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09/20/2018 - 2:00pm Someone should "Dong Punch"…

Someone should "Dong Punch" you for this comment. Hard.

(And if you happen to be a woman, you deserve the female equivalent, an "Upper Cunt"). 

09/20/2018 - 11:08am I have new respect for this…

I have new respect for this kid, lots of it. Losing your dad at any age is tough, but at 8 it must have been unbearable. I hope the kid has an amazing life... 

09/20/2018 - 10:54am I thought this was going to…

I thought this was going to be a, "What if Hitler's mom, Klara, had terminated her pregnancy, given that she had already lost 4 toddlers to illness?" kind of counterfactual thing. But I guess asking to be taken out right before the play means that the pick-6 really almost did not happen. 

09/19/2018 - 8:06pm Agreed. And "he can come see…

Agreed. And "he can come see me" = "I will kick that mother f*****s ass if he shows up in front of MY locker!" 

09/19/2018 - 5:44pm Isn't it odd when you…

Isn't it odd when you realize that Rocky IV is about 15 years older than the acronym "LOL"? 

09/19/2018 - 2:32pm Cornelius Kernel

Cornelius Kernel

09/19/2018 - 2:28pm He sent me some. Now I know…

He sent me some. Now I know why he drinks 

09/18/2018 - 4:31pm Michigan fans have an…

Michigan fans have an amazing ability to suck the joy out of watching this team. "Hey, look, we finally have a competent quarterback for the first time in a decade. Let's skip right past the joy of watching him and talk about what comes next!" 

Seriously, some of you people are like happiness vampires... 

09/18/2018 - 2:03pm That would be a lot of…

That would be a lot of melted cheese and crispy badgers

09/18/2018 - 1:21pm But, will Haskins keep…

But, will Haskins keep playing at this level now that Urban is back? He has tended to be way more conservative with his QBs than Day was. I wouldn't be shocked to see his numbers come back to Earth after Urban comes back and they play tougher competition... 

09/18/2018 - 10:48am You can rest assured that I…

You can rest assured that I will never eat you, as you have the DIABEETUS!!! 

09/18/2018 - 9:51am (No subject)

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09/18/2018 - 9:47am I just came to this thread…

I just came to this thread to say, "Because your monthly visitor is here?"

Glad you are here to beat me to the punch, Hatter... 

09/17/2018 - 6:53pm (No subject)

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09/17/2018 - 6:06pm I wish people would stop…

I wish people would stop thinking that every dispute MUST be addressed publicly. I know the guy is frustrated for his son, and maybe justifiably, but how about a call or email? Maybe wait more than 3 games, for that matter?

09/17/2018 - 3:43pm I am PRAYING you take a look…

I am PRAYING you take a look at my first reply above, DrMantis... 

09/17/2018 - 3:41pm The big smiley face after…

The big smiley face after what I wrote was my attempt to relay the fact that my post was to be taken as humorous, not literally... 

09/17/2018 - 3:37pm A 6-point movement in a line…

A 6-point movement in a line would be pretty odd, unless there were a bunch of new injuries... 

09/17/2018 - 3:35pm So we've only seen the…

So we've only seen the shitty 45% that doesn't work very well. Nice, nice... :-D 

09/17/2018 - 3:32pm I wouldn't touch this bet…

I wouldn't touch this bet with a 10 meter cattle prod... 

09/17/2018 - 9:49am When a person has to…

When a person has to apologize 3, 4 or 5 times for the same thing, he is doing a really shitty job of apologizing, or is more interested in his image than anything else. The guy has serious problems, and I see unexplained heart palpitations in his future. 

09/17/2018 - 9:32am Maybe the ref threatened to …

Maybe the ref threatened to “pound Bush” if he kept stealing his spot??

09/17/2018 - 8:46am He was probably afraid the…

He was probably afraid the ref knew karate. 

09/16/2018 - 12:38pm Thanks, dawg

Thanks, dawg

09/16/2018 - 11:47am Thread jack! Hey, does…

Thread jack! Hey, does anyone know what happened to Higdon yesterday? Was he banged up, or just getting a rest? 

09/16/2018 - 11:17am I am bummed after yesterday…

I am bummed after yesterday as we looked mediocre at best. But there’s a decent chance we get to OSU with only one loss. 

09/15/2018 - 10:03pm Foiled again by those pesky…

Foiled again by those pesky Muellers! 

09/15/2018 - 8:20pm If you actually are Marcus…

If you actually are Marcus Ray, which I don't believe to be the case, but if you ARE, you probably have CTE and need to get a check-up... 

