|09/25/2018 - 2:56pm||Don't take this wrong, but…||
Don't take this wrong, but not caring about Michigan's record before he was born does not mean he'll start wwiii.
Lets just admit it: we care about the past because that's when we were good.
|09/25/2018 - 2:26pm||Prove it.||
|09/24/2018 - 11:29pm||Don't worry
It'll be fixed…
It'll be fixed next year.
|09/24/2018 - 3:31pm||To make a pass, one must…||
To make a pass, one must possess the ball.
To possess a thrown ball, one must catch it.
To catch it, one must have one's foot hit the ground.
So. .. If he didn't "complete the catch", how could he throw it?
|09/24/2018 - 12:18pm||Because wins are more…||
Because wins are more important than non-athlete lives.
Do you even watch our division?
|09/22/2018 - 11:22pm||Because he tackles people…||
Because he tackles people. Sonse targeting is totally random, as you increase your sample of tackles, so will you increase your amount of targetting.
I believe it follows a Poisson distribution.
|09/22/2018 - 5:24pm||Targetting||
|09/22/2018 - 3:41pm||This does not relate to…||
This does not relate to coaching.
Google Image searches of Holly Saunders in the state of Michigan have increased by 100,000,000% .
Also, good coaching.
|09/20/2018 - 11:45am||This always baffled me. If…||
This always baffled me. If we say "th3 buck stops at the top" , where is the "top"? Is it the HC, since he hired him? What about the AD, who hired the HC? Continuing, why not the President, who hired the AD, BOT who (I presume) selects the president, and finally* the voters, who elect the BOT? Like. . . isn't it arbitrary where we decide the buck stops?
I'm not saying either is exculpable, but the logic was always funny to me.
*in MSUs case.
|09/20/2018 - 6:22am||Your words. Every fan base…||
Your words. Every fan base says them about their QB Recruit.
Therefore, they are given .001 grains of salt.
|09/20/2018 - 5:17am||We celebrated Jeters…||
We celebrated Jeters comments on Brian Kelly.
|09/19/2018 - 5:55pm||Well, mathematically…||
Well, mathematically speaking, trumps ethics = 0.
So [anything] > trumps ethics.
(Attempt at funnies. Mods please delete if too sensitive)
|09/18/2018 - 8:22pm||Think of projections as…||
Think of projections as Gaussian Distributions in close proximity to each other. This will help you sleep better. And be more accurate.
Please don't read projections as point estimates. Read them as "this is the mean expectation. This prediction comes with Variance."
|09/18/2018 - 1:17pm||Astute.
So you're asking …
So you're asking "why things changed from last year?"
And your answer is "because the only thing that changed [losing high-impact performer; losing 2 starters]. . . .changed"
|09/17/2018 - 3:36pm||Pro: long, well-thought-out…||
Pro: long, well-thought-out dissemination of your thoughts.
Con: another comment #Bitching ToBitch.
|09/16/2018 - 2:46pm||technically||
|09/05/2018 - 4:54pm||In toss up games, coin…||
In toss up games, coin flipper gets 5 heads and 8 tails.
|09/05/2018 - 4:25pm||If Robbie Hummel can get 8…||
If Robbie Hummel can get 8 years, why can't Rahk?
|09/03/2018 - 6:38am||So you suggest he do that…||
So you suggest he do that during an AWAY game?! This happened in OSU. He was hit witb a "you are opposing team; we are paid" penalty. And lo, there was much bereavement and bitching and moaning on Michigan Fan's part. "WHY won't he stop this madness?!" We cried.
And lo, he stopped the madness. And the team lost games. And the humans sought patterns, and found correlation. They told themselves it was causation, because -- [editor's note, we're not really sure *WHY*, we just think they are silly like that.] Well, because Reasons!!
And they were angry.
(Editors Note 2: we believe that had Michigan won, people would have delighted "wow, his new anti s really make the team better!")
|09/03/2018 - 6:26am||Lol, you ain't gonna…||
Lol, you ain't gonna convince this man through logic.
"Jim Tressel was literally rigging raffles."
His response: "How can we not get instate recruits?! Ohio does it. But we won't use their re recruiting tactics, but will still reap the same rewards."
|08/29/2018 - 6:40pm||I don't think you understand…||
I don't think you understand how probability works?
|08/29/2018 - 6:37pm||*whether||
|08/29/2018 - 6:35pm||let me guess wolf
let me guess wolf
Your parents said the same thing to you.
And their parents to them
and their parents to them
|08/29/2018 - 3:58pm||I think you can say "He…||
I think you can say "He should have been fired, he did a lot of bad things (office stuff, tardiness, etc)" and also say "but I don't personally know whether he's an abuser".
|08/29/2018 - 3:34pm||so why is it bad that they…||
so why is it bad that they took the HS coaches with them? I mean, it's weird. .. but is it like WRONG? I don't get that at all man
|08/28/2018 - 3:42pm||But what about special teams?||
But what about special teams?
|08/24/2018 - 7:47pm||I thought it was "circle of…||
I thought it was "circle of jerk".
