|12/14/2018 - 5:50pm||You're right. Your proposed…||
You're right. Your proposed solution?
|12/14/2018 - 3:18pm||He asks Diagonal Blue who to…||
He asks Diagonal Blue who to recruit.
|12/14/2018 - 2:52pm||Heh. He said "people need to…||
Heh. He said "people need to start holding UM accountable."
How do you propose we do that?
|12/14/2018 - 1:23pm||guys. We haven't indented…||
guys. We haven't indented this enough. I can still read it. Need more fighting. I want the screen to be like
|12/14/2018 - 1:21pm||GO GET 'EM DIAGONAL BLUE!!!…||
GO GET 'EM DIAGONAL BLUE!!! It's clearly everyone else who is an idiot, and you are the Wise Man! WOOO!!!! MOOOOAR SUB_THREAD FIGHTS!!!!
|12/14/2018 - 1:17pm||+1. Insightful and most…||
+1. Insightful and most importantly, NOVEL!
Other items to be discussed.
1.) Stars don't matter/OH YES THEY DO!
2.) Someone commenting how we're "not trying hard enough" for good recruits. This person will be downvoted. Because he is an idiot.
3.) Rebuttals about how "Other Nefarious Bad Guys" pay people, and "We, Paragons of Virtue" do not.
4.) Someone, probably only 1 or 2 people, thanking Seth for the great work and beautiful charts.
5.) Someone in 10 years returning back to this to link to the dataset to download it in their analysis for their book "How Harbaugh turned this all around and killed the Great Satan/Saban". This person will also thank Seth for his charts, and will DM him to get permission to cite it.
|12/13/2018 - 10:27am||Then spend the buy week…||
Then spend the buy week prepping for recruits.
|12/12/2018 - 8:45pm||But I'm mad that a commit…||
But I'm mad that a commit flipped and I really want to take it out on someone. And Sam Webb said something a long time ago given imperfect information, which is generally useful. . .
Look. I'm just mad and I want to blame someone. Don't use logic with me ok. Lets make a truce. I'll say stupid shit to vent. And you ignore me. Ok?
|12/12/2018 - 8:39pm||Did you learn statistics at…||
Did you learn statistics at OSU?! The z-score te. . . .
Of fuck, I see what you did
*mutters "fucking clowns" while fading into the distance.
|12/12/2018 - 8:33pm||Duh!||
|12/12/2018 - 8:26pm||I wouldn't if we'd won.
I wouldn't if we'd won.
But we didn't, so moral high ground is a distant second.
|12/12/2018 - 8:23pm||Neither is having morals.
Neither is having morals.
Except in Ohio.
|12/12/2018 - 5:34pm||Facts are not as important…||
Facts are not as important as feels man. If some peeps FEEEEEL they're right, no number of facts on Earth can stop them!
|12/12/2018 - 5:29pm||Lol. Some people just want…||
Lol. Some people just want to be miserable.
"I want 5*". (5* does bad, while 3* Dillon is good). "I want 3*" (UM recruits 3* who does bad) "I want 5*".
Ok, we get it. You want the team to be good. We, apparently, don't. Insightful analysis bro.
|12/12/2018 - 5:17pm||respectfully disagree.||
|12/12/2018 - 2:33pm||Ok. Hook 'em.
Ok. Hook 'em.
|12/12/2018 - 11:28am||You uh. . . familiar with…||
You uh. . . familiar with sports?
Wins > Morals. If you win anything, you can do anything. Say for instance, you win an election. Why then, you could even shoot a person in Times Square. Or if you win the B1G, you can hire a domestic abuser for 10 years. Or you win a championship. You can steal crabs.
This is a problem with fans, first and foremost.
|12/12/2018 - 11:24am||Bro, do you even fan?
Bro, do you even fan?
Bo was on Our Side. Therefore he never ever did anything bad, ever.
Hayes is on Their Side. Therefore he is a demon.
Please don't let facts get in the way of this important development.
|12/09/2018 - 8:02am||What does that say about…||
What does that say about someone who got upvotes tho???
|12/07/2018 - 2:35pm||Did you mean "My statement,…||
Did you mean "My statement, which is fact based", or "My statement, which is in fact base?" I presume that went over your head though. Like the following will.
EVERY FUCKING DEFENSE DOES WORSE AGAINST GOOD OFFENSES!
Again, you're saying he's not great. Compared to what? To this golden ideal that does not exist in real life? Or compared to other coaches. His defense is in the top 3. This year. Last year. In BC. In UConn. In UMaryland.
Top 3 is great. When compared to real people, with real teams, he's in the top 3.
I will grant, when you compare him against unrealistic goals that are impossible, yes, he doesn't do them. You have a point there.
|12/07/2018 - 2:21pm||Lol. Because peeps like you…||
Lol. Because peeps like you didn't update it ;-)
(pretty sure it's a wiki. Meaning you can update it.)
|12/07/2018 - 11:36am||Whichever one you are…||
Whichever one you are nostalgic for.
