look…

This is peak MSU. I look forward to discussing how bullshit his 6th year waiver is when it's granted in the summer of 2020.

11/10/2018 - 8:19pm I was watching without sound…

I was watching without sound at this point but Gary came up looking like he hurt his shoulder. God I hope not.

11/10/2018 - 6:33pm Funny how their two main…

Funny how their two main players are typos. Artur and Isaih.

11/10/2018 - 6:31pm Lmfao please dont bring that…

Lmfao please dont bring that redpill bullshit on here. Also "going MGTOW" is redundant.

11/10/2018 - 11:58am They're talking about a Bosa…

They're talking about a Bosa injury, oh wait. Never mind.

You're joking obviously, but you're getting dangerously close to openly wishing injury on a Michigan player, on a Michigan blog. Maybe fuck off about it?

11/05/2018 - 6:17am Especially funny that they…

Especially funny that they got the salute detail because the actual celebration McSorely was mimicking clearly requires the person to mime covering their eyes searching for the home run ball off in the distance, but McSorely did a weird salute thing as if he misunderstood the concept. Fuckin idiot. And they got it down perfectly.

10/28/2018 - 7:35pm If he said SINCE Bama that…

If he said SINCE Bama that doesnt mean he's comparing us TO Bama. It means nobody since then has been as good.

10/21/2018 - 11:33pm Yeah if Onwenu just sat on…

Yeah if Onwenu just sat on him that wouldve been worth 15 yards for sure.

10/20/2018 - 4:22pm So cheap shots are fine but…

So cheap shots are fine but calling one of them a poophead is an instant flag.

10/20/2018 - 3:24pm Idk what ANY of you are…

Idk what ANY of you are talking about. We dont know what Devin said. But we do know the refs let a LOT of chippy and dirty shit happen from State in the first half yet they call one on us. I don't care if Bush called someone's mother a trashwhore and recited her social security number, I guarantee it's happening on both sides and calling a penalty is 100% horse shit.

10/19/2018 - 11:53am Yeah but Dantonio's crafty…

Yeah but Dantonio's crafty and could be misdirecting... (3Dchess.meme)

10/17/2018 - 9:09pm You also hinted at another…

You also hinted at another reason... "holding up"?

10/17/2018 - 10:16am Honestly Shea's whole…

Honestly Shea's whole interview---minus the actually giving a response to an injury question---sounds like Jim speaking through him. I bet coach shed a proud tear. Gotta stay a 2nd season to absorb even more, Shea!

10/16/2018 - 1:59am Would be tough to do…

Would be tough to do logistically since they attend the home games in different seats (and outside the press box i.e. without computers and with the stadium's shoddy cell phone reception). Maybe doable for away games but still tough. I'd advise looking at Twitter to get your halftime adjustment fix.

10/15/2018 - 8:51pm Originally I thought it was…

Originally I thought it was because he gave the security guard/officer a lo-five in the endzone. But taking off the helmet is a dumb reason. 

10/13/2018 - 9:23pm What's "Holding"?

It's…

What's "Holding"?

It's where they want to call PI but they don't want to give us the Whole Ding.

10/13/2018 - 8:23pm Kirk analysis of Taylor…

Kirk analysis of Taylor failed to mention why he suddenly had a massive hole in the middle.

10/11/2018 - 1:17am But then it turns back into…

But then it turns back into a single-team and he gets held. Or could split the double and get held. I feel like that's bad logic and should maybe be changed. Although I also see the upside so maybe not.

10/06/2018 - 10:51am Inb4 Unstoppable Throw God…

Inb4 Unstoppable Throw God Kasim Hill shows up. 

09/30/2018 - 4:04am Well since were in the…

Well since were in the coaching thread...

09/30/2018 - 3:55am Well they definitely weren't…

Well they definitely weren't dive plays, that's for sure. But the general sentiment is correct. 

09/30/2018 - 3:46am They should have had an…

They should have had an excessive celebration penalty so it was all even.

09/30/2018 - 2:06am Tell that to Khaleek Hudson

Tell that to Khaleek Hudson

09/29/2018 - 4:12pm I think he's talking to Mr…

I think he's talking to Mr. Bush

09/27/2018 - 12:27am There are two types of…

There are two types of targeting. One is against a defenseless player and the other is leading with the crown of the helmet. This is a textbook example of the latter. (It's arguably also the former since he's being tackled by another player I think? Idk what defenseless means I guess)

09/22/2018 - 4:54pm There were at least 3 hits I…

There were at least 3 hits I thought were the same or worse than Hudson's targeting last week. Not that they were the crew last week, but yeah.

09/18/2018 - 12:12am It's a DPIII-II-IIII, when…

It's a DPIII-II-IIII, when you scored on the play

09/16/2018 - 1:09am 100,000 times yes.

