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11/08/2018 - 8:15pm Beaty's salary is only $1.6M…

Beaty's salary is only $1.6M. No way Kansas pays $3M for any head football coach.

10/20/2018 - 1:23pm Satanic incantation…

Satanic incantation involving a bearded wooden idol and disrespect conducted on the roof of the equine tuberculosis laboratory

10/18/2018 - 10:18pm Liar. The bar at Zingermans…

Liar. The bar at Zingermans Roadhouse. 

10/18/2018 - 10:14pm Don’t beat yourself up. It’s…

Don’t beat yourself up. It’s not easy browsing the internet while peeing on a ford logo.

10/18/2018 - 3:40pm Harmless graffiti on a rival…

Harmless graffiti on a rival's idol is fair play. They just need to understand that parked cars aren't part of the deal.

10/17/2018 - 11:34am I love the idea of…

I love the idea of travelling all the way to Germany just to watch a Michigan game in a Notre Dame bar.

10/17/2018 - 11:03am Is a thumb a finger?

Is a thumb a finger?

10/17/2018 - 11:02am It’s an almost perfect…

It’s an almost perfect replica of the original one in Las Vegas next to the Hard Rock. Sturdy women in dirndls, drunken Asian businessmen, clumps of fraternity bros - they meticulously captured every detail.

10/16/2018 - 7:55pm I don't know what this means

I don't know what this means

10/16/2018 - 7:12pm I loathe proletarians

I loathe proletarians

10/15/2018 - 6:31pm Is a submarine a ship?

Is a submarine a ship?

10/02/2018 - 9:17am There are definitely…

There are definitely technologies that can more accurately and efficiently  track and locate the ball, and very likely referee most of the game. But there are also more accurate and efficient ways to convey a football 300’ than give it to a young man dressed in a hilarious suit of armor and have him run down the field.

09/26/2018 - 11:25pm A paywall isn't the worst…

A paywall isn't the worst thing. Imagine if it was twenty years ago you got all your news from the Penny Saver because you only read ad supported free content?

09/06/2018 - 8:16pm I agree - this is super…

I agree - this is super disappointing and I don't know what has happened to parenting. When I was a kid my parents would never have let me waste a Saturday with a computer of any kind and it isn't safe for kids to be unsupervised on the internet anyway. My pops would just thrust a loaded firearm in my hands and send me out the back door on the family three wheeler with the expectation I would come back before dinner. 

 

 

09/05/2018 - 2:25pm Wasn't this posted on Sunday?

Wasn't this posted on Sunday?

09/04/2018 - 6:55pm If we need a new header, why…

If we need a new header, why not use one that is already kicking around somewhere in Ann Arbor and never really got the chance it deserved?

Halo UM ND fbc stadium LEW-thumb-590x370-118169.jpg

 

08/30/2018 - 12:08am No one coaches fundamentals…

No one coaches fundamentals anymore.

08/23/2018 - 8:49am I achieved similar gains in…

I achieved similar gains in just minutes using my proprietary combination of photoshop filters.

08/16/2018 - 4:55pm QNAP is even better

QNAP is even better

08/16/2018 - 4:55pm (No subject)

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08/09/2018 - 4:24pm Don't tell anyone, but the…

Don't tell anyone, but the real intent of this post was for profiling. Everyone decided that it was time to identify the moles.

08/08/2018 - 4:37pm I like "go south" as a…

I like "go south" as a euphemism for someone seeking remuneration.

08/08/2018 - 4:32pm Is the little stuff cash?

By any chance, is "the little stuff" cash? Just wondering.

08/08/2018 - 12:16am I was unable to see any…

I was unable to see any humor through the horrifying mirror of self recognition.

08/04/2018 - 3:08pm I'm pretty sure that it was…

I'm pretty sure that it was the consequences of the Ed Martin scandal are the reason we have the coaches that we do, and no scandals equivalent to what we've seen recently elsewhere in the B1G. 

