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03/12/2019 - 11:47am Brady doesn't take less…

Brady doesn't take less money, he just structures his contracts so the Pat's take less of a cap hit. Brady isn't some saint. 

02/27/2019 - 12:07pm I'm dreaming of Poole…

I'm dreaming of Poole drilling an NBA 3, running over to her and smacking around her knee-length titties.

02/16/2019 - 9:43am Definitely the thread with…

Definitely the thread with the most racists of all time.

02/11/2019 - 12:37pm Stribling also had at least…

Stribling also had at least four PBUs too. dude had a monster game

 

02/03/2019 - 9:57pm Rappers today lack…

Rappers today lack individual style? You must know zero about rappers today. 

02/01/2019 - 1:52pm Your daddy can buy you…

Your daddy can buy you friends, but he can't help you fight. 

01/31/2019 - 11:56am Yep, seems totally fine and…

Yep, seems totally fine and normal to me. 60° temp change in 2 days. Just like always. 

01/26/2019 - 4:27pm I hope Karan gets a fat…

I hope Karan gets a fat contract and comes to AA and slap all these "hurr durr didnt play bowl game" idiots with a big stack of hundreds.

01/11/2019 - 2:21pm Anos 

Anos 

01/10/2019 - 3:57pm I disagree. Gattis could've…

I disagree. Gattis could've gone to a lot of places to be sole OC. Why would he move to a decidedly worse program to hold basically another Co-OC type position? I think this is a HUGE move for Harbaugh and an indication he is indeed willing to give up control of the offense. I just hope they massage Warriner enough to keep him around. 

01/10/2019 - 3:53pm Hell to the fuckin yeah

Hell to the fuckin yeah

01/09/2019 - 9:06am Chaney is not a good OC…

Chaney is not a good OC. Relies too much on talent and has awful red zone play calls....

Ok yeah, we're Georgia

01/06/2019 - 8:15pm Whoosh

Whoosh

01/06/2019 - 12:06pm The defense didn't break…

The defense didn't break until late when the offense was continually going three and out and turning tha ball over. The defense kept us in both games in the first half despite the offense being dogshit. Dont act like the points scored against OSU in garbage time meant anything. 

01/04/2019 - 10:55am We recruit at about the same…

We recruit at about the same level as Clemson or Oklahoma. They just have better schemes. 

01/02/2019 - 3:04pm 1. Not in Harbaugh's offense…

1. Not in Harbaugh's offense. 

2. No

3. No

01/01/2019 - 1:05pm Applewhite had kendall…

Applewhite had kendall Briles who was in full control of the offense this year. Briles is now at FSU

12/31/2018 - 9:22pm Lol are you fucking kidding?…

Lol are you fucking kidding? I was about to make a joke that we'd all be so happy we got rid of pep only for Harbaugh to hire Sark. 

We need to cut the NFL washed up bullshit and hire somebody that is looking to the future of offense. 

12/31/2018 - 12:05am Recency bias much? 3 games…

Recency bias much? 3 games in his tenure here have been blowouts.

12/29/2018 - 6:24pm It would. You'd stop calling…

It would. You'd stop calling people pussies. Hopefully you'd reconsider being such an asshole, but that might be too much to ask. 

12/29/2018 - 5:50pm Call them pussies to their…

Call them pussies to their faces. 

12/29/2018 - 5:48pm I think you're a dumb bitch.

I think you're a dumb bitch.

12/29/2018 - 5:13pm What deal? If they want to…

What deal? If they want to make it to the NFL, they literally HAVE to play college football. There is no other option except not play football. 

12/26/2018 - 11:53pm This is amazing. 8…

This is amazing. 8 interceptions! TCU has given up on quarterbacks! I'm drunk!

12/23/2018 - 1:56pm A player can be the most…

A player can be the most athletically gifted and still struggle with scheme and fundamentals.

12/23/2018 - 1:52pm So Houston is gonna hang…

So Houston is gonna hang around and take control of the stadium after army blows a trillion dollars and leaves?

12/21/2018 - 9:23pm If Harbaugh and this program…

If Harbaugh and this program want to go from being a perennial top 10 team to being a perennial playoff team, they need to get an elite offense. The days of "defense wins championships" are over. Look at us vs. Oklahoma: our offense is way, way better than their defense is and yet they're in the playoff because their offense is unstoppable. Look at the playoff teams. All of them run wide open passing spreads of different varieties. They go for homerun balls all the time, they attack every part of the field. Michigan has recruited the talent for that scheme, yet they choose to run into stacked boxes over and over again for "body blows" as if an elite team is going to get tired out by 2 yard runs on second and nine. If Harbaugh can't produce an elite, top 10 S&P+ offense next year, he needs to find himself a Joe moorehead and give up control of the offense. 

12/21/2018 - 9:03pm Smokin Gelato and drinkin…

Smokin Gelato and drinkin rolling rock, getting faded. 

