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09/25/2018 - 2:56pm Don't take this wrong, but…

Don't take this wrong, but not caring about Michigan's record before he was born does not mean he'll start wwiii.

Lets just admit it: we care about the past because that's when we were good. 

09/25/2018 - 2:26pm Prove it.

Prove it.

09/24/2018 - 11:29pm Don't worry

It'll be fixed…

Don't worry

It'll be fixed next year.

09/24/2018 - 3:31pm To make a pass, one must…

To make a pass, one must possess the ball.

To possess a thrown ball, one must catch it.

To catch it, one must have one's foot hit the ground.

So. .. If he didn't "complete the catch", how could he throw it?

09/24/2018 - 12:18pm Because wins are more…

Because wins are more important than non-athlete lives.

Do you even watch our division? 

09/22/2018 - 11:22pm Because he tackles people…

Because he tackles people. Sonse targeting is totally random, as you increase your sample of tackles, so will you increase your amount of targetting.

I believe it follows a Poisson distribution.

09/22/2018 - 5:24pm Targetting

Targetting

09/22/2018 - 3:41pm This does not relate to…

This does not relate to coaching. 

Google Image searches of Holly Saunders in the state of Michigan have increased by 100,000,000% .

Also, good coaching.

09/20/2018 - 11:45am This always baffled me. If…

This always baffled me. If we say "th3 buck stops at the top" , where is the "top"? Is it the HC, since he hired him? What about the AD, who hired the HC? Continuing, why not the President, who hired the AD, BOT who (I presume) selects the president, and finally* the voters, who elect the BOT? Like. . . isn't it arbitrary where we decide the buck stops?

I'm not saying either is exculpable, but the logic was always funny to me.

*in MSUs case. 

09/20/2018 - 6:22am Your words. Every fan base…

Your words. Every fan base says them about their QB  Recruit.

 

Therefore, they are given .001 grains of salt.

09/20/2018 - 5:17am We celebrated Jeters…

We celebrated Jeters comments on Brian Kelly. 

09/19/2018 - 5:55pm Well, mathematically…

Well, mathematically speaking, trumps ethics = 0.

So [anything] > trumps ethics.

(Attempt at funnies. Mods please delete if too sensitive)

09/18/2018 - 8:22pm Think of projections as…

Think of projections as Gaussian Distributions in close proximity to each other. This will help you sleep better. And be more accurate.

 

Please don't read projections as point estimates. Read them as "this is the mean expectation. This prediction comes with Variance."

09/18/2018 - 1:17pm Astute.

So you're asking …

Astute.

So you're asking "why things changed from last year?"

And your answer is "because the only thing that changed [losing high-impact performer; losing 2 starters]. . . .changed"

Astute.

:-P

09/17/2018 - 3:36pm Pro: long, well-thought-out…

Pro: long, well-thought-out dissemination of your thoughts.

Con: another comment #Bitching ToBitch.

09/16/2018 - 2:46pm technically

technically

09/05/2018 - 4:54pm In toss up games, coin…

In toss up games, coin flipper gets 5 heads and 8 tails. 

 

09/05/2018 - 4:25pm If Robbie Hummel can get 8…

If Robbie Hummel can get 8 years, why can't Rahk?

09/03/2018 - 6:38am So you suggest he do that…

So you suggest he do that during an AWAY game?! This happened in OSU. He was hit witb a "you are opposing team; we are paid" penalty. And lo, there was much bereavement and bitching and moaning on Michigan Fan's part. "WHY won't he stop this madness?!" We cried.

And lo, he stopped the madness. And the team lost games. And the humans sought patterns, and found correlation. They told themselves it was causation, because -- [editor's note, we're not really sure *WHY*, we just think they are silly like that.] Well, because Reasons!!

And they were angry.

(Editors Note 2: we believe that had Michigan won, people would have delighted "wow, his new anti s really make the team better!")

09/03/2018 - 6:26am Lol, you ain't gonna…

Lol, you ain't gonna convince this man through logic.

"Jim Tressel was literally rigging raffles."

His response: "How can we not get instate recruits?! Ohio does it. But we won't use their re recruiting tactics, but will still reap the same rewards."

08/29/2018 - 6:40pm I don't think you understand…

I don't think you understand how probability works?

08/29/2018 - 6:37pm *whether

*whether

08/29/2018 - 6:35pm let me guess wolf

Your…

let me guess wolf

Your parents said the same thing to you.

And their parents to them

and their parents to them

[And Others]

08/29/2018 - 3:58pm I think you can say "He…

I think you can say "He should have been fired, he did a lot of bad things (office stuff, tardiness, etc)" and also say "but I don't personally know whether he's an abuser".  

08/29/2018 - 3:34pm so why is it bad that they…

so why is it bad that they took the HS coaches with them?  I mean, it's weird. .. but is it like WRONG? I don't get that at all man

08/28/2018 - 3:42pm But what about special teams?

But what about special teams?

08/24/2018 - 7:47pm I thought it was "circle of…

I thought it was "circle of jerk". 

Am I wrong?

08/23/2018 - 10:29pm A name does not fix a line…

A name does not fix a line in a year.

We can do regressions until Ed Feng climaxes. This will not disprove the point.

08/23/2018 - 10:27pm Dude.

Internet is not for…

Dude.

