Senior Haikus

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on November 18th, 2009 at 8:45 PM

Seems like a good a time as any for the reminder so we don't have another year like 2007 when we went without them.

2008 version

Tim Jamison

In your younger days
I thought you would be a ninja
or maybe a bear

Comments

Swayze Howell Sheen

November 18th, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^

James Patrick Tressel:
Sweater without arms; offense
more boring than dirt.

Everybody kills,
Everybody murders, rapes,
but I can't throw good.

Ohio State Bucks:
How I hate your f***ing face.
F*** off and die, now.

Steroids? Steroids? Where?
Oh yes, please inject my ass.
Why are my nads small?

Five in a row was
good, while it lasted. Too bad
it ends Saturday.

WildcatBlue

November 19th, 2009 at 12:00 AM ^

Son of coach, it's true
Thrust in spotlight, bled for M
Our valiant fall guy

Edit: woops he's not a senior. But still, Sheridan deserves a haiku after the abuse he's taken.