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01/16/2019 - 2:36pm Interestingly, I think…

Interestingly, I think Campbell's makes a canned gravy? 

01/16/2019 - 2:25pm He took a pretty long time…

He took a pretty long time to make this decision. I thought he would have made it....Sooner...

Thanks folks, I'm here all week... 

01/16/2019 - 2:23pm This is very mildly…

This is very mildly interesting. 

01/16/2019 - 11:08am That's the ONE that did it,…

That's the ONE that did it, eh? How was that one more or less offensive than 50 other things he's said??? But I guess better late than never... 

01/16/2019 - 11:01am Oops, I should have checked…

Oops, I should have checked my MSU BoT meeting schedule before posting! 

For what it's worth, Dan Murphy (on Twitter) is saying the BoT has given Engler two options: Resign or be fired. 

01/15/2019 - 4:49pm My favorite part of the…

My favorite part of the whole affair was that Trump included "I PAID" for the fast food in a Tweet. Like we are all supposed to fall down in shock that a self-proclaimed billionaire was able to pay $2000 for 300 fast food burgers and fries. 

01/15/2019 - 1:36pm Somebody let me know when…

Somebody let me know when the "we recruited a bunch of good players" parade through Ann Arbor will take place, followed, of course, by the recruiting "we got to go to the White House to eat a bunch of shitty fast food we could have bought ourselves, big spender" award...  

01/15/2019 - 12:27pm This kid is my son's age. I…

This kid is my son's age. I think it's wrong to offer kids this young. Not because he's twelve, but because he's my fucking son's age and that makes me fucking old and that's not fucking OK... 

01/14/2019 - 10:27am Yes, we certainly wouldn’t…

Yes, we certainly wouldn’t want anyone trying to run a large, important organization via Twitter. That would be a nightmare 

01/13/2019 - 3:33pm If there is a grad transfer…

If there is a grad transfer named Fitch out there and we get him too, they had better stand next to each other on the field EVERY.SINGLE.GAME!!!

01/11/2019 - 7:18pm That Yahoo article is beyond…

That Yahoo article is beyond insane. I just read the whole thing. This Yoder guy is a sociopath 

01/11/2019 - 6:35pm I’ve honestly never heard of…

I’ve honestly never heard of the guy, but he sounds like an asshole. Was there anything that precipitated this? He pissed somebody off for something...

01/11/2019 - 12:09pm This guy missed his calling…

This guy missed his calling as the head of a Mafia crime family, who in his later years gets lazy and is executed with two shots from a .22 to the back of the head while walking to his limo from a restaurant... 

01/11/2019 - 11:47am Yes, he does. He just…

Yes, he does. He just remembers incorrectly. 

01/10/2019 - 6:57pm You missed it. This leaked…

You missed it. This leaked and the meltdown happened today 

01/08/2019 - 7:35pm Is it OK if I would prefer…

Is it OK if I would prefer to be Clemson - no top 10 valuation, but two NCs over the last three years? Cause I'd be OK with that... 

01/08/2019 - 7:32pm Hmmmmm, you know what other…

Hmmmmm, you know what other organization has an incredibly high valuation with between mediocre and terrible recent actual performance? So, yay, I guess? 

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01/08/2019 - 8:51am FUCK YEAH, WE'RE #7 IN…

FUCK YEAH, WE'RE #7 IN JANUARY!!!!

That ranking, plus $5, will get you a venti latte with skim...

01/08/2019 - 8:26am I think the biggest problem…

I think the biggest problem with Tua is the language barrier. Since he can't communicate with his receivers or his offensive line, they always seem a little out of sync. 

01/07/2019 - 6:25pm Good for Joey! Not just…

Good for Joey! Not just living off that Friends money anymore!!! 

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01/07/2019 - 6:23pm I thought he was like 20 or…

I thought he was like 20 or 21? But I don't really know. Regardless, I am almost positive he secretly believes Tom Brady is his dad. ;-) 

01/07/2019 - 4:53pm I hear back in 1997 when she…

I hear back in 1997 when she was a freshman, she used to help deflate Tom Brady's balls... 

01/07/2019 - 4:46pm No way! Wait, what on Earth…

No way! Wait, what on Earth would that mean? 

01/07/2019 - 4:45pm It's so fucking stupid, it's…

It's so fucking stupid, it's brilliant!!!

01/07/2019 - 4:09pm His mom used to be a tight…

His mom used to be a tight end. But after a few kids, she is a full back... 

01/07/2019 - 4:06pm I want Al Sharpton. Or…

I want Al Sharpton. Or George Washington Carver. 

01/07/2019 - 1:43pm He'l l probably kill their…

He'l l probably kill their whole staff with Polonium, right comrade??? 

01/07/2019 - 1:39pm What a Boren thing to do. 

What a Boren thing to do. 

01/07/2019 - 11:00am Hahahahaha, we are 15-0. Our…

Hahahahaha, we are 15-0. Our win steak dating back to last year is 15. You see, at the very end of last year there was this reasonably important game. We lost. 

01/07/2019 - 10:50am Either a lot of you didn’t…

Either a lot of you didn’t read the title, where the OP says “suffer through AGAIN,” or some of you have had some super weird shit happen to you in the past...

01/06/2019 - 11:03am Step 2 - ????

Step 3 - Get…

Step 2 - ????