"They didn't pay players back when I grew up" is Old People for
"I was a kid and unaware that they were paying players, taking steroid, and using hookers. Therefore they didn't do it."
|12/07/2018 - 11:23am||You're no EJG.||
You're no EJG.
|12/06/2018 - 3:37pm||Not at all.
Tho, I do live…
Not at all.
Tho, I do live in SoCal and cut the cord. So too hard to watch games.
|12/06/2018 - 3:13pm||Also, rusty hammers welcome.||
Also, rusty hammers welcome.
|12/06/2018 - 3:07pm||I got you bro.||
I got you bro.
|12/06/2018 - 2:55pm||No comment on Urban Meyer?…||
No comment on Urban Meyer? Or are you saving that for a "Pros and Cons of Urban Meyer" post, where you juxtapose his future pros vs. future cons?
|12/06/2018 - 1:06pm||*grabs rusty hammer*||
*starts looking for rusty hammer*
|12/05/2018 - 11:27pm||Went to middle school with…||
Went to middle school with Duron.
He was pretty normal then. Really quiet kid.
Didn't know he'd end up so weird.
|12/05/2018 - 6:11pm||I'm scarred by O'Korn rumors…||
I'm scarred by O'Korn rumors.
|12/05/2018 - 3:55pm||I think his point is …||
I think his point is "Michigan's share of the overall US population is declining."
So yes, while Michigan has like 500k more people than it did in 1970, the rest of the US is growing faster.
I don't think anyone would argue against this?
|12/05/2018 - 2:41pm||But what is he's your cousin?||
But what if he's your cousin?
|12/05/2018 - 11:52am||One might argue that the…||
One might argue that the system is the joke. ;-).
|12/04/2018 - 8:09pm||Smith actually said "Prison…||
Smith actually said "Prison complex place." But the "Prison" was silent, out of respect for Maurice Clarett.
|12/04/2018 - 7:42pm||Look, Michigan's coaches are…||
Edit: redacted due to understanding this was a bad joke. Will take my lumps.
|12/04/2018 - 7:36pm||The R's are on loan to…||
The R's are on loan to Drerirkrrrrr.
|12/04/2018 - 7:34pm||And this guy with the killer…||
And this guy with the killer mop? That's Miller Kopp."
|12/04/2018 - 6:37pm||"CEO" coaches
CBO coaches are Cede Blame to Others Coaches. Like Urban.
Hope this helps.
|12/04/2018 - 2:39pm||Do you. . .
Have you . . …
Do you. . .
Have you . . .
Fuck man, I'd ask if you have any self awareness, but I'm not even sure you know what that means.
|12/04/2018 - 2:28pm||Its both ;-)||
Its both ;-)
|12/04/2018 - 1:56pm||Yeah, OSU beats everyone. …||
Yeah, OSU beats everyone. On the field, off the field; they beat you up, beat you down, beat you on, beat you off. Man, woman, child. It's their way.
|12/03/2018 - 1:49pm||Uh, pretty sure that paying…||
Uh, pretty sure that paying subscribers would expect that things won't change. Because it's not really a subscription. It's a donation, for which you receive an extra shirt, assuaging of guilt, and nothing more.
If you honestly expect Brian to UFR OSU, I've got a bridge to sell you.
|12/03/2018 - 11:44am||I agree. I'm following John…||
I agree. I'm following John into a canyon in the Rockies where the world is a better place. You'll never hear from us again, and our taxes won't be used to support OSU.
|12/02/2018 - 11:09pm||Hahahah!
Saw that one…
Saw that one coming! EGJ is a dweeb! 😝
|11/29/2018 - 1:15am||Hopefully its in East…||
Hopefully its in East Lansing.
I heard cops don't care if basketball players beat anyone there.
|11/29/2018 - 1:13am||But how does maizen feel…||
But how does maizen feel about 2 stars?
|11/29/2018 - 1:11am||Brian has a post on this…||
Brian has a post on this. The teams that start well don't grow much. Mostly because. . . there's not much more to grow after you beat 2 top 10 teams.
But seriously, look at the post. There wasn't this "Feb leap" for the good teams.
|11/29/2018 - 1:02am||Condition your expectation…||
Condition your expectation sir!
I expect a great team, but that jump is for the average Belien team. His Great teams don't have that. The 2012 team, for example, started on fire and just didn't stop. I'd assume we'll see the same this year.
|11/28/2018 - 1:44am||Isn't "cocksucker" itself an…||
Isn't "cocksucker" itself an insult against a thing people are born with?
Do you not see the irony here?
|11/28/2018 - 1:39am||I'm intrigued in your…||
I'm intrigued in your thoughts on contractions.