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09/18/2018 - 12:12am It's a DPIII-II-IIII, when…

It's a DPIII-II-IIII, when you scored on the play

09/16/2018 - 1:09am 100,000 times yes.

100,000 times yes.

09/11/2018 - 9:00pm My only issue with this is…

My only issue with this is that people still don't get called even for being 3 yards downfield. But I absolutely agree otherwise. I also have no problem with describing it as communism (usually the millenials like me are told to lighten up Francis/Sally/snowflake so it feels like a role reversal...)

09/10/2018 - 2:34pm You can name one minor…

You can name one minor league baseball player: TIM TEBOW

09/08/2018 - 6:15pm Uh, a leap year is a day…

Uh, a leap year is a day LONGER i.e. 366 days, not shorter i.e. 364 days.

09/08/2018 - 6:12pm I prefer to use the phrase …

I prefer to use the phrase "on the OTHER other hand..."

09/08/2018 - 1:16pm I hope this is true but I…

I hope this is true but I just don't know

09/08/2018 - 1:11pm Didnt the guy last week…

Didnt the guy last week launch to catch it? Same thing?

09/06/2018 - 10:11pm This is a reference to Mario…

This is a reference to Mario and Rod from FSD/Tigers

09/06/2018 - 12:29pm Woof, Onwenu may have cost…

Woof, Onwenu may have cost us a TD on that first play. That looks like a really easy double but of course it's hard to tell what it was like in real time (and I am not a coach or player so I have no idea). Even if Collins' route was off, Shea could have hit him with just like a split second of time to throw.

On the second play: they would never call this but that's pretty bad pass interference on the defender isn't it? It almost causes an interception as their guy climbs Gentry's (is it Gentry?) back (after holding his arm in the route but NBD there) and also keeps him from jumping himself. In real time I thought Gentry had badly mistimed his jump but on replay he was clearly unable. Even though this was a jump-ball situation caused by the DE, it's not a tipped ball so it should still be DPI, in my view, but again they will never call that even if the refs were competent.

Third play: Shea could have saved a field goal/4th down attempt, or at least better position for a punt, by tossing the ball at Collins'/DPJ's(?) feet on the right or left side---while neither is open, you can safely throw the ball away short of either---or at LEAST try to run forward instead of getting O'Korn feet. Should we have an outlet on the right side so Shea can hit him or at least throw it away toward him? He's right handed so he couldn't hit Collins when the rush inevitably comes.

4th one: Jesus Christ we have 7 on 4 and can't even delay the rush for a fucking half second.

Last play: Patterson has Evans and needs to hit him before thinking scramble, and he needs to protect the ball if he is going to scramble.

I know I already commented that I love these, but can you go back and make the plays work out instead? Haha

09/06/2018 - 11:35am Loved these last year, glad…

Loved these last year, glad you're continuing them!

09/04/2018 - 2:23pm I thought this in the moment…

I thought this in the moment; instead of stopping and giving Hart an exasperated look or otherwise giving up, he immediately turns and lays down a great block. Shitty situation but good to see that effort (or at least that he took his frustration out in a productive way). Too bad he can't play LT.

09/01/2018 - 9:03pm Every drive it looks like we…

Every drive it looks like we're going to fuckin kill them with our defense, then suddenly jk they march* down the field 

*this was the moment we got a return TD and everything was Go Blue again

08/31/2018 - 11:08pm Three plays. You have 4th…

Three plays. You have 4th down.

08/31/2018 - 11:06pm I'm not so sure, Lewerke…

I'm not so sure, Lewerke looked pretty bad at times that game. Also his haircut is trash.

08/29/2018 - 8:55pm I don't even think that's…

I don't even think that's true either. My impression was that we wouldn't promise that he would stay at RB. IMO Harbaugh would never make a promise like that since he loves trying players at different positions, seems like. But I might be wrong and they explicitly wanted him to switch before he got here (doubt it).

08/13/2018 - 8:44am UM case? I think you mean…

UM case? I think you mean CUM case.

08/08/2018 - 12:45am A sixth year one.

A sixth year one.

05/28/2018 - 6:24pm I watched a bit and swear I saw a

I watched a bit and swear I saw a pass.

05/20/2018 - 5:34pm Tom Brady obviously

Tom Brady obviously

05/16/2018 - 9:02pm Is it a coincidence that the #1 team gets a home

Is it a coincidence that the #1 team gets a home game for the championship?

05/06/2018 - 1:16am Their team just seems tense all the time. They

Their team just seems tense all the time. They don't look like they even know each other very well let alone like each other. It's a stupid observation but it really stood out to me.

04/27/2018 - 8:06pm I read that wrong, don't mind

I read that wrong, don't mind me...