Step 3 - Get beaten by OSU by 30 again.

01/05/2019 - 10:32pm Came here 2014. Told us all…

Came here 2014. Told us all bout Tyree. Was laughed at. Anger simmered for 5 years. Proven right. Returned. Vanished til 2022

01/03/2019 - 6:27pm Here is an alternative,…

Here is an alternative, slightly less clunky title that reads a little better: "Is Hudson The Last Player We Are Waiting On To Announce?"  

To answer your question...no idea... 

01/02/2019 - 2:40pm The D will be good, but…

The D will be good, but Dantonio is Reverse RichRod - all defense, no offense. 

01/02/2019 - 10:49am (No subject)

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01/01/2019 - 3:59pm Oh no, now it's slightly…

Oh no, now it's slightly less likely that the Lions will ever win anything!!! 

01/01/2019 - 2:07pm Wait, which kind of fake…

Wait, which kind of fake news?

Like, the real definition, "something being reported that is demonstrably false and intended to spread false information"?

Or the alternative definition, "this thing being reported is totally true, but it paints me in a bad light and comes from a source that doesn't exclusively fawn over me, so I shall call it 'fake news'"? 

01/01/2019 - 1:28pm (No subject)

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01/01/2019 - 1:24pm I've always assumed that…

I've always assumed that Iowa was the most roided-up team in the Big Ten, only slightly ahead of MSU. Not really sure where I got that idea, but I still think it's true. 

12/31/2018 - 5:56pm This post has completely…

This post has completely changed my outlook on life and the future. I now plan to end it all tonight instead of tomorrow... 

12/31/2018 - 4:57pm The Packers want to…

The Packers want to interview Pat Fucking Fitzgerald? I mean, OK, I guess? He just seems a little meat-head-y for the NFL, but what do I know?? 

12/31/2018 - 11:21am Why are we only Division II…

Why are we only Division II in chess? Can't we fill the Big House with chess fans? May I suggest free tickets with the purchase of a Coke??? 

12/30/2018 - 11:45pm I really couldn’t care less…

I really couldn’t care less what he ran at IU the last two years, dumbfuck

12/30/2018 - 10:57pm Hot chick’s drunk night deep…

Hot chick’s drunk night deep regret Plan B? Maybe....

12/30/2018 - 10:16pm You obviously know the "mom"…

You obviously know the "mom" stuff wasn't directed at your mother particularly, so stopping feigning offense. It wasn't intended and you should have taken it that way. 

I think you and some others above didn't quite understand my take. So, let's set some things straight:

-I want Harbaugh to be our coach for 20 more years, retiring with a couple NCs and several Big Ten titles and various accolades, etc. Love the guy to death

-BUT, his performance so far, by any reasonable facsimile of what we were hoping to get when he was hired, has been sub-par. We are 50-50 vs. MSU, and his two wins of four games come against they worst two teams in a decade under Dantonio. We are 0-4 against OSU. We are 0-1 against ND. That's 2-7 against main rivals. Not OK

-We are 1-3 in bowl games. Not nearly good enough, especially since none of those were CFP games

-We have zero titles of any kind. OK, so I guess this year we share a divisional title. If any honest fan can look me in the eyes and say, "YES, that shared divisional title is what I wanted!", they're lying

Now, take everything above and add in....highest paid coach in the country (or at worst, top 3). This performance is not worthy of top-three money. And continuously kicking the yard markers down the field - to 5 years, 7 years, 10 years, or whatever - is disingenuous. He needs to perform NOW 

 

12/30/2018 - 10:04pm Jim, Bo, Lloyd: 

How many…

Jim, Bo, Lloyd: 

How many Big Ten Titles?

Win % Against MSU? 

Win % Against ND?

Win % Against MSU?

Now shutthafuckup, you're being dumb in trying to defend someone. It's not even close. The truth? I love Harbaugh, have met the man a couple times, and would LOVE for him to succeed here. Period. Rooting and praying for it. But you're like a Fanboy who cannot imagine an existence where JIMMMMMMMM doesn't succeed. He's like your mom, and mommy is never wrong. Shhhhh, little boy... 

12/30/2018 - 9:44pm And so too dies off-tackle…

And so too dies off-tackle-run-left. Oh, wait, it might be still alive. Let me check.... 

12/30/2018 - 9:35pm Because we'll all be dead…

Because we'll all be dead soon and this is one of our favorite distractions? 

12/30/2018 - 9:34pm Hey "homie," I appreciate…

Hey "homie," I appreciate your overly aggressive responses, but you can put your money where you mouth is and, well, go f**k yourself. If you don't like my take, move along. 9 wins is not what anyone here expected with Harbaugh or is looking for. Not one single fan, especially not after 4 years. Not you, either, if you're being honest. 

12/30/2018 - 9:12pm You are thinking and talking…

You are thinking and talking EXACTLY like a failed CEO, in terms of business performance. You literally just defended very, very slightly above average performance from our coach with the "9+ wins territory" bullshit. No one is paying the most in the country for a coach for slightly above average performance. And if you are really resting on "but we still have ROI!!!," then we can hire Hoke or RichRod back; UM would probably "make money" for another 25 years or more with a .500 win percentage from a coach. We want excellence, championships, exceptional performance, not "we're about average and still making money, fellas!!!?" That's dumb