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08/17/2010 - 9:35pm Someone at some point noted

that they considered Marisa Tomei a Bone Simulator. It helped then, not as much now though.

08/15/2010 - 5:54pm Johnny Damon

looked like a sad panda in that video.  This should make all of our hearts sore, folks.

08/08/2010 - 12:31pm Bad memories.

If Henne was in a shotgun from the start, and we'd thrown fourty times that game, we would have beat USC's ass.

06/29/2010 - 7:54pm This is an excellent post (Maximinus.)

You deserve to be posbanged for this.

06/16/2010 - 11:17pm World Cup

Germany is good

I hope we win all group games

Then England is toast

06/11/2010 - 12:21am That is just the problem though.

Having a top core is only half the equation. Your core is no better than the Red Wings core, or the Sharks core, or in my (perhaps lousy) opinion, the Kings core. You don't win stanley cups anymore without quality depth. I think if you guys get stuff figured out and have a decent third and fourth line this time next season, you could be challenging the Wings for best franchise territory heading into this next decade.


By the way, I'm really not trying to rain on your parade. I originally just wanted to refute the guy who claimed that it was "batshit crazy" to assume the salary cap issues would impede Chicago from being one of the top teams in the west for "years to come"

06/10/2010 - 11:21pm Do you know much about their salary cap issues?

They are a super talented, super young team, but I believe they have all but like a million bucks worth of salary tied up in just half the team for the next season or two.

If Scotty Bowman and son figure out a way to ink their other key players, and somehow drop the contracts of Campbell and Huet, then the dynasty in waiting talk will have some serious merrit. That will also make me realize that Scotty Bowman is the smartest fucking man alive who has somehow been spending the better part of his life coaching hockey.

06/09/2010 - 11:09pm As much as I like Marian Hossa,


05/30/2010 - 12:09pm I wish there was a way,

that Marion Hossa could win the Stanley Cup without the Black Hawks winning it.

05/30/2010 - 11:38am I agree Wholeheartedly.

I loved Hossa in a Wings uni. I was sad to see him go and I think he finally breaks through this year. I still hate the Blackhawks.

05/12/2010 - 9:13pm Jarosalv Halak is one tough mother.
05/10/2010 - 11:39pm I think this is what seperates you

from most msm types. You're willing to stand up and admit mistakes, even when you don't have to.

05/10/2010 - 11:25pm It wasn't aimed at dex, dumbshit.

I only replied to Dex's post because it was on the front page of the comments. As a matter of fact, I liked his post at the WLA today. I didn't post the clip because I disagreed with dex, I did it because I thought the clip is almost as stupid as this whole god damned thing has been.

05/10/2010 - 10:06pm I feel this sums everything up rather well.
05/04/2010 - 11:00pm No.

At least Bertuzzi has had some semblence of contribution this year. Bert, Miller, Lebda, those are the guys that have to make little contributions here and there because of the salary cap. Wiliams hasn't doen jack to gain shit man.

05/04/2010 - 10:56pm If it helps anyone.....
05/04/2010 - 10:42pm I think sometimes,

it just isn't your year. Stupid "The Daily Line." What the fuck is this show? What do these prissy boy middle class cocks know about sports or gambling? Fuck.

05/04/2010 - 10:39pm Good night folks.

Jason Williams is a god damned waste of cap space.

05/04/2010 - 10:13pm I feel sick to my stomach.

This game is going to end 4-3.

05/04/2010 - 10:10pm Please don't ever compare Joe Pavelski to

Pavel Datsyuk ever again, versus announcers. Please. One has had nice little run lately. The other is a hall of famer if he plays another half decade. Fuck.

05/04/2010 - 10:08pm Jesus Christ

Thomas Holmstrom, that was stupid.

05/04/2010 - 9:59pm That goal took place

after an uncalled offsides. Fuck the Earth.

05/04/2010 - 9:57pm I wish..

Versus had the decency to defer broadcasting to the local fox sports affiliate. How many times do I have to watch the fucking Joe Thornton goal replayed?

