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11/20/2018 - 1:27pm I just hope I get to see the…

I just hope I get to see the ad for Bent Penis treatment again Saturday as I watch the game with my two boys. It can be painful for both partners during intercourse you know. 

11/17/2018 - 3:23pm hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

11/16/2018 - 2:24pm Is Bailey considered a…

Is Bailey considered a mobile qb? 

11/15/2018 - 10:28pm What exactly is the…

What exactly is the definition of an "all purpose back"? I see some fairly loose definitions when I google it -- a running back who can stay on the field in all situations, good football i.q., not necessarily a burner but shifty, sometimes a bit undersized -- is that about right? 

 

11/13/2018 - 9:42pm Yes but is Jerry Jeudy the…

Yes but is Jerry Jeudy the best ever to play the wideout position? 

11/13/2018 - 4:11pm I think it would be cool to…

I think it would be cool to see Madonna as an honorary captain. No sarcasm.

11/08/2018 - 10:15am Here is my question: Does…

Here is my question: Does Michigan cover the spread? I bet on Rutgers to keep it under 39.5, which is what the line was when I played it. My reasoning was that Rutgers kept it close with Northwestern and Michigan will be trying not to show much. 

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think Rutgers will not be as much of a tomato can as we might expect. 

11/07/2018 - 6:58pm Are there any arguments…

Are there any arguments against rooting for Syracuse when they play at ND? That could turn out to be interesting. 

11/07/2018 - 4:38pm Yes! A whole new meaning to …

Yes! A whole new meaning to "this one is personal." 

11/07/2018 - 10:53am At what point in the future…

At what point in the future would you want to face Bama or Clemson or whatever iteration of such powerhouses exist out there? At what point do you say WE are a powerhouse and thus need to compete at the highest level? 

Alabama has studs across the board and elite playmakers at the skill positions, but so does Michigan. Of course it doesn't matter at some level what the fans think, but I would love to see Michigan take on Bama. My best guess is that the players would love this opportunity also. 

It makes no sense at all to hope for a non-playoff bowl game at this point. If Michigan does go to the Rose Bowl, it would mean we were either massively screwed over, or that we lost to OSU/whomever we play in the conference championship. That would look far worse to a recruit than a loss to Bama. 

And we would NOT get "housed" by them. 

11/06/2018 - 8:53pm Don't forget Giles Jackson!

Don't forget Giles Jackson!

11/06/2018 - 8:30am "Sack Time!" He tries to…

"Sack Time!" He tries to make "Sack Time!" his signature call, but it's effect is anything but inspiring. 

He made one call last game where he initially called the carry to Higdon, then switched to Evans, then went back to Higdon. 

11/05/2018 - 3:48pm Excellent post. You said it…

Excellent post. You said it all better than I ever could. 

11/05/2018 - 2:47pm I want to know how Rutgers…

I want to know how Rutgers gave Northwestern a scare. I didn't see the game, but it was certainly weird to check that score periodically and see the Scarlet Knights hanging around.

11/05/2018 - 2:44pm Alabama's version of the …

Alabama's version of the "revenge tour" is . . . Auburn. Auburn is not going to beat Alabama two years in a row. 

11/04/2018 - 9:10pm I like Jim Brandstatter, but…

I like Jim Brandstatter, but the call he makes every time Michigan gets a sack needs work. He says "It's SACK TIME!" 

11/03/2018 - 9:34pm Fuck you too you piece of…

Fuck you too you piece of shit. I don't care if you don't think like me unless you a dumbass bigot. Go to hell.

11/02/2018 - 4:36pm I have heard several people…

I have heard several people say this about betting against Michigan for the "emotional hedge." My problem is that I can't really afford to bet enough money for this to work. In order for me to feel ok about a Michigan loss I would have to bet at least $1000 I think, and it still wouldn't be adequate compensation for a loss. 

 

11/02/2018 - 4:27pm WRONG!

 

WRONG!

WRONG!

 

WRONG!

11/02/2018 - 2:14pm I see no dilemma here at all…

I see no dilemma here at all. Go to your cousin's game, period. You will feel bad about yourself if you watch the Michigan game, particularly when it's over. 

11/02/2018 - 2:00pm Speaking of interesting…

Speaking of interesting betting lines, I see Bovada has ND as a 10.5 favorite at Northwestern. 6:15 pm kick. I am tempted to put money on Northwestern. 

10/29/2018 - 3:49pm Man that's embarrassing. If…

Man that's embarrassing. If you're going to rant at least proofread before sending it out into the ether. 

He also contradicts himself. "Being an athlete at MSU is a great thing."  -- ok, he seems to have enjoyed his time as a student-athlete at Michigan State. 

 

"In the process we were treated like salves." -- hmm. I think he means "we were treated like slaves." Whether salve or slave, this doesn't seems like a "great thing" as he initially wrote. 

10/28/2018 - 2:30pm Don’t you think it will mean…

Don’t you think it will mean something with the playoff committee? 

