I know we aren’t supposed to touch on religion here...
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
But did you hear Billy Graham died ?
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
Somebody should start a thread
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
but he still looks so YOUNG!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:14 PM ^
Thanks a lot. You just triggered a legion of tolerant liberals.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:29 PM ^
Oh the irony. Pot calling the kettle blah blah
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:37 PM ^
I am an anti-theist, atheist, all religions are B.S. conservative. Check mate.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^
So which do you talk about at parties first? you a vegan crossfitter too?
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:51 PM ^
My hunting blind in the U.P.
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:06 PM ^
...for the holy period beginning at sunrise on the 15th November. -Fred Bear
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:28 PM ^
if you can't see.
FYI==Domino's delivers....I hope someone will read you this....
Best Wishes!
February 23rd, 2018 at 2:39 AM ^
I actually know a vegan crossfitter, and those aren't easy to find!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
Then my comment has nothing to do with you, clearly.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
And the O.P. has what to do with you?
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
So good I said it twice.
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:25 PM ^
I am getting uncomfortable.
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:44 PM ^
You’re Ayn Rand?
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:12 AM ^
He's John Galt.
"Who is John Galt?" you ask..
February 23rd, 2018 at 1:15 AM ^
As a communist, I was no fan of Graham's either, but you can worship however you want in the gulag.
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:43 PM ^
Damn.. I'm a big fan of his crackers with a bit of heated marshmellow and chocolate on them.
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
Nice use of “iniquity”
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:56 PM ^
I know I’m not supposed to do X and the proceed to do X, a puppy dies. Why do you hate puppies?
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
What did the agnostic say to the dyslexic?
There is no Dog!
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:59 PM ^
but I'm going to buy a Nyla-bone just in case".
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:17 AM ^
Pavlov’s wager?
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:11 PM ^
But it would be the dyslexic who says that... And agnostics say there isn't enough information to know... So it probably should be: What did the dyslexic say to the atheist?
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
... about the agnostic dyslexic who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog?
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:41 AM ^
you will never see on the RCMB...
February 23rd, 2018 at 4:08 AM ^
As long as dyslexic jokes are on the table:
I once worked as a DJ at the Dyslexic Association of America's annual dinner dance.
I made the mistake of playing "Y.M.C.A."
It was fucking mayhem.
February 23rd, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
I'm a proud member of D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia)
February 23rd, 2018 at 6:22 PM ^
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
February 23rd, 2018 at 6:47 PM ^
I'm using that one
February 24th, 2018 at 4:26 AM ^
OK, but remember to give proper credit:
This joke is property of the National Dyslexic Association. All rights reversed.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:31 PM ^
This particular verbal construction is called "apophasis." It's when you say you're not going to do something and then you do -- or that you aren't a certain type of person and then demonstrate that you are. Two examples:
1. I don't mean to gossip, but does anyone here think Janet and Rick are getting just a little too chummy?
2. I'm not a racist, but I just really feel like crime went up in our neighborhood once the [non-white group] moved in.
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:07 PM ^
And I don't mean to interrupt, on the other hand, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that at the end of the day, for all intents and purposes, I just wanna say that there's just one thing and that's the gospel truth.
Now, what was the question?
February 23rd, 2018 at 3:16 AM ^
"I'm not a racist but"
Observer: "you're gonna power thru it anyways. . . continue"
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:13 PM ^
but I think you're on to something...
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
HARBAUGH CAN'T RECRUIT, COACH, OR DO OTHER STUFF
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
I have no faith that this will end well.
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:59 PM ^
I see what you did there!
February 22nd, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
If, as you say, a divine power may be getting involved in cases where there is guilt to wash away, MBB might just win out.
February 22nd, 2018 at 11:15 PM ^
If punishments are handed down immediately, it could end up being U of M and Saint Mary’s for the Nat Champ in a field of 2.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
In true STAEE fashion, local residents are getting their cars stuck in water....after watching others get stuck trying to drive through the water first. It was quite delicious to see.
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:07 PM ^
Their vehicle would turn into a hovercraft??
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:15 PM ^
Ark. Do you Noah what I mean?
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:36 PM ^
Once again, give me strength
February 22nd, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Yeah, but in all fairness, if you saw a state student do something and fail, would that really make you think it wasn’t possible?
February 23rd, 2018 at 12:51 AM ^
...my roommate never learned which fork to use first
February 22nd, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
it's okay if the touching is religious.