I know we aren’t supposed to touch on religion here...
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
but he still looks so YOUNG!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:14 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:29 PM ^
Oh the irony. Pot calling the kettle blah blah
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:37 PM ^
I am an anti-theist, atheist, all religions are B.S. conservative. Check mate.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:51 PM ^
My hunting blind in the U.P.
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:06 PM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:28 PM ^
if you can't see.
FYI==Domino's delivers....I hope someone will read you this....
Best Wishes!
February 23rd, 2018 at 2:39 AM ^
I actually know a vegan crossfitter, and those aren't easy to find!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
And the O.P. has what to do with you?
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
So good I said it twice.
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:25 PM ^
I am getting uncomfortable.
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:44 PM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:12 AM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 1:15 AM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:43 PM ^
Damn.. I'm a big fan of his crackers with a bit of heated marshmellow and chocolate on them.
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:56 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
What did the agnostic say to the dyslexic?
There is no Dog!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:59 PM ^
but I'm going to buy a Nyla-bone just in case".
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:17 AM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:11 PM ^
But it would be the dyslexic who says that... And agnostics say there isn't enough information to know... So it probably should be: What did the dyslexic say to the atheist?
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:41 AM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 4:08 AM ^
As long as dyslexic jokes are on the table:
I once worked as a DJ at the Dyslexic Association of America's annual dinner dance.
I made the mistake of playing "Y.M.C.A."
It was fucking mayhem.
February 23rd, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
I'm a proud member of D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia)
February 23rd, 2018 at 6:22 PM ^
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
February 23rd, 2018 at 6:47 PM ^
February 24th, 2018 at 4:26 AM ^
OK, but remember to give proper credit:
This joke is property of the National Dyslexic Association. All rights reversed.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:31 PM ^
This particular verbal construction is called "apophasis." It's when you say you're not going to do something and then you do -- or that you aren't a certain type of person and then demonstrate that you are. Two examples:
1. I don't mean to gossip, but does anyone here think Janet and Rick are getting just a little too chummy?
2. I'm not a racist, but I just really feel like crime went up in our neighborhood once the [non-white group] moved in.
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:07 PM ^
And I don't mean to interrupt, on the other hand, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that at the end of the day, for all intents and purposes, I just wanna say that there's just one thing and that's the gospel truth.
Now, what was the question?
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:16 AM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:13 PM ^
but I think you're on to something...
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
HARBAUGH CAN'T RECRUIT, COACH, OR DO OTHER STUFF
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
I have no faith that this will end well.
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:59 PM ^
I see what you did there!
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
If, as you say, a divine power may be getting involved in cases where there is guilt to wash away, MBB might just win out.
February 22nd, 2018 at 11:15 PM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
In true STAEE fashion, local residents are getting their cars stuck in water....after watching others get stuck trying to drive through the water first. It was quite delicious to see.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:07 PM ^
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February 22nd, 2018 at 8:36 PM ^
Once again, give me strength
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:51 AM ^
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
it's okay if the touching is religious.