Red Lobster Biscuits

Submitted by LongLiveBo on March 11th, 2017 at 1:34 AM

I'm drunk, M hoops is playing like gang busters, Harbaugh coaches the Michigan football team and I can confirm that the Red Lobster biscuits that Sam's Club sells in a box that need to be mixed and baked at home are absolutley delicious.  Nobody has it better than me right now!  Negbang, posbang,.......don't care either way because I'm eating biscuits and the b-ball team is on fire.  Go Blue......Eat Biscuits y Quemar Los Barcos!!!!  




March 11th, 2017 at 1:37 AM ^

Even though it's inconceivable that anyone, even a drunk person, would like something from Red Lobster, this is officially my favorite MGoBlog post of all time.



March 11th, 2017 at 7:54 AM ^

One of my life guidelines: Unless you're in dire straits (e.g., in the middle of nowhere with no other options), you should avoid restaurants that have lots of spreadsheets behind them.

I don't mean to suggest that any restaurant owner gives no consideration to balance sheets, etc. But, when someone like this ( ) is behind the place, you should expect that everything involved is cheap as hell and just enough to get the rubes in the door.


March 11th, 2017 at 8:11 AM ^

No shit!!  Who said it was a 5-star shack?  It serves its purpose, has some menu items that are pretty darn good, and is a generic run in the mill restaraunt.  If you're expectations are too high, then you'll never be satisfied.  Classify it with Appleby's and Ruby Tuesday, enjoy some inexpensive, decent food, and call it a day.

I get the point you're making - that some places aren't as good as others.  But you come across like nothing more than an elitist POS.  RL isn't the best place, but it beats the snot out of Long John Silvers!

And those biscuits absolutely ROCK!!!  (Not the boxed kind, though.  They aren't the same...)


March 11th, 2017 at 4:27 AM ^

I went to Red Lobster for the first time in a long time a couple years ago and it was really bad. Normally, greasy stuff doesn't bother me really at all. But everything was absolutely swimming in butter and just poorly made.


March 11th, 2017 at 1:39 AM ^

This is usually where I'd say quit drinking and go to bed, but I'm highly entertained by this post and, to be fair, those biscuits are damn delicious so...carry on good sir.

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March 11th, 2017 at 2:07 AM ^

sounds waaaay too complicated. But yeah, I be had their biscuits whilst sober and thems good biscuits.

Right now Im enjoying a sweet treat that didn't include any mixing and baking. Ben and Jerry's CC Cookie Dough ice cream is really good after a few stouts.


March 11th, 2017 at 6:10 AM ^

I don't know if they still do this or not, but my brother worked as a cook for Red lobster 35 or so years ago.  He said if customers asked, they would bring a lobster out to your table to show you it was alive before they cooked it.