09/15/2018 - 8:16pm Your title and the content…

Your title and the content you post thereafter are non-complementary. Learn more about complementarity... 

09/15/2018 - 7:32pm Was that Lloyd's first year,…

Was that Lloyd's first year, or Drinky McDrinksalot's last year? I think it was Lloyd's first, and it was, in fact, painful

09/15/2018 - 7:15pm Yes, SMU played better than…

Yes, SMU played better than perspective. Like, when they forced a terrible snap on the goal line when we were going in for an easy TD. Sneaky bastards

09/15/2018 - 7:13pm Let's go, TCU! (I hope my…

Let's go, TCU! (I hope my rooting for you is not misplaced, and you're nowhere near as rape-y as your Baylor brethren...)

09/15/2018 - 7:10pm We look like a team trying…

We look like a team trying not to lose in 1994. 

09/14/2018 - 11:34am Yeah, and while I don't…

Yeah, and while I don't doubt there are preferential shenanigans that go on in East Lansing, failing to immediately issue a noise violation and ignoring rape are pretty damned different. I could easily see cops say, "meh, we'll let this slide a little while" and then say, "um, this is rape, this is very different, it's time to act, football be damned." In other words, this proves nothing, in my mind. 

09/13/2018 - 8:15am I disagree. It's not that…

I disagree. It's not that you are a skeptic; it's that you're kind of a dick about it. 

09/13/2018 - 8:14am Oh, I always eat a lemon…

Oh, I always eat a lemon while naked doing the Buffalo Bill "tuck dance". 

09/13/2018 - 8:00am Here is my plan:

1. Find a…

Here is my plan:

1. Find a troll, an especially bad one;

2. Capture him or her IRL;

3. Take them to my basement, which is windowless and virtually soundproof (don't ask why(;

4. Torture and disembowel him or her with "great prejudice";

5. Videotape said disemboweling, and post on the board as a warning to the others. 

09/12/2018 - 8:15pm I think I've made my…

I think I've made my position on this matter crystal mother fucking clear... 

09/12/2018 - 6:06pm Seconded. Why are people so…

Seconded. Why are people so awful? Has it always been this way and we all just know now because of the Internets, or is this awfulness new??

09/11/2018 - 4:57pm Yes indeed, it's as if it…

Yes indeed, it's as if it dialectically materialized out of nowhere! 

 

09/11/2018 - 4:08pm Good jokes, everyone. You've…

Good jokes, everyone. You've pretty much covered all the different Engels one can cover with commie jokes! 

09/11/2018 - 3:20pm Yeah, I don't think I'm…

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to turn to RCMB for my news anymore. That was about the least intentional injury I've ever seen. Good lord are those people nucking futs... 

09/11/2018 - 12:01pm I saw on RCMB that they…

I saw on RCMB that they think the video looks like he was intentionally injured. Any truth to that? If so, that's a shitty thing to do, even to a Sparty... 

09/11/2018 - 10:54am We'll just agree to disagree…

We'll just agree to disagree on that, my friend. :-) 

09/11/2018 - 10:41am For my grandparents, that…

For my grandparents, that moment was Pearl Harbor. Always talked about it. For my dad, it was the day JFK was shot. Told me the story 50 times; he was in the library studying for a college exam, totally cut off from the world, and came outside to crowds of people standing around crying. For me, I heard about the Towers on the radio on my way to work. I stopped and listened for 20 minutes, all alone parked on the street. Then I found a restaurant at lunch and watched Tower 2 (IIRC) fall, live on TV. The whole bar just stopped and said, "Oh my God," collectively. People were balling. It was an awful day... 

09/11/2018 - 10:36am What did the Mexican guy…

What did the Mexican guy with two penises name his penises? Hose A and Hose B... 

09/11/2018 - 10:32am Huh, UCLA and Louisville are…

Huh, UCLA and Louisville are first and second. That's weird, given that neither are stellar programs in football, but have a reputation for shenanigans in basketball recruiting. How...odd... 

09/11/2018 - 10:10am Thank you. Exactly my…

Thank you. Exactly my thinking 

09/11/2018 - 9:55am Ok, thanks Sun Tzu, your…

Ok, thanks Sun Tzu, your opinion is valuable 

09/11/2018 - 9:46am Yes, this thread will take…

Yes! This thread will take all the heat off my "can't we just throw all game?" thread!! Thanks for being a jacktard, 303john...