05/02/2010 - 11:21pm That's very interesting.

That makes me wonder about the difference of him and Bertuzzi. Certainly Bertuzzi had intent to harm, and Moore's injury was bad, but shoving a man down and hurting him is not as villaneous as killing a man because you drive like an idiot, IME.

05/02/2010 - 11:17pm Didn't know that.

Had a good friend's father do that. He is set to get out in a year or so I think. Too bad for him he doesn't ice skate, I guess.

05/02/2010 - 11:10pm Haha.

I'm pretty pissed, but what makes you say that?

05/02/2010 - 11:02pm You're absolutely right.

There have been games where the Wings get calls they don't deserve. But watching Playoff hockey, the most beautiful thing in sports IME, impeded by bad officiating is very disheartening when it's your team on the wrong end. Everyone cussing up this thread and acting silly is justified.

05/02/2010 - 10:53pm I think you're full of shit guy.

Hockey is like any other game in that you have to outplay your opponents to win. You have to take advantage of opportunitites. Hockey is unlike any other game in that the officials call penalties that DIRECTLY lead to increased scoring chances. When the officiating is bad, or slanted one way, it fucking shows guy. There is no conspiracy involving Gary Bettman, or Sidney Crosby or any Red Wing hater. But if you honestly believe the Sharks victory tonight wasn't heavily influenced by poor officiating, then you're an asshole.


[End Mother Fucking Rant.]

05/02/2010 - 10:15pm Fuck the NHL.

Fuck their incompetence. From the commisioner to the minor league officials. Fuck them all.

05/02/2010 - 10:10pm I fucking swear

I'm getting out the tin foil hat. Jesus Christ.

05/02/2010 - 10:09pm Why is it

that the wings can take a penalty to negate their powerplay, but the sharks can't to go down two men?

04/29/2010 - 10:48pm Note to officials

If you're going to allow Rob Blake to rape people, let accidental trippings behind the play go.

Edit: What happened to the "NO EMBELLISHING" stuff we all heard about?

04/23/2010 - 11:28pm I know what you mean.

It was an illegal goal, and shouldn't have counted. But I've seen quite a few this postseason.

04/23/2010 - 11:23pm You just have to get used to it.

Half the goals scored this post season have been dogshit. They're letting the payers beat the hell out of each other this year. Unless it's Hank Zetterberg, Jesus.

04/15/2010 - 12:52am Agreed on Doan, and Howard.

If the yotes keep playing that way and the Wings don't adjust, this series will be over quick, and I'll be seriously pissed heading into summer.

04/15/2010 - 12:35am Damn.

The coyotes are straight up setting picks at this point.

04/15/2010 - 12:30am Man, the Coyotes

have managed to coax the Wings into a football game tonight.

04/15/2010 - 12:28am Who said I was your friend,


04/15/2010 - 12:26am You have to be shitting me.

Drew Miller got a composite stick up his ass, and the wings didn't go on the pp, yet this.

04/15/2010 - 12:25am I think perhaps you misunderstood me,


04/15/2010 - 12:11am Jim Howard

looks as shaky as I've ever seen him. That is not good friends.

04/15/2010 - 12:09am Damn it all.

Just go the fuck back to Winnipegg please.

04/14/2010 - 11:50pm I have a feeling

Shane Doan is going down, O'doyle style. But I've gotta go study.

04/08/2010 - 11:37pm He's not an athlete.

But I've always wanted to see Joel Quenville hit with a snowball full of piss.

04/01/2010 - 10:43pm Will you meet me in Toledo sometime?

I want to buy you lunch.

03/28/2010 - 11:49pm Buy him

a hot dog.

03/28/2010 - 11:39pm Menstration

is a bitch like that.

03/27/2010 - 8:41pm Anyone else,

think the lady in the Belle Tire ad is hot?

03/01/2010 - 10:50pm Regarding # 2,

Most of the people I've know my whole life, have been more concerned about getting out of Appalachia.

03/01/2010 - 12:26am This^^^

Pavel Datsyuk, Alex Ovechkin, and I all agree with you my friend.