Reviving a tradition I did not execute last year: haikus for the graduating scholarship seniors, and other notables. Those with remaining eligibility are omitted.

Mike Massey

You'll probably be
a fancy suit stock broker
so it's not all bad

Will Johnson

Centers never knew
they could be so afraid of
a balding tackle

Tim Jamison

In your younger days
I thought you would be a ninja
or maybe a bear

Charles Stewart

Suggest you cover
deep routes in life, so, like
get health insurance

Morgan Trent

Bet it's annoying
that everyone says you have
a smoking hot mom

Brandon Harrison

You committed to
Tyrone Willingham, which, like
makes you a rare bird

Jason Gingell

No one blames you, man
we all know Crable messed up
if that helps any. No?

Brandon Logan

That Kentucky raid
you played the most from it
it didn't work out

Johnny Thompson

There are worse things than
having an awesome nickname
like "The Machete"

Ohene Opong-Owusu

Did you know  your name,
Ohene Opong-Owu-
su, doesn't fit here?

Austin Panter

You'll be a footnote
"First M JUCO in ten years"
So congrats I guess

Terrance Taylor

What do you get when
you cross a bear, a hydrant,
and a six foot smile?

KC Lopata

Kicking competency
is underrated these days
but I recall Brabbs

UPDATE: (whoops!)

Doug Dutch

Small, nimble slot guy
You showed at Michigan
four years too early