12/20/2018 - 12:00pm Damn. That belongs in UM…

Damn. That belongs in UM Twitter hall of fame. 

12/17/2018 - 3:17pm By getting off the roster as…

By getting off the roster as quick as possible, do you mean, going to the NFL to make a potentially life-changing amount of money in a short window of time as quickly as possible?

This hurts but it's not like Gary, Bush et al. Weren't leaving regardless of the season's outcome. 

12/15/2018 - 7:34pm Pay the players.

Pay the players.

12/15/2018 - 1:52pm They're FCS not DII. But…

They're FCS not DII. But other than that, I agree with you.

12/15/2018 - 1:51pm They're actually a steadily…

They're actually a steadily improving program and the coach Seth Litrell was in talks to get the Kansas State job until he found out how much influence Snyder would still have.

12/14/2018 - 10:01am Brian's aversion to any…

Brian's aversion to any discussion of the Ohio state game continues to be embarassing. We get it. It sucks. We're not elite, but we're one step away. Analyze WHY we got our asses kicked so we as fans can understand the problems this team has and the improvements that need to be made. 

Also, why the fuck we paying pep 1.5 million an offense that's barely top 25 in S&P when we have such elite talent at the skill positions? If we had an AD that wasn't Harbaugh's lapdog and a complete pushover, he'd make Harbaugh give up control of the offense and hire a spread guy. We can't keep having a one dimensional, defensive team. Defense doesn't win championships any more, offense does. That's why Oklahoma is in the playoff and we're in the Peach Bowl. 

12/13/2018 - 11:53am I mean, a lot of people…

I mean, a lot of people wouldn't call Motley Crue or Guns and Roses metal either.

12/12/2018 - 1:44am Climate change will probably…

Climate change will probably cause complete social collapse within the next 25 years, so just give your kid like 100k to drugs and party before the inevitable end. 

12/12/2018 - 1:42am Landlords are straight up…

Landlords are straight up parasites.

12/10/2018 - 11:48am Why would anyone think the…

Why would anyone think the offense will be any different? The blog was saying all year "they're keeping parts of the playbook hidden for Ohio state". Guess what? We get to the Ohio state game to discover, that's the offense! We'll run Chris Evans into a stacked box twice and then have shea throw to McKeon at 8 yards deep on 3rd and 9. Gotta make sure the defense doesn't play too many snaps and is also under the greatest amount of pressure possible. 

This team will never be great until they fire Pep and realize that in this day and age of football you need an elite offense just as much as an elite defense. 

12/06/2018 - 9:49pm He wants to murder…

He wants to murder indigenous people to cut down the rainforest since he believes climate change is just a "marxist hoax". 

12/06/2018 - 8:40pm And che literally put his…

And che literally put his life on the line to fight racist imperialism in the Congo, so he wasn't a racist. 

12/06/2018 - 8:37pm What a fucking ignorant and…

What a fucking ignorant and racist thing to say. 

Edit: this comment was also meant for the parent comment above this one. 

12/04/2018 - 12:20pm Michigan has way more talent…

Michigan has way more talent than Texas tech ever did. How do you tink Kk would do with a five star qb and receiver along with Collins and Black?

12/04/2018 - 8:13am They only care that he's…

They only care that he's catholic. As long as he's "asked for forgiveness from the LORD" he'll be fine. 

12/03/2018 - 6:09pm The people who bitch about…

The people who bitch about this game being meaningless and they refuse to watch it are the same people who will bitch incessantly this offseason that "Harbaugh can't win big games" if we lose. 

12/03/2018 - 4:31pm Once he got an NFL tailback…

Once he got an NFL tailback and could run up numbers on G5 and FCS teams. 

12/02/2018 - 6:42pm So people like you will shut…

So people like you will shut the fuck up on here and Twitter. 

12/02/2018 - 3:54pm You're honestly excited…

You're honestly excited about a game with LSU? Are you erectile-dysfunction years old?

12/02/2018 - 3:39pm Teams can't play in the same…

Teams can't play in the same bowl as the year before with an at large bid. UCF was in the peach last year, hence the selection. 

12/02/2018 - 3:37pm This fanbase is the absolute…

This fanbase is the absolute worst. Boo hoo we played these guys recently. We want to watch a fucking boring ass game with LSU. Football games should be decided by whose offense is most outdated and inept! 10-2 and a NY6 bowl!? Unacceptable! Doesn't Harbaugh know I have eXpEcTaTiOnSSSSS? 

We get to beat up an SEC team in an important recruiting ground. We can get the young guys more practice and see chase and Bush and hopefully Gary one last time.

I'm just hoping the team doesn't fold after one loss like some of y'all.

12/02/2018 - 11:10am Georgia has been a…

Georgia has been a recruiting power for a decade plus under Richt. He just never won any big games with them. So really, Geodgia is more Michigan than MSU.