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01/16/2019 - 3:15pm There was never a much…

There was never a much support locally or within the University for the Engler hiring, and whatever he had eroded due to his lawyerly handling of the crisis. The statement was unforgivable - good ****ing riddance.

01/14/2019 - 7:13pm Did you hear about…

Did you hear about Generalissimo Francisco Franco? 

01/14/2019 - 4:33pm That guy wasn't even a very…

That guy wasn't even a very good rapper.

01/13/2019 - 2:29pm Angel Piss in Eastern…

Angel Piss in Eastern Washington...

01/13/2019 - 11:24am A sub-brand of Annheuser…

A sub-brand of Annheuser Busch InBev. When they were independent they used to have a number of good beers but now seem to operate as a hedge against the yellow beer industry’s uncertain future

01/08/2019 - 12:59am At least he gave us one of…

At least he gave us that giant macaroni

01/07/2019 - 4:52pm Short on details, but there…

Short on details, but there are reports his low salary requirements were a major factor. Evidently he was also offered a hefty consulting gig by some Columbus based landscaping and snow removal company.

01/06/2019 - 4:24pm They will always be the…

They will always be the Baltimore Colts to my grandfather

01/05/2019 - 1:42am Yes. My pops did stats for…

Yes. My pops did stats for Bo at Miami and we have never been able to reconcile his experience as a staff member with mine as a .student and fan. We should be happy that times and expectations have changed.

12/31/2018 - 7:11pm Redbox was founded by Gregg…

Redbox was founded by Gregg Kaplan, a Michigan graduate who was also COO of Coinstar. To be honest I think the guy knows his way around a Wal*Mart.

12/29/2018 - 10:53pm True, but a WADA style…

True, but a WADA style testing regime would still have a dramatic impact on what we see on the field

12/29/2018 - 7:04pm Larghissimo

Larghissimo

12/28/2018 - 7:05pm Can you recommend a place…

Can you recommend a place with Pepsi?

12/28/2018 - 7:03pm Does Lester Maddox still run…

Does Lester Maddox still run his cafeteria on Hemphill?

12/23/2018 - 1:16am By strict definition that…

By strict definition that would seem to be an illegal formation. Seems like an unnecessary and potentially costly penalty.

12/21/2018 - 12:32pm BTW, the expression is Shit…

BTW, the expression is Shit Bird.

12/11/2018 - 12:45pm I just want to note that…

I just want to note that this absurdly optimistic Detroit Lions post probably has nothing to do with the legalization of recreational marijuana in Michigan

12/05/2018 - 8:43pm Gets three million a year,…

Gets three million a year, spends 3 million a year on lawsuits and attorneys.

12/05/2018 - 7:08pm Based on his biography, his…

Based on his biography, his metrics for success are non-identical to mine and yours. 8 Time Pro-Bowler, adored by people who don't know better, makes more money that all of us combined saying nothing useful for Fox Sports - my guess is that he is satisfied with himself and hasn't given a second thought to anything in the OP.

12/05/2018 - 5:54pm So you are saying that …

So you are suggesting that despite enormous personality defects a guy ultimately succeeded in life and people continue to pay attention to him simply because he was good at football, but in actuality he doesn't have that much credibility?

12/01/2018 - 7:52pm On the contrary, I think we…

On the contrary, I think we just need to stick with it for another decade or two until no one remembers how to scheme against it.

 

11/22/2018 - 1:44am They’ve got a name for…

They’ve got a name for people like you, H.I.

11/20/2018 - 7:44pm I think it depends a lot on…

I think it depends a lot on what you drive. Probably best to select your vehicle from among the types that the locals use around drunken OSU fans.

 

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11/19/2018 - 4:56pm Sort of seems like a fair…

Sort of seems like a fair question

11/08/2018 - 8:15pm Beaty's salary is only $1.6M…

Beaty's salary is only $1.6M. No way Kansas pays $3M for any head football coach.

10/20/2018 - 1:23pm Satanic incantation…

Satanic incantation involving a bearded wooden idol and disrespect conducted on the roof of the equine tuberculosis laboratory

10/18/2018 - 10:18pm Liar. The bar at Zingermans…

Liar. The bar at Zingermans Roadhouse. 

10/18/2018 - 10:14pm Don’t beat yourself up. It’s…

Don’t beat yourself up. It’s not easy browsing the internet while peeing on a ford logo.

10/18/2018 - 3:40pm Harmless graffiti on a rival…

Harmless graffiti on a rival's idol is fair play. They just need to understand that parked cars aren't part of the deal.

10/17/2018 - 11:34am I love the idea of…

I love the idea of travelling all the way to Germany just to watch a Michigan game in a Notre Dame bar.

10/17/2018 - 11:03am Is a thumb a finger?

Is a thumb a finger?

10/17/2018 - 11:02am It’s an almost perfect…

It’s an almost perfect replica of the original one in Las Vegas next to the Hard Rock. Sturdy women in dirndls, drunken Asian businessmen, clumps of fraternity bros - they meticulously captured every detail.

10/16/2018 - 7:55pm I don't know what this means

I don't know what this means

10/16/2018 - 7:12pm I loathe proletarians

I loathe proletarians

10/15/2018 - 6:31pm Is a submarine a ship?

Is a submarine a ship?

10/02/2018 - 9:17am There are definitely…

There are definitely technologies that can more accurately and efficiently  track and locate the ball, and very likely referee most of the game. But there are also more accurate and efficient ways to convey a football 300’ than give it to a young man dressed in a hilarious suit of armor and have him run down the field.

09/26/2018 - 11:25pm A paywall isn't the worst…

A paywall isn't the worst thing. Imagine if it was twenty years ago you got all your news from the Penny Saver because you only read ad supported free content?

09/06/2018 - 8:16pm I agree - this is super…

I agree - this is super disappointing and I don't know what has happened to parenting. When I was a kid my parents would never have let me waste a Saturday with a computer of any kind and it isn't safe for kids to be unsupervised on the internet anyway. My pops would just thrust a loaded firearm in my hands and send me out the back door on the family three wheeler with the expectation I would come back before dinner. 

 

 

09/05/2018 - 2:25pm Wasn't this posted on Sunday?

Wasn't this posted on Sunday?

09/04/2018 - 6:55pm If we need a new header, why…

If we need a new header, why not use one that is already kicking around somewhere in Ann Arbor and never really got the chance it deserved?

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08/30/2018 - 12:08am No one coaches fundamentals…

No one coaches fundamentals anymore.

08/23/2018 - 8:49am I achieved similar gains in…

I achieved similar gains in just minutes using my proprietary combination of photoshop filters.

08/16/2018 - 4:55pm QNAP is even better

QNAP is even better

08/16/2018 - 4:55pm (No subject)

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08/09/2018 - 4:24pm Don't tell anyone, but the…

Don't tell anyone, but the real intent of this post was for profiling. Everyone decided that it was time to identify the moles.

08/08/2018 - 4:37pm I like "go south" as a…

I like "go south" as a euphemism for someone seeking remuneration.

08/08/2018 - 4:32pm Is the little stuff cash?

By any chance, is "the little stuff" cash? Just wondering.

08/08/2018 - 12:16am I was unable to see any…

I was unable to see any humor through the horrifying mirror of self recognition.

08/04/2018 - 3:08pm I'm pretty sure that it was…

I'm pretty sure that it was the consequences of the Ed Martin scandal are the reason we have the coaches that we do, and no scandals equivalent to what we've seen recently elsewhere in the B1G. 

08/04/2018 - 12:59am Bullshit

Bullshit