100,000 times yes.

09/11/2018 - 9:00pm My only issue with this is…

My only issue with this is that people still don't get called even for being 3 yards downfield. But I absolutely agree otherwise. I also have no problem with describing it as communism (usually the millenials like me are told to lighten up Francis/Sally/snowflake so it feels like a role reversal...)

09/10/2018 - 2:34pm You can name one minor…

You can name one minor league baseball player: TIM TEBOW

09/08/2018 - 6:15pm Uh, a leap year is a day…

Uh, a leap year is a day LONGER i.e. 366 days, not shorter i.e. 364 days.

09/08/2018 - 6:12pm I prefer to use the phrase …

I prefer to use the phrase "on the OTHER other hand..."

09/08/2018 - 1:16pm I hope this is true but I…

I hope this is true but I just don't know

09/08/2018 - 1:11pm Didnt the guy last week…

Didnt the guy last week launch to catch it? Same thing?

09/06/2018 - 10:11pm This is a reference to Mario…

This is a reference to Mario and Rod from FSD/Tigers

09/06/2018 - 12:29pm Woof, Onwenu may have cost…

Woof, Onwenu may have cost us a TD on that first play. That looks like a really easy double but of course it's hard to tell what it was like in real time (and I am not a coach or player so I have no idea). Even if Collins' route was off, Shea could have hit him with just like a split second of time to throw.

On the second play: they would never call this but that's pretty bad pass interference on the defender isn't it? It almost causes an interception as their guy climbs Gentry's (is it Gentry?) back (after holding his arm in the route but NBD there) and also keeps him from jumping himself. In real time I thought Gentry had badly mistimed his jump but on replay he was clearly unable. Even though this was a jump-ball situation caused by the DE, it's not a tipped ball so it should still be DPI, in my view, but again they will never call that even if the refs were competent.

Third play: Shea could have saved a field goal/4th down attempt, or at least better position for a punt, by tossing the ball at Collins'/DPJ's(?) feet on the right or left side---while neither is open, you can safely throw the ball away short of either---or at LEAST try to run forward instead of getting O'Korn feet. Should we have an outlet on the right side so Shea can hit him or at least throw it away toward him? He's right handed so he couldn't hit Collins when the rush inevitably comes.

4th one: Jesus Christ we have 7 on 4 and can't even delay the rush for a fucking half second.

Last play: Patterson has Evans and needs to hit him before thinking scramble, and he needs to protect the ball if he is going to scramble.

I know I already commented that I love these, but can you go back and make the plays work out instead? Haha

09/06/2018 - 11:35am Loved these last year, glad…

Loved these last year, glad you're continuing them!

09/04/2018 - 2:23pm I thought this in the moment…

I thought this in the moment; instead of stopping and giving Hart an exasperated look or otherwise giving up, he immediately turns and lays down a great block. Shitty situation but good to see that effort (or at least that he took his frustration out in a productive way). Too bad he can't play LT.

09/01/2018 - 9:03pm Every drive it looks like we…

Every drive it looks like we're going to fuckin kill them with our defense, then suddenly jk they march* down the field 

*this was the moment we got a return TD and everything was Go Blue again

08/31/2018 - 11:08pm Three plays. You have 4th…

Three plays. You have 4th down.

08/31/2018 - 11:06pm I'm not so sure, Lewerke…

I'm not so sure, Lewerke looked pretty bad at times that game. Also his haircut is trash.

08/29/2018 - 8:55pm I don't even think that's…

I don't even think that's true either. My impression was that we wouldn't promise that he would stay at RB. IMO Harbaugh would never make a promise like that since he loves trying players at different positions, seems like. But I might be wrong and they explicitly wanted him to switch before he got here (doubt it).

08/13/2018 - 8:44am UM case? I think you mean…

UM case? I think you mean CUM case.

08/08/2018 - 12:45am A sixth year one.

A sixth year one.

05/28/2018 - 6:24pm I watched a bit and swear I saw a

I watched a bit and swear I saw a pass.

05/20/2018 - 5:34pm Tom Brady obviously

Tom Brady obviously

05/16/2018 - 9:02pm Is it a coincidence that the #1 team gets a home

Is it a coincidence that the #1 team gets a home game for the championship?

05/06/2018 - 1:16am Their team just seems tense all the time. They

Their team just seems tense all the time. They don't look like they even know each other very well let alone like each other. It's a stupid observation but it really stood out to me.

04/27/2018 - 8:06pm I read that wrong, don't mind

I read that wrong, don't mind me...

04/27/2018 - 8:05pm Why, think they'll trade the pick

Why, think they'll trade the pick away?