O Ye Of Little Faith!
You're a mealy-mouthed bunch of ant-covered tripe, the lot of ya's! Cheese-eating surrender monkeys all! Of course we're going to win on Saturday! Take your wimp fest and rot in hell.
Those of you who aren't predisposed to give up on your football team before the game begins come with me! There are cheeseburgers and beautiful damsels over the horizon! Some of us are going there! Bye Felicia!
October 16th, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
October 16th, 2017 at 1:53 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 2:00 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 1:52 PM ^
inb4delete
October 16th, 2017 at 2:04 PM ^
boo this man
October 16th, 2017 at 1:54 PM ^
gurgle
October 16th, 2017 at 1:57 PM ^
when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
I'm with you brother, "through adversity to the stars".
October 16th, 2017 at 1:55 PM ^
I prefer my tripe to be ant-covered
October 16th, 2017 at 1:56 PM ^
stick a lemon up my ass if we lost to Penn State.
So I sort of have to be optimistic.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:01 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 2:21 PM ^
I, for one, would take him as a man of his word, if it was needed. Yet it won't. go blue!
October 16th, 2017 at 2:46 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^
Pleasure, vicious tearing, whatever!
October 17th, 2017 at 4:42 AM ^
Any fruit that big should have to buy you dinner first.
Wait ... I just heard it ...
October 16th, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
you are going to have an interesting Saturday night.
October 16th, 2017 at 6:48 PM ^
You've actually been hoping that we lose, haven't you?
October 16th, 2017 at 1:58 PM ^
I like turtles.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:06 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 4:20 PM ^
What do you think this is, a Marland blog?
Get out of here!
October 16th, 2017 at 5:09 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 1:59 PM ^
This drivel pushes that excellent analysis one step closer to oblivion. And I'm sure that's lots and lots of "THESE ARE MY IMPORTANT THOUGHTS ABOUT THINGS" posts just about ready to be unleashed too now that Brian has posted his Indiana game review.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:06 PM ^
But no one pays attention to the diaries.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:00 PM ^
Can't wait for everyone to shit themselves in excitement when Peters starts against PSU. Jim is the master of the bait & switch surprise!
October 16th, 2017 at 2:13 PM ^
Jk, lol!
October 16th, 2017 at 2:06 PM ^
It's not that I have "little faith." I have virtually "no faith." Our defense is the best in the land. Honestly, our offense has to be bottom 5%. And as we saw on Saturday, that defense gets tired just like mortal men. They make keep us in it through 3 quarters, but unless has a "come to Jesus" moment in the next 5 days, I just cannot visualize a scenario in which we win.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
1 fifty yard FG, 1 pick six, and a punt return TD.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:06 PM ^
Friday night drinking thread starting early?
October 16th, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
I'm with you OP. These are the same naysayers that were saying two games into the Harbaugh tenure that "Rudddock will never be able to connect with Chesson in the deep passing game."
Let's give the team time to grow and see where this season takes us.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 2:13 PM ^
unpleasurable manner.
Monkeys never give up and we dislike cheese. (Except for a well aged Reggiano)
October 16th, 2017 at 2:15 PM ^
Brian's review, Game over. Didn't Brian say numerous times Franklin is a joke.
Come on man,
We BEAT PSU and everyone back on the bandwagon.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:16 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 2:16 PM ^
with you OP.. all the ones of little faith will be the teams loudest supporters should we win Saturday night..
October 16th, 2017 at 4:22 PM ^
It's tempering expectations to avoid total mental breakdown. It may be annoying for us, but it's absolutely necessary for them.
October 16th, 2017 at 2:17 PM ^
October 16th, 2017 at 2:20 PM ^
I would actually be very surprised if we lose to Penn State
October 16th, 2017 at 2:23 PM ^
Tiger or Nittany Lion?
October 16th, 2017 at 2:56 PM ^
OP mentions cheese-eating surrender monkeys and there are 30+ posts without "BON JOUR!"
October 16th, 2017 at 2:58 PM ^
here's another:
"You pigs, you. You rut like pigs, is all. You got the most in you, and you use the least. You hear me, you? Got a million in you and spend pennies. Got a genius in you and think crazies. Got a heart in you and feel empties. All a you. Every you...
October 16th, 2017 at 3:11 PM ^
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October 16th, 2017 at 3:53 PM ^
To hell with Penn State!
October 16th, 2017 at 4:32 PM ^
I can't convince myself that there's a chance that michigan won't win by a blowout.
October 16th, 2017 at 4:58 PM ^