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02/15/2018 - 12:20am This

This cod be a really good hire.

12/09/2017 - 3:15am Magnets

and magic and disrespekt but mostly magnets.

11/30/2017 - 7:23pm Dang

First Mel Tillis this year and now Jim Nabors. I'm watching the greatest movie of all time Cannonball Run II tonight in remembrance.

10/22/2017 - 3:09am How

How in the world is every single paragraph in that post spot on?

10/21/2017 - 2:31pm ...

Monty Python's Flying Circus?

09/05/2017 - 9:50pm HOO-RAH!

HOO-RAH!

08/01/2017 - 8:31pm Worst

1995: Gary Moeller getting abruptly fired after one bad night out, and Michigan for possibly the first time ever becoming a national punch line. Only to be replaced by an unproven but long-time assistant coach.

I'll never forget the passion and the will to redeem the program that Lloyd Carr showed in that introductory press conference, but there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding what he could do as a head coach.

05/21/2017 - 1:16pm It worked

It worked for Iowa.

(F^%$#@!)

05/15/2017 - 2:08am Plans for the weekend

1) Root for the ladies.
2) Root against Utah (which I didn't even know had a softball program.
3) Plan trip to Alumni Field for the Super Regional.
4) Red Lobster biscuits.

05/04/2017 - 10:55pm Lousy Smizzo

Lousy Smizzo weather...

03/29/2017 - 2:06am Good call!

You can use it to spell out the score of the Fiesta Bowl before you destroy it!

I can only remember 0SU's contribution to that score though...

03/17/2017 - 12:13am I forgot

I forgot that this game was even happening tonight. This at the same time I'm rooting for the Fighting Sioux to win a basketball game.

It's the apocalypse or I'm really hammered.

03/16/2017 - 8:44am And..

He has us in the Elite Eight which makes it a discussion about a good darn bracket.

I hope he succeeds.

03/11/2017 - 2:08am They're like crack in a basket.

They're like crack in a basket.

03/09/2017 - 3:56am Yeah but...where's the

Yeah but...where's the threat?

03/02/2017 - 9:35am amnosity

Isn't that what babies float in before they hatch?

02/26/2017 - 9:55pm I'll be the guy who "interviews" the hostesses for

I'll be the guy who "interviews" the hostesses for SEC football recruits.

02/24/2017 - 10:55am Same here

Sooo very much looking forward to the bandwagon Cubs fans surpassing the bandwagon Cardinals fans invading our stadium.

To the OP screw it I'm in...jrstryker at yahoo.com.

02/21/2017 - 7:44pm OOOH!

Don't forget the drunk project managers and vague acceptance criteria!

02/14/2017 - 12:17pm Agreed

I can't imagine wearing a thong would be all that comfortable for her. Or maybe I can.

02/10/2017 - 10:10pm Dylan McCaffrey's dad. What do I

Dylan McCaffrey's dad. What do I win?

02/09/2017 - 5:25pm So I take it the "second spitter" theory has been

So I take it the "second spitter" theory has been ruled out?

02/05/2017 - 10:01am I'm in..

jrstryker at yahoo.

I like big leagues, and I cannot lie.

02/01/2017 - 10:59pm I think Brad Robbins is really turning the tide on

I think Brad Robbins is really turning the tide on the rivalry.

01/30/2017 - 11:40pm Steel in one tiny little spine. Go home and get

Steel in one tiny little spine. Go home and get your cuddle on, kid!

01/30/2017 - 6:58pm Celebrities

Celebrities who guest-conducted the MMB could have been in play, including:

- 60 Minutes' Mike Wallace
- Lynn Swann
- Mini Me

01/29/2017 - 12:35am Did they make a sequel called the Fisted Witch of

Did they make a sequel called the Fisted Witch of the West yet? If not, why not?

01/19/2017 - 8:03pm Not sure if there's refs. But I'm positive the

Not sure if there's refs. But I'm positive the developer lead is an OSU fan and gave them all the cheat codes and easter eggs.

01/10/2017 - 1:06am I do feel

I do feel for ya WD. I'd love for every Michigan fan to be able to see us win the National Championship in the Rose Bowl. It was reality for me and still seems like a dream.

01/07/2017 - 12:59am Don't know

But as an 11-star recruit OBVIOUSLY Bama is leading for him.

12/29/2016 - 2:16am I am thankful

The Butt picked us.

12/23/2016 - 3:07am I'd invest

I'd invest in the Bro.

12/18/2016 - 4:29pm So

How much wood could Chuck Woodson chuck if Chuck Woodson could chuck wood, son?

12/12/2016 - 4:26pm Urban Meyer to the Rams

Boom. On the Internet so it must be true.

12/06/2016 - 9:01pm Penn State

2016 B1G Football Tournament Champs.

12/01/2016 - 8:51pm Oh.

I thought this was a thread about Major League Soccer.

Never mind, I'll go back to hating sports now.

11/28/2016 - 7:48pm I miss

I miss Regis Philbin. I think the last time I saw him on TV was right before the Alabama /ND national championship game.

There should be an appreciation thread on that game! And the Hooters girls I saw that night. Good times...

11/28/2016 - 6:20pm If that's true

I would've been first in line to recall the lot of them, bump them back to the private sector and fire them.

11/25/2016 - 7:13pm And ladies and gentlemen..

THAT is the Michigan difference.

11/22/2016 - 6:45pm tOSU

It's because when you write a blurb about OSU's huge game this weekend against rival Oklahoma, some people would tend to get confused.

No disrepekt intended to the OSU that Michigan plays this weekend, at least not most of the time.

11/22/2016 - 12:25am Disclaimer

No couches were burned, spray painting misspelled, or major letters of the alphabet banned, in the making of this stunt.

11/21/2016 - 11:33pm *You're* the

*You're* the puppet.

11/17/2016 - 3:23pm Either right after or just before the end of the

Either right after or just before the end of the game you may hear a chant of "BEAT O-HI-O!" Feel free to join in. Any tingling of your skin is normal.

10/29/2016 - 12:38am Calm your tits, you knew that was

Calm your tits, you knew that was coming!

10/25/2016 - 6:25pm How much for being a UM fan living in Ohio for the

How much for being a UM fan living in Ohio for the past 15 years? That should make me eligible for sainthood.

10/15/2016 - 12:04pm I should

I should build a Frankenwife. I'm so sick of doing whatever I want whenever I want for 16 hours a day.

10/12/2016 - 12:49am No

No naming of newly-discovered celestial bodies until we beat MSU and OSU.

09/18/2016 - 11:13am My word for OSU

"Peaked" and I hope I'm right about that.

08/24/2016 - 10:17pm It doesn't matter

It doesn't matter. It's in the past!

08/23/2016 - 11:30pm Most feared player hands down

Drew Brees. Whenever that offense was on the field you knew he was getting in the end zone, but you didn't know whether it would be on 10 short throws or a long bomb. When they played at Michigan (1999?), there was an audible sigh of relief in the stadium when it started raining, meaning we could maybe slow him down.