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12/14/2018 - 5:50pm You're right. Your proposed…

You're right. Your proposed solution? 

12/14/2018 - 3:18pm He asks Diagonal Blue who to…

He asks Diagonal Blue who to recruit.

12/14/2018 - 2:52pm Heh. He said "people need to…

Heh. He said "people need to start holding UM accountable."

How do you propose we do that? 

12/14/2018 - 1:23pm guys.  We haven't indented…

guys.  We haven't indented this enough.  I can still read it.  Need more fighting.  I want the screen to be like





12/14/2018 - 1:21pm GO GET 'EM DIAGONAL BLUE!!!…

GO GET 'EM DIAGONAL BLUE!!! It's clearly everyone else who is an idiot, and you are the Wise Man!  WOOO!!!! MOOOOAR SUB_THREAD FIGHTS!!!!

12/14/2018 - 1:17pm +1.  Insightful and most…

+1.  Insightful and most importantly, NOVEL!

Other items to be discussed.

1.) Stars don't matter/OH YES THEY DO!
        - quickly creating a sub-thread fight with Maizen.

2.) Someone commenting how we're "not trying hard enough" for good recruits.  This person will be downvoted.  Because he is an idiot.

3.) Rebuttals about how "Other Nefarious Bad Guys" pay people, and "We, Paragons of Virtue" do not.

4.) Someone, probably only 1 or 2 people, thanking Seth for the great work and beautiful charts.

5.) Someone in 10 years returning back to this to link to the dataset to download it in their analysis for their book "How Harbaugh turned this all around and killed the Great Satan/Saban".  This person will also thank Seth for his charts, and will DM him to get permission to cite it.


12/13/2018 - 10:27am Then spend the buy week…

Then spend the buy week prepping for recruits.

12/12/2018 - 8:45pm But I'm mad that a commit…

But I'm mad that a commit flipped and I really want to take it out on someone. And Sam Webb said something a long time ago given imperfect information, which is generally useful. . . 

Look. I'm just mad and I want to blame someone. Don't use logic with me ok. Lets make a truce. I'll say stupid shit to vent. And you ignore me. Ok?

/Sam Haters.

12/12/2018 - 8:39pm Did you learn statistics at…

Did you learn statistics at OSU?! The z-score te. . . . 

Of fuck, I see what you did

*mutters "fucking clowns" while fading into the distance.

12/12/2018 - 8:33pm Duh!


12/12/2018 - 8:26pm I wouldn't if we'd won.


I wouldn't if we'd won.

But we didn't, so moral high ground is a distant second.

12/12/2018 - 8:23pm Neither is having morals.

Neither is having morals.

Except in Ohio.

12/12/2018 - 5:34pm Facts are not as important…

Facts are not as important as feels man. If some peeps FEEEEEL they're right, no number of facts on Earth can stop them!

12/12/2018 - 5:29pm Lol. Some people just want…

Lol. Some people just want to be miserable.

"I want 5*". (5* does bad, while 3* Dillon is good). "I want 3*" (UM recruits 3* who does bad) "I want 5*".

Ok, we get it. You want the team to be good. We, apparently, don't. Insightful analysis bro.

12/12/2018 - 5:17pm respectfully disagree.

respectfully disagree.

12/12/2018 - 2:33pm Ok. Hook 'em.


Ok. Hook 'em.


12/12/2018 - 11:28am You uh. . . familiar with…

You uh. . . familiar with sports?

Wins > Morals. If you win anything, you can do anything. Say for instance, you win an election. Why then, you could even shoot a person in Times Square. Or if you win the B1G, you can hire a domestic abuser for 10 years. Or you win a championship. You can steal crabs.

This is a problem with fans, first and foremost.

12/12/2018 - 11:24am Bro, do you even fan?


Bro, do you even fan?

Bo was on Our Side. Therefore he never ever did anything bad, ever.

Hayes is on Their Side. Therefore he is a demon. 

Please don't let facts get in the way of this important development.

12/09/2018 - 8:02am What does that say about…

What does that say about someone who got upvotes tho???

12/07/2018 - 2:35pm Did you mean "My statement,…

Did you mean "My statement, which is fact based", or "My statement, which is in fact base?"  I presume that went over your head though.  Like the following will.


Again, you're saying he's not great.  Compared to what?  To this golden ideal that does not exist in real life?  Or compared to other coaches.  His defense is in the top 3.  This year.  Last year.  In BC.  In UConn.  In UMaryland. 

Top 3 is great.  When compared to real people, with real teams, he's in the top 3.


I will grant, when you compare him against unrealistic goals that are impossible, yes, he doesn't do them.  You have a point there.

12/07/2018 - 2:21pm Lol.  Because peeps like you…

Lol.  Because peeps like you didn't update it ;-)

(pretty sure it's a wiki.  Meaning you can update it.)

