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I don’t intend to ever look…

I don’t intend to ever look back on this game. 

We were promised speed in…

We were promised speed in space and got three yards and a cloud of disappointment. 

B+ rushing attack.

B+ rushing attack.

-Todd McShay

45-13 

45-13 

His public statement makes me

His public statement makes me shudder a little bit.

"I don’t know how to think of teachers anymore,” the teen said. “I thought they were supposed to be supportive and like not hit you and stuff."

Until this thread, I had

Until this thread, I had just assumed that Derek Mason was Derrick Mason.  The latter is beloved in Nashville; the former, not so much.

4-0

4-0 good guys. Yep.

This one too:

"It did come

This one too:



"It did come back as Drake Harris's cut block was deemed illegal. That's because Johnson is more than seven yards from the center (the hashes are about 13 yards apart) and it was deemed he impacted the guy he's blocking from the side."

“What I love about the

“What I love about the competition is that…oh, were you talking about offense?”

-Caption for 2014

(May 2015 be our year)

Then he should be able to

Then he should be able to find a Brazillion reasons to come to the spring game.

I already used mine to go

I already used mine to go back and give Gallon a cloaking device :(.

Also, punctuation

Also, punctuation matters.



Exhibit A:



"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher."

And TE and Fullback. Team

And TE and Fullback. Team grownmanball.

There are a number of false

There are a number of false light cases indicating that even editorial photographs taken in public can be actionable. E.g. publishing a photo of someone walking in front of an adult book store or rehab clinic can give a false impression, even if they were publicly observable in front of those places. There may be other exceptions as well (not that they apply here).

Or the Dyatlov Pass whenever

Or the Dyatlov Pass whenever that insane thing supposedly happened?

@David Nasternak: pretty sure

@David Nasternak: pretty sure Morgan was a RR recruit, not a Hoke recruit.

Kris Kross > Kanye West

Kris Kross > Kanye West

Their goal was to unite the

Their goal was to unite the fan base, and look at us. Mission accomplished?

Apparently I only read the

Apparently I only read the beginning and end of thread topics because I clicked this thinking it would be about parking on the sun. Then it made wonder if our civilization would ever reach a point where limited parking on the sun will be a concern. I am sober.

He's not permitted to

He's not permitted to transfer to any school that's on our schedule this year.

Pitch it to Breaston!

Pitch it to Breaston!

Those are freaking adorable.

Those are freaking adorable.

If he knocks the hire out of

If he knocks the hire out of the park, he will secure his position as a long-term option as AD.  Today went a long way toward endearing him in the eyes of fans; can't think of a much better way to have handled this press conference.

White stripe on the football

White stripe on the football was lined up with the 32 yard line.

What you're talking about is

What you're talking about is 60 minutes of necessary roughness.  Unnecessary roughness is still outside the rules of the game and includes things like the Denard helmet twist.  

  

 

I'm not sure publicly blaming Golson for this is 'holding him accountable.' That's why the reporter used some qualifying language.

This is why he can't have

This is why he can't have nice things.  

I remember when football used to make me feel feelings.

Of those associated with the

Of those associated with the University, 24% placed the majority of blame on Hoke. 86% placed the majority of the blame on Brandon.

This confirms that those associated with the University of Michigan will give 110% to any cause that matters.

The guy on the grounds crew.

The guy on the grounds crew.

Fans giving Norfleet energy:

Fans giving Norfleet energy: confirmed.

Hurricane Ditka.

Hurricane Ditka.

What's relevant is the first

What's relevant is the first body part to touch out of bounds, be it a knee or a foot. That's when the play is over.



All the nonsense about controlling the ball to the ground is used only to determine possession, such as when a player catches the ball as he's falling. Here, possession is not an issue. He should have been ruled as "possessing" the ball as soon as he turned upfield and took two steps. Anything that happened after he touched out of bounds is (or should have been) irrelevant.

I wouldn't mind putting the

I wouldn't mind putting the "bye" in bye week. But it won't happen.

I'm Drunk.

I noticed the entire class of

I noticed the entire class of 1817 upvoted this thread.  Where's that petition link?  I feel like signing something. Again.

That was some Oregon-level

That was some Oregon-level tackling.

Perhaps, but his opinion is

Perhaps, but his opinion is relevant.

Thanks. That actually sounds a little

Thanks.  That actually sounds a little worse.  (Shane might have had a concussion, I don't know, but if he didn't want to be the QB he would have come to the sideline.)  I'll listen to the whole thing in context when I get home, but...yikes.

If your paraphrase is

If your paraphrase is correct, Hoke's putting the onus of protecting the kids...on the kids? It's their job to come out when they're concussed? This is one time you don't pass the buck. Like, ever.

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James Earl Jones.  At least

James Earl Jones.  At least the press conferences would be epic.

Thanks, though for some reason

Thanks, though for some reason I don't envy Michigan blog writers this afternoon.

Minor RAGE.  Major ennui.

Minor RAGE.  Major ennui.

The last of my good will

The last of my good will toward the staff is in the Jug on it's way to Minnesota. Or oozing from Shane's leg. Or whatever.

It was a mercy killing.

It was a mercy killing.

I would have gone with

I would have gone with Stittilating.

Somewhere there's a bowling

Somewhere there's a bowling alley with nothing to knock over the pins.

42 - 16 Michigan

42 - 16 Michigan

I've made peace with watching

I've made peace with watching MSU and wishing it was us. I'm still trying to cope with watching Indiana, wishing it was us.

"If this game comes down to

"If this game comes down to special teams, I'll be dead."



-Brian Cook