08/04/2018 - 12:59am Bullshit

Bullshit

08/03/2018 - 11:17pm So just between us, I think…

So just between us, I think his contrarian views are intended to build audience.

08/03/2018 - 10:48pm Once you’ve made the…

Once you’ve made the decision that laws, regulations and ethical standards for your sports program aren’t absolute, the difference between any of those scandals is only which one hits you first.

08/03/2018 - 5:04pm Would also be a subtle…

Would also be a subtle companion to Maryland's unis. 

08/01/2018 - 7:35pm Chat Sports is already…

Chat Sports is already reporting Harbaugh to Columbus.

07/30/2018 - 2:28pm No, but apparently Patterson…

No, but apparently Patterson continues to ignore the MGoBoard FAQ.

07/27/2018 - 7:12pm Yeah, he admitted it to AAPD…

Yeah, he admitted it to AAPD during a taped interview, and it was transcribed in the police report. Unless you think the AAPD lied?

07/27/2018 - 10:10am ...which he admitted to…

...which he admitted to police.

 

Apart from that, a super great Michigan Man?

07/23/2018 - 8:18pm Obvious choice if you don't…

Obvious choice if you don't think you can hack the more rigorous academics at Michigan.

07/22/2018 - 1:37pm Perhaps coaching has…

Perhaps coaching has something to do with conference championships?

07/20/2018 - 7:44pm Only goes for the audiobooks

Only goes for the audiobooks

07/20/2018 - 7:42pm Truffles, pasta and bechamel…

Truffles, pasta and bechamel are all solid Michigan winter vegetables.

07/19/2018 - 8:13pm You might be happier…

You might be happier watching an immaculately clean sport like college football?

07/19/2018 - 8:11pm Interestingly, point 2 seems…

Interestingly, point 2 seems not to have worked quite as planned. Fewer members per team just makes it easier for Team Sky to fill their entire roster with domestiques that would otherwise be GC contenders.

07/12/2018 - 3:53pm Mexican food in South…

Mexican food in South America? Hmm.

07/12/2018 - 1:37am Neither the coffee, cocaine…

Neither the coffee, cocaine nor chicas are remarkable at Columbia, but the Avery Library is amazing. Perhaps you are thinking of some other place with a similar name?

07/10/2018 - 8:10pm No one will find your…

No one will find your hideaway book if you are in Saskatchewan. 

07/06/2018 - 1:15am Bunch of nobodies.

Bunch of nobodies.

07/06/2018 - 12:02am Do they not both come out of…

Do they not both come out of the same Cisco truck?

07/05/2018 - 1:10am Colin Cowherd’s entire show…

Colin Cowherd’s entire show tomorrow is going to be about how he doesn’t like fireworks and won’t be talking about them.

07/02/2018 - 1:30pm No question that…

No question that irrespective of their actions, just adding a Michigan alum to the Supreme Court will do much to improve the stature and recognition for our school. Remember how proud we were of Papa Doc Duvalier when he was appointed President for Life?

06/29/2018 - 5:33pm Glad he was able to get…

Glad he was able to get through the admissions process. I understand that this can be quite difficult for transfers.

06/26/2018 - 12:32am Papa Doc Duvalier and the…

Papa Doc Duvalier and the Unabomber are alumni and we named our architecture school after a convicted felon. Check yourself.

06/22/2018 - 11:04am Everyone hates playing in…

Everyone hates playing in Pullman. It’s brutal to travel to, the weather is weird (snow in September, sudden 50 mph winds), games are played late into the night, teams that stay overnight have to room 70 miles away in Spokane, and the students are notoriously drunk/rowdy.

This does not make Wazzu a great football team, but there’s no question that  they have a huge homefield advantage. 

06/21/2018 - 8:23pm Nothing wrong with All Day…

Nothing wrong with All Day IPA if you operate heavy machinery and want to drink at work.