12/07/2018 - 11:36am Whichever one you are…

Whichever one you are nostalgic for.

"They didn't pay players back when I grew up" is Old People for 

"I was a kid and unaware that they were paying players, taking steroid, and using hookers. Therefore they didn't do it."


12/07/2018 - 11:23am You're no EJG.

You're no EJG.

12/06/2018 - 3:37pm Not at all.

Tho, I do live…

Not at all.

Tho, I do live in SoCal and cut the cord. So too hard to watch games.

12/06/2018 - 3:13pm Also, rusty hammers welcome.

Also, rusty hammers welcome.

12/06/2018 - 3:07pm I got you bro.

I got you bro.

12/06/2018 - 2:55pm No comment on Urban Meyer?…

No comment on Urban Meyer? Or are you saving that for a "Pros and Cons of Urban Meyer" post, where you juxtapose his future pros vs. future cons? 

12/06/2018 - 1:06pm *grabs rusty hammer*

*starts looking for rusty hammer*

12/05/2018 - 11:27pm Went to middle school with…

Went to middle school with Duron.

He was pretty normal then. Really quiet kid.

Didn't know he'd end up so weird.

12/05/2018 - 6:11pm I'm scarred by O'Korn rumors…

I'm scarred by O'Korn rumors. 

12/05/2018 - 3:55pm I think his point is …

I think his point is "Michigan's share of the overall US population is declining."

So yes, while Michigan has like 500k more people than it did in 1970, the rest of the US is growing faster.

I don't think anyone would argue against this?

12/05/2018 - 2:41pm But what is he's your cousin?

But what if he's your cousin?

12/05/2018 - 11:52am One might argue that the…

One might argue that the system is the joke. ;-). 

12/04/2018 - 8:09pm Smith actually said "Prison…

Smith actually said "Prison complex place." But the "Prison" was silent, out of respect for Maurice Clarett.

12/04/2018 - 7:42pm Look, Michigan's coaches are…

Edit: redacted due to understanding this was a bad joke. Will take my lumps.

12/04/2018 - 7:36pm The R's are on loan to…

The R's are on loan to Drerirkrrrrr.

12/04/2018 - 7:34pm And this guy with the killer…

And this guy with the killer mop? That's Miller Kopp."

12/04/2018 - 6:37pm "CEO" coaches

"CEO" coaches

(to) Other


CBO coaches are Cede Blame to Others Coaches.  Like Urban.
CMO coaches are Cede Morals to Others coaches.  Like Dark Mantonio.
CWO coaches are Cede Wins to Others coaches.  Rutger employs them.


Hope this helps.

12/04/2018 - 2:39pm Do you. . . 

Have you . . …

Do you. . . 

Have you . . . 

Fuck man, I'd ask if you have any self awareness, but I'm not even sure you know what that means. 

12/04/2018 - 2:28pm Its both ;-)

Its both ;-)

12/04/2018 - 1:56pm Yeah, OSU beats everyone. …

Yeah, OSU beats everyone.  On the field, off the field; they beat you up, beat you down, beat you on, beat you off.  Man, woman, child.  It's their way.


12/03/2018 - 1:49pm Uh, pretty sure that paying…

Uh, pretty sure that paying subscribers would expect that things won't change.  Because it's not really a subscription.  It's a donation, for which you receive an extra shirt, assuaging of guilt, and nothing more.

If you honestly expect Brian to UFR OSU, I've got a bridge to sell you.

12/03/2018 - 11:44am I agree. I'm following John…

I agree. I'm following John into a canyon in the Rockies where the world is a better place. You'll never hear from us again, and our taxes won't be used to support OSU. 

12/02/2018 - 11:09pm Hahahah!

Saw that one…


Saw that one coming! EGJ is a dweeb! 😝

11/29/2018 - 1:15am Hopefully its in East…

Hopefully its in East Lansing. 

I heard cops don't care if basketball players beat anyone there.

11/29/2018 - 1:13am But how does maizen feel…

But how does maizen feel about 2 stars?

11/29/2018 - 1:11am Brian has a post on this…

Brian has a post on this. The teams that start well don't grow much. Mostly because. . . there's not much more to grow after you beat 2 top 10 teams.

But seriously, look at the post. There wasn't this "Feb leap" for the good teams. 

11/29/2018 - 1:02am Condition your expectation…

Condition your expectation sir!

I expect a great team, but that jump is for the average Belien team. His Great teams don't have that. The 2012 team, for example, started on fire and just didn't stop. I'd assume we'll see the same this year.

11/28/2018 - 1:44am Isn't "cocksucker" itself an…

Isn't "cocksucker" itself an insult against a thing people are born with? 

Do you not see the irony here?

11/28/2018 - 1:39am I'm intrigued in your…

I'm intrigued in your thoughts on contractions.