Spectacular destruction method needed for a Buckeye necklace

Submitted by SJ Steve on March 28th, 2017 at 11:25 PM

A Nebraska alum I know lost a bet to a Buckeye last year and had to wear a bunch of Buckeye gear for a day.  One of the accessories worn was a beaded Buckeye necklace.

The Husker recently asked me if I could "properly dispose" of said necklace.  I of course said I would do so in the most spectacular fashion possible, film it, and publish it on YouTube.

My ideas so far include combining a wood chipper, gasoline, and a flaming bag of dog crap.  I believe that together, we can do better.  I plead to the greater MGoBlog community for the most visually pleasing and satisfying method for destroying a symbol of all we hold abhorrent.

Go.

Comments

Gentleman Squirrels

March 28th, 2017 at 11:31 PM ^

Bury the buckeye necklace. Take a buckeye nut and plant it with the necklace. Water the tree and let it grow for years. Once the tree is full and grown, get an axe and cut the tree. Make sure it falls on a buckeye car. Cut the tree into tiny pieces and burn it alongside the car. Take it's ashes to Ohio Stadium and let it soar in the wind.

Or idk.. poop on it.

LBSS

March 28th, 2017 at 11:45 PM ^

1. Obtain Brutus costume

2. Fill costume with C4

3. Place necklace around costume's neck

4. Set up slow-mo cameras

5. Retreat to a safe distance

6. Blow that shit up

 

I may have watched a little too much Mythbusters in my day.

FA_Wolverine

March 28th, 2017 at 11:56 PM ^

Swallow the necklace and let time do its job. Then, head to the Ohio border. Attach the shitty necklace to a rocket and fire it across the border. Once it explodes... shit will rain down on the state.

MichiganMAN47

March 29th, 2017 at 12:38 AM ^

Take it to the grave walk next year and properly dispose of it by taking a hammer to it over the graves of Schembechler, Yost, and Ufer. You will not regret that experience.

B1G_Fan

March 29th, 2017 at 1:10 AM ^

 Send it to Brian. Next time someone says they'll eat a lemon if..... They have to wear that necklace instead or while eatting that lemon.

1464

March 29th, 2017 at 2:14 AM ^

You could try to convince a second hand sex toy store that they're anal beads. You know, let them grow old and die with more dignity than they've had so far. Just spitballin here...

xtramelanin

March 29th, 2017 at 5:38 AM ^

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2.  buy yourself a tomahawk missle.  suggest you check amazon for any big sales.  they look like this:Image result for tomahawk missile

3.  lastly, combine necklace with missle and then talk to one of the navy guys here on the blog.  they will help you do this:

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4.  return necklace to ohio

Image result for tomahawk missile blast

 

wolverinebutt

March 29th, 2017 at 5:54 AM ^

Go to a DNR state boat launch and depoit them in the porta potty waste pit.  Those nuts will right at home floating in sewage with the other floaters. 

M.Go.Blue

March 29th, 2017 at 6:22 AM ^

put the beads in a paper bag, fill said bag with shit from horses, dogs, cats, fish, elephants, yours, mine, Mama Junes, just the worst unholy concoction of shit imaginable, place the shit on Urban Meyers doorstep, light said bag on fire, and ring the doorbell. Please make sure the camera catches Urbans face as he panics.

UM Fan from Sydney

March 29th, 2017 at 8:11 AM ^

We need to beat OSU this year. If we don't, then I just don't know when it will happen. We're at the point now where there is no excuse. Of course, we won last year until the refs remembered their holiday bonuses from the Big Ten and OSU....