Am I wrong?
|08/23/2018 - 10:29pm||A name does not fix a line…||
A name does not fix a line in a year.
We can do regressions until Ed Feng climaxes. This will not disprove the point.
|08/23/2018 - 10:27pm||Dude.
Internet is not for…
Internet is not for middle-of-the-road takes. Its all or nothing.
(Btw, I agree with you. Let the other peeps feel sad when Shea is not #UnstoppableThrowGod. Fuck yo' facts.)
|08/23/2018 - 3:14pm||Urban Meyer sees your #MeToo…||
Urban Meyer sees your #MeToo and raises to #MeFirst
|08/23/2018 - 1:12pm||what was the mistake?||
what was the mistake?
|08/22/2018 - 7:35pm||Wait. Are you saying that…||
Wait. Are you saying that for samples of 1, variance = #DivBy0?!?!?!
Holy stats Batman!
|08/22/2018 - 7:27pm||It's not just about winning…||
It's not just about winning though. Recruiting is about branding too. Compare Clemson to OUSE.
Look, at Clemson, you can win games against anyone. 'bama, OSU, etc.
But at OSU you can BEAT anyone.
|08/22/2018 - 2:34pm||Per Seth's DB,
Per Seth's DB,
Any 4/5 star who has starts in freshman year went on to NFL.
Funchess, Manningham, Avant, Bellamy, Walker, Terrell, Tao Streets, Tommer, Hayes.
Going back to 1990.
|08/14/2018 - 2:02pm||They are definitely students…||
They are definitely students first.
30 hour weeks of practice, lifting, and film.
Student-Athletes. one quarter student, .75 athlete. But it says it in the title so it must be true.
|07/26/2018 - 10:56am||(21^3) × (5^2)
(21^3) × (5^2)
*assuming you know there are 3 consonents, 2 vowels, and you know the order is c-v-c-v-c. And that you're not including "y" as a consonent. Or "w" I guess.
|07/23/2018 - 5:51pm||We can't complain until we…||
We can't complain until we beat OSU!!!!
|07/23/2018 - 5:38pm||--> THE MEANING OF …||
--> THE MEANING OF "APPROXIMATELY" -->
( ( - ) ( - ) )
YOU --> ( /_ )
( \______/ )
______/ \ _______
|07/23/2018 - 5:11pm||-1 for poor title.
-1 for poor title.
proper title: "Some News on Newsome"
|07/20/2018 - 1:06pm||Bye Felicia||
|07/19/2018 - 12:58pm||You don't get it.
You don't get it.
Soccer and basketball are contact sports.
Football is a collision sport.
Now, regarding scoring.
But this isn't gonna convince you. I suspect you just want MOAR HITTING, MOAR SKOARING!
|07/18/2018 - 8:51pm||Number of fucks given: 0
Number of fucks given: 0
|07/18/2018 - 7:02pm||just sent the email Seth. …||
just sent the email Seth. Thank you for your work, and I hope you enjoy my attempts at groveling.
|07/18/2018 - 6:24pm||[Izzo walks into recruit's…||
[Izzo walks into recruit's room]
"Belein will get you paid, but it’ll be later. (I believe there’s a “daft” that they do. I get a lotta guys in it, so some people call me Daft for short. Which I am not. Anyways.) We’ll pay you right now, and we’ll pay for your family’s dinner. You might have to pay it back later, but hey. . . $140 now, or $1 point 4 [quietly] million [back to loud] in the draft later? Look. . . I don’t pay too much attention to numbers – heck, we don’t even require it anymore – but I know that 14 is a lot more than 1 point 4.
And he's had a lot of kids drafted lately, but they come in with ranking a lot higher than ours. 100+ ratings! And it still takes him 3 years to get Stauskas drafted. Bring me a weird guy with one tenth of that ranking (top 32), and I'll get him drafted in 4 years. Wouldn't you rather spend MORE time in college?
And they also fire people who enable! I don't do numbers so good, but here in EL winning > ethics!
|07/18/2018 - 3:43pm||Give: 5 seconds of reading…||
Give: 5 seconds of reading time.
Receive: millions to favorite school.
Reaction: complain that gift is not good enough (for him). States other people have giant egos.
. . .
Verdict: sounds legit.
|07/16/2018 - 11:47am||Its how LeMarkian evolution…||
Its how LeMarkian evolution works.
But that theory was disproved like 100 years ago. #sadFace
|07/12/2018 - 3:25pm||But who do you have as the …||
But who do you have as the #1 mayoral candidate in the state of MI?
See Magnus, this is why your site doesnt get as much traffic as MGo. Not enough political discourse.
|07/12/2018 - 3:23pm||Are you really leaving over…||
Are you really leaving over a tongue-in-cheek comment?
|07/12/2018 - 3:22pm||And all this time I thought…||
And all this time I thought subtle meant "something not BLATENTLY APPARENT LIKE IT WERE IN ALL CAPS".
But remember plebes, #NoPolitics.
|07/12/2018 - 3:15pm||Golden threads?! I want a…||
Golden threads?! I want a golden shower!!!