04/27/2018 - 8:05pm Why, think they'll trade the pick

Why, think they'll trade the pick away?

04/26/2018 - 11:30am "Unable to compete due to suspension for racial

"Unable to compete due to suspension for racial slur"

04/26/2018 - 11:29am The players might make better decisions than him

The players might make better decisions than him re: discipline, frankly

04/26/2018 - 11:28am Agreed on your last point. Seems like anybody

Agreed on your last point. Seems like anybody still upset by the incident would feel pressured to accept him back on the team especially if other teammates want him back. They might feel like they'll be seen as unreasonable given the time that has passed. Most of all, they will be pressured to consider the impact he could have on their season. I have a question though: why the eff didn't Reschke just transfer?

04/22/2018 - 12:16am Are you saying you sided with

Are you saying you sided with Ramzy? You might wanna talk to a professional...

04/22/2018 - 12:14am Where are his legs

Where are his legs

04/22/2018 - 12:07am First off, not surprised

First off, not surprised Steele’s little bro is named Shack. What a dumb name. Second, why the hell is it a penalty to have three faceoff violations in a half? You already get the ball when there’s a violation so you get literally 0 advantage. When I used to face off I loved when my opponent jumped the gun every time because I didn’t have to do any work for the ball. I just got it for free. and in college you get a free fast break while they run off. So whose brilliant idea was it to fix that problem with an additional penalty?

04/19/2018 - 1:20am Except it somehow made Hill play amazingly this

Except it somehow made Hill play amazingly this season? And clearly he coached him to play better which is way more important? I mean were his comments even that bad? Why is this coming up now? State in his ear or something? Crowell is the definition of butthurt. Hey Crowell, nowhere in the country has there been as extreme an environment of sexual assault as State. And that's not hyperbole unlike your tweets!

04/18/2018 - 2:11pm Doesn't mean the poster

Doesn't mean the poster thinks that was a good idea. Personally I would say a poor decision like drinking and driving is different. Calling a teammate a racial slur involves some deeper issues that don't just change with a suspension. And I don't just mean the obvious racial issues---this was a TEAMMATE in one of the most team-centric sports. If you don't have enough respect for a teammate to at least not call him one of the worst slurs in the English language, you might not be great for the team.

Anyway I have no insight into the actual situation so I can't say whether this is incredibly stupid or just everyday-sparty stupid. But it's absolutely not the same as the run-of-the-mill stuff (not that drunk driving is, but whatever I'm hitting "Save" now).

04/17/2018 - 5:12pm Hey what a coincidence,

Hey what a coincidence, that's Kenny G fans' favorite album!

04/17/2018 - 3:20pm How in the eff is Missouri claiming Eminem? I'm

How in the eff is Missouri claiming Eminem? I'm sure this is covered below but uh, what?

04/12/2018 - 6:59pm That looks like a pretty

That looks like a pretty normal show. Would you say so?

04/10/2018 - 1:36pm Is Scotty Bowman available?

Is Scotty Bowman available?

04/10/2018 - 1:35pm <quote> If Patterson doesn't

"If Patterson doesn't get a waiver nobody can ever get a waiver."

Except dubious 6th years, unless they're our 6th years.

04/09/2018 - 2:42pm Shocked nobody has said Mars

Shocked nobody has said Mars bars. The real ones, that foreign shit, not the American version with the almond on top. The kind you gotta go to Canada or the UK for.

04/09/2018 - 12:37pm Haven't been following hockey

Haven't been following hockey crootn; will still join in the yearly "UGH" when the defective-defectors* are announced officially.

*the real kind, defecting from the one true best route.

04/08/2018 - 6:28pm Is Maryland in New

Is Maryland in New England?

04/08/2018 - 11:34am Crazy right? Basically their

Crazy right? Basically their best shot at a Big Ten title!

04/08/2018 - 12:56am Probably a joke about O$U

Probably a joke about O$U yeah

04/07/2018 - 5:39pm And he made a joke about the 300 movie...

And he made a joke about the 300 movie... Hmm

04/06/2018 - 8:58am Same with the beginning of the hockey game.

Same with the beginning of the hockey game.

04/06/2018 - 12:15am That was a cloooose

That was a cloooose chance

04/05/2018 - 11:54pm This is the "Notre Dame hockey" they should be

This is the "Notre Dame hockey" they should be going on about: going up 1 goal and then just clamming up.

04/05/2018 - 11:12pm They might as well commit penalties if our PP has

They might as well commit penalties if our PP has no juice (that's what she said)

04/05/2018 - 11:00pm Eh we aren't great on the PP either (that's what

Eh we aren't great on the PP either (that's what she said)

04/05/2018 - 10:50pm Ees only

Ees only game

04/05/2018 - 10:47pm We really could have used

We really could have used not-that