10/28/2018 - 2:28pm UAB ranked ahead of…

UAB ranked ahead of Wisconsin Oregon and Auburn. Two years ago their football program was shelved. Look out for Bill Clark as a coach on the rise. They play Texas A M at seasons end. 

10/24/2018 - 8:05pm We need a wife day thread. 

We need a wife day thread. 

10/23/2018 - 7:57pm The last time I saw a post…

The last time I saw a post from UMBig11 he said he wasn't going to post anything meaningful on here anymore. It sounded like he was fed up with petty detractors. 

10/22/2018 - 8:54pm When you see these players’…

When you see these players’ moms tweeting for them it makes you realize how young they are. 

10/22/2018 - 12:52pm How is this a topic that…

How is this a topic that anyone can even speculate on? There is too much that we simply don't know. How can you even compare Bosa and Gary when you have no idea what Gary is dealing with? This is a discussion that can only go nowhere, since there is zero evidence on which to draw comparisons between the two situations. And why would anyone care what another poster on this site had to say about this topic since it would only be based on the airiest of hypotheticals? 

When I see thread titles like this I feel the same as I do when I'm really hungry and all that's in the pantry are rice cakes. 

 

10/21/2018 - 2:55pm I how far Bama would drop to…

I wonder how far Bama would drop to if they lost by, say, 10 at LSU. November 3 will feature some very exciting football games.

WVU at Texas

Georgia at Kentucky

Penn State at Michigan

Notre Dame at Northwestern

Alabama at LSU

I think Northwestern has a shot to take down Notre Dame at Ryan Field, although the crowd will likely be half Notre Dame fans.

Next Saturday's game between Wisconsin and Northwestern will be very interesting for the Big10 West, and it's an 11:00 kickoff at Ryan Field. There's just something that puts the visiting team to sleep about that little stadium in the morning. 

10/19/2018 - 3:09pm Low blow! I live in Alabama…

Low blow! I live in Alabama and I know for a fact that there is more incest in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

10/18/2018 - 4:21pm I was actually wondering…

I was actually wondering this morning how higher ups in the football program feel about their fellow employees moonlighting as “insiders” for various football pay sites. I’m other words if UM Big11 has legitimate access to the program wouldn’t they tell him to quit disclosing information to the public for money or status?

10/15/2018 - 7:27pm Can you post a link to it? 

Can you post a link to it? 

10/14/2018 - 1:57pm Notre Dame has to travel to…

Notre Dame has to travel to weird Ryan Field in early November. I'm not saying Northwestern will win, but I don't think it's impossible either. Strange things happen in Evanston. 

10/10/2018 - 12:12pm I apologize for my initial…

I apologize for my initial snarky comment. 

10/10/2018 - 11:48am I think it is a bad idea to …

No one knows where he will go! It's not what all of his fans think! Tune in, because he's going to SHOCK THE WORLD!

Thanks, OP, for posting this. I had forgotten that today was his commitment announcement. Unlike several of the others who have commented on this thread, I pay attention to recruiting even though I am a grown man with a family. 

 

10/07/2018 - 10:22pm These are so crisp! Did…

These are so crisp! Did anyone else thing Mason got his bell rung on his first touchdown? He got hit really hard in the head and needed some minor cut work on the sideline. 

10/07/2018 - 4:23pm Easy my friend. Some of us…

Easy my friend. Some of us have developmentally disabled kids/family members. 

10/07/2018 - 12:27am Every single one who has…

Every single one who has just taken two Percocets. 

10/06/2018 - 4:45pm Did anyone see how bad the…

Did anyone see how bad the Kemp injury was?

10/06/2018 - 3:26pm I’m getting that in Alabama…

I’m getting that in Alabama too. The espn app works. 

10/03/2018 - 6:15pm We pay people based on…

We pay people based on scarcity of talent/expertise etc not on the nobility of the cause. Do you know of an abused puppy you want rescued? I know a guy. 

10/01/2018 - 7:18pm Woofers. 

Woofers. 

10/01/2018 - 5:35pm So they lied??! Typical of…

So they lied??! Typical of the British. Smh. 

10/01/2018 - 5:33pm My preparation will be that…

My preparation will be that I subtly maneuver social obligations and visits from the in-laws to Friday night or Sunday. Maybe Saturday morning I devote myself to finally helping the wife hang the kids’ framed school artwork. That sort of thing. At least that is what I assume The Devotee to mean. 

10/01/2018 - 7:59am You are wrong about…

You are wrong about Northwestern. They are far better than their record. 

09/30/2018 - 11:11am You sound like a fucking…

You sound like a fucking idiot. 

09/29/2018 - 10:06pm Natural grass is a big…

Natural grass is a big equalizer. 

09/29/2018 - 10:05pm Sparty will lose to…

Sparty will lose to Northwestern. 

09/29/2018 - 10:53am Any chance Central Michigan…

Any chance Central Michigan pulls off the upset? Colorado is 4-0. 

09/28/2018 - 3:45pm Identifying with franchises…

Identifying with franchises distracts from the real enemy, which is capitalism in its latest incarnation. Institutionalized football is the opiate of the masses. (One opiate anyway)