Internet is not for middle-of-the-road takes. Its all or nothing.

(Btw, I agree with you. Let the other peeps feel sad when Shea is not #UnstoppableThrowGod. Fuck yo' facts.)

08/23/2018 - 3:14pm Urban Meyer sees your #MeToo…

Urban Meyer sees your #MeToo and raises to #MeFirst

#CircleOfJerks

08/23/2018 - 1:12pm what was the mistake? 

what was the mistake? 

08/22/2018 - 7:35pm Wait. Are you saying that…

Wait. Are you saying that for samples of 1, variance = #DivBy0?!?!?!

Holy stats Batman!

08/22/2018 - 7:27pm It's not just about winning…

It's not just about winning though. Recruiting is about branding too. Compare Clemson to OUSE.

Look, at Clemson, you can win games against anyone. 'bama, OSU, etc.

But at OSU you can BEAT anyone. 

#Branding

08/22/2018 - 2:34pm Per Seth's DB, 

Any 4/5…

Per Seth's DB, 

Any 4/5 star who has starts in freshman year went on to NFL.

Funchess, Manningham, Avant, Bellamy, Walker, Terrell, Tao Streets, Tommer, Hayes.

Going back to 1990.

08/14/2018 - 2:02pm They are definitely students…

They are definitely students first.

30 hour weeks of practice, lifting, and film.
10 hours of credits in communication.

Student-Athletes.  one quarter student, .75 athlete.  But it says it in the title so it must be true.

07/26/2018 - 10:56am (21^3) × (5^2)

*assuming…

(21^3) × (5^2)

*assuming you know there are 3 consonents, 2 vowels, and you know the order is c-v-c-v-c. And that you're not including "y" as a consonent. Or "w" I guess. 

 

 

07/23/2018 - 5:51pm We can't complain until we…

We can't complain until we beat OSU!!!!

/AmIDoingThisRight?

07/23/2018 - 5:38pm   -->    THE MEANING OF …

  -->    THE MEANING OF "APPROXIMATELY"  -->

                                    __________          "WHOOOOOSH"

                                (    ( - )    ( - )     )         

    YOU -->             (            /_             )

                                (     \______/   )

                             ______/       \ _______

07/23/2018 - 5:11pm -1 for poor title. 

proper…

-1 for poor title. 

proper title: "Some News on Newsome"

 

07/20/2018 - 1:06pm Bye Felicia

Bye Felicia

07/19/2018 - 12:58pm You don't get it.

Soccer…

You don't get it.

Soccer and basketball are contact sports.

Football is a collision sport.

 

Now, regarding scoring.
There are tons of ways to "score" that around counted as points.  For instance, in US football, a third down conversion is huge.  Or a turnover.  Those aren't points, but they make the game interesting.  But if you don't understand their impact, they're boring.  Same with soccer -- the only people who consider it boring are the people blind to the intricacies.

But this isn't gonna convince you.  I suspect you just want MOAR HITTING, MOAR SKOARING!

07/18/2018 - 8:51pm Number of fucks given: 0

Number of fucks given: 0

/BoomRoasted!

07/18/2018 - 7:02pm just sent the email Seth. …

just sent the email Seth.  Thank you for your work, and I hope you enjoy my attempts at groveling. 

07/18/2018 - 6:24pm [Izzo walks into recruit's…

[Izzo walks into recruit's room]

"Belein will get you paid, but it’ll be later.  (I believe there’s a “daft” that they do.  I get a lotta guys in it, so some people call me Daft for short.  Which I am not.  Anyways.)  We’ll pay you right now, and we’ll pay for your family’s dinner.  You might have to pay it back later, but hey. . . $140 now, or $1 point 4 [quietly] million [back to loud] in the draft later?  Look. . . I don’t pay too much attention to numbers – heck, we don’t even require it anymore – but I know that 14 is a lot more than 1 point 4. 

And he's had a lot of kids drafted lately, but they come in with ranking a lot higher than ours.  100+ ratings!  And it still takes him 3 years to get Stauskas drafted.  Bring me a weird guy with one tenth of that ranking (top 32), and I'll get him drafted in 4 years.  Wouldn't you rather spend MORE time in college?

And they also fire people who enable!  I don't do numbers so good, but here in EL winning > ethics!

 

07/18/2018 - 3:43pm Give: 5 seconds of reading…

Give: 5 seconds of reading time.

Receive: millions to favorite school.

Reaction: complain that gift is not good enough (for him). States other people have giant egos.

. . . 

Verdict: sounds legit.

07/16/2018 - 11:47am Its how LeMarkian evolution…

Its how LeMarkian evolution works. 

But that theory was disproved like 100 years ago. #sadFace

07/12/2018 - 3:25pm But who do you have as the …

But who do you have as the #1 mayoral candidate in the state of MI?

See Magnus, this is why your site doesnt get as much traffic as MGo. Not enough political discourse.

;-)

07/12/2018 - 3:23pm Are you really leaving over…

Are you really leaving over a tongue-in-cheek comment? 

07/12/2018 - 3:22pm And all this time I thought…

And all this time I thought subtle meant "something not BLATENTLY APPARENT LIKE IT WERE IN ALL CAPS". 

But remember plebes, #NoPolitics.

07/12/2018 - 3:15pm Golden threads?! I want a…

Golden threads?! I want a golden shower!!!