Senior Day Haiku
A silly MGoBlog tradition.
Note: a number of seniors with eligibility remaining are omitted; I included the Coner because he's probably not going to get a fifth year and he must have a haiku.
Brandon Graham
Sisyphus in pads
thunders through endless legions
third and long again
Stevie Brown
aw, hell, you're all right
sorry about that dong joke
after the Horror
Greg Mathews
Worst luck at QB
in Michigan history
I guess that's life, man
Mark Ortmann
The faint annoyance
was the right way to handle
Freep jihad PC
David Moosman
too bad you never
played next to Rocko:
"Moos and squirrel"
Kevin Grady
We will always have
That Indiana game in
Two thousand and four
Brandon Minor
In this instance, I must defer:
RAGE! RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
RAGE, JUKE, RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!
My everything hurts.
Carlos Brown
If you didn't fall
when winter breathes on your foot
you'd be a ninja
Laterryal Savoy
No offense, good sir
But I think I'd rather have
had DeSean Jackson
Jason Olesnavage
spring's blossoms were grim
but fall had competency
extra point: dang, man
Zoltan Mesko
the high arc of time
will record you as greatest
human(?) ever born
Ricky Reyes
Punt block, Feagin thing
Plus Cone nailed you on two seams
A career in sum
Ohene Opong-Owusu
I did this before:
Ohene Opong-Owu-
su. Your name is long.
David Cone(?)
lyrical master
bomb-dropping fourth string QB
the coner, always
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