What will you do if (when) we win saturday?

Submitted by FranklinHatchett on
Not sure I did this right (took me awhile to figure out), but after seeing very little interesting discussion today I thought I'd bring up the question of what will you do if (when) we win Saturday? That's all I can think about right now and i can't be the only one hating the clock. I was curious what others would do. I can't even predict what I will do cause I will be so crazy happy it's gonna be unpredictable.
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mgobaran

November 21st, 2017 at 2:38 PM ^

I will be super happy. My girlfriend will realize how something so trivial as sports can make me so happy and then she will realize that she has never made me that happy. She will fail to realize that I am already so happy because of her and that a Michigan win over Ohio State and her has never happened in my lifetime, so there is no way that level of happiness could be reached before. She will leave me and my life will be much worse without her. 

God, we better lose Saturday. 

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blueohio86

November 21st, 2017 at 2:52 PM ^

I'll surely be hammered by the time the game is over so I'll probably cry/laugh like an escaped mental patient...then scream something out my front door for any OSU fan within earshot to hear...but they won't hear me because they'll be too busy crying and calling in to local radio to ask for Urban's head on a platter (because they don't know how to lose and will conveniently forget about all of the wins and championships).

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lilpenny1316

November 21st, 2017 at 2:45 PM ^

I'll want to be excited, but then be bitter about the MSU loss and whole lot of wins that left me depressed afterwards.  Sorry to be a downer.  I would be really happy for the players though because they're the ones putting hundreds of hours into the team.

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Mr. Elbel

November 21st, 2017 at 2:50 PM ^

Last year my entire family packed up in silence and left for our respective trips home. This year if the result is different, we will likely do the same, but more jovially.

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Quail2theVict0r

November 21st, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^

I'm not getting my hopes up. I'm just going to patiently wait until the day comes where we finally beat this team again when we're not supposed to. And then I'm going to go on a social media blasting spree of epic proportions for at least a week. 

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Frieze Memorial

November 21st, 2017 at 2:54 PM ^

Ultimate waffle bar on Sunday. Everyone in the family can invite anyone and you can request any topping. Ultimate waffle bar exists in theory only as I came up with the idea in 2012. But I am ready to put it into practice!

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UofMCraZ

November 21st, 2017 at 2:56 PM ^

and then be pissed off that MSU will be going to the B1G championship rather than us. 

Then repeat over and over until Wiscy beats the shit out of Sharty on national TV.

Then I will be very happy again

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UofMCraZ

November 21st, 2017 at 3:21 PM ^

Completely forgot about the loss to NW!!!!

My revised answer is ... BE REALLY EXCITED FOR THE NEXT 364 DAYS!!!!!!! Occasionally reminding random OSU trollers that they will not be going to the BCS because of "the school up north"

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Rabbit21

November 21st, 2017 at 3:01 PM ^

Fly away in my rocket ship to the land of large breasted amazons who will serve me beer in Viking horns.

If I'm going to dream of impossible things may as well go big!

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