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07/15/2018 - 3:07pm

07/04/2018 - 3:40pm That Don Brown image should…

That Don Brown image should be the site banner.

06/04/2018 - 11:05am Generally like your takes, but not this one

So b/c he lost, everything he did that week was wrong? I don't see any connection b/w that appearance and losing to MSU.

06/01/2018 - 4:06pm Dude!!


05/29/2018 - 5:30pm Yeah

As long as the "No Talking" rule is in effect.

05/25/2018 - 11:58am Don't get too caught up in PAP D/D situations

Sometimes the route tree the coach wants is only installed in a PAP scheme. (And not a pap smear, which isn't a funny joke but I'm cutting off the snark at the pass.  No pun intended. Oh forget it.)

05/24/2018 - 5:11pm Wait

I thought they liked to cut off the penis.

05/24/2018 - 12:27pm Oh

Is this why they call you Faux Mo?

05/21/2018 - 8:32pm +1

Seinfeld reference

05/20/2018 - 4:07pm Roast Lloyd?

I think he roasted Lloyd enough back in the day.

05/12/2018 - 12:07am Right

You were probably screaming for Beilein to get fired a year ago.

05/09/2018 - 12:08am Spot on

This might be my favorite comment in the history of mgoblog.

05/02/2018 - 7:03pm No

Those 15 word long play calls are just the way the NFL guys do it, especially West Coast offense. I completely disagree with that philosophy.

05/02/2018 - 2:10pm lol

Your post is so much win

05/01/2018 - 1:46pm Two

1988 #1 Miami (YTM) -- never seen a New-York-City-marathon-like-Hoover-Street so quiet.

1990 unranked MSU (we were #1) -- Desmond tripped in end zone, no call. Sparties who decided to dance on Hoover Street were sent rudely to a nearby lawn.

04/30/2018 - 11:01pm What if

What if every dumb idea at ESPN made it to print? Wait. This actually has happened.

04/30/2018 - 3:44pm Sweet

Can't wait for Harbaugh to implement the Beilein four guard offense.

04/13/2018 - 5:43pm This rule hurts us

As we routinely were placing kickoffs inside the 5 with good hang time and pinning teams inside the 20 to start their possessions.

04/03/2018 - 6:11pm Not my favorite dude

But give credit where credit is due, which means Dave Brandon's vision for all sports getting the facilities and coaches to win this cup is coming to fruition somewhat.

04/03/2018 - 12:24am give me a break

That dude was Russell Westbrook tonight. HE BLOCKED A CHARLES MATTHEWS DUNK.

Take your dumbass hot take elsewhere.

Have you EVER just, you know, tipped your freaking cap?

04/02/2018 - 1:59pm Torvik during tournament

#1 = Villanova 0.9869

#2 = UMBC (!) 0.9805 (Probably b/c UVa was #1 but panicked then quit the entire 2nd half)

#3 = Clemson 0.9785

#4 = Michigan 0.9746


This should be a close game, I think.  

03/31/2018 - 9:35pm well

Should be a lot of tickets for sale in about an hour or so.

03/25/2018 - 12:55am Beilein

Best Damn Coach in the Country. Period.

03/21/2018 - 8:13pm Here's mine:

Try to recreate that: a 90-foot heave that, because it happened in 1980, was a mere 2 points.

03/11/2018 - 10:20am A lot of you

Stop thinking of the S-curve like football rankings. If a team loses one game they won't drop a bunch of spots.

03/05/2018 - 10:09pm (No subject)

Image result for two chicks at the same time office space gif

02/25/2018 - 3:11pm Whoa

"this is high quality writing by a talented writer who overcomes his bias to his alma mater and gives the best piece on MAAR's senior year that I have come across."

Welcome to the mgoboard, Mama Baumgartner!

02/21/2018 - 9:27pm clutch, yes

Trap game? Hell, no.

A trap game would be like, at Iowa in between MSU and OSU.

02/21/2018 - 9:25pm can't do it

I'm gonna pull a Dantonio and say no

02/21/2018 - 9:23pm aka

John Beilein is God Posbang

02/17/2018 - 8:45pm Wow

When a true freshman almost throws a perfecto on the road against a top 10 team, the other coaches (especially in the B1G) have to be thinking, "We have to deal with this for four years?"

02/09/2018 - 2:38pm Brian

Bet you a milkshake that Iverson hits at least two threes.

02/06/2018 - 12:47pm I was looking for


01/03/2018 - 11:30am 'MERICUH!

In a good way

01/03/2018 - 11:20am My hair

It died about 20 years ago.

01/03/2018 - 7:57am RR as OC

Ultimate troll the fanbase hire, I would laugh so hard.

And it will never happen.

By the way, has James Franklin hired a replacement for Moorhead? If he brought in RR that would be bad news.

01/03/2018 - 7:51am Offense version of Don Brown

It won't happen because all those guys are spread guys.

01/01/2018 - 10:33pm sorry

mobile app formatting

01/01/2018 - 10:32pm motivation

79 begat 80

84 begat 85

87 begat 88

96 begat 97

05 begat 06

10 begat 11

This program seems to do best when backed into a corner.

12/29/2017 - 7:00am yes

But only if Football Scoop reported it.


12/27/2017 - 3:01am Well

I don't know Jack squat about Chat Sports, but I do know Football Scoop a little bit and there are two things I believe: 1) Their source(s) are not with Chat Sports. 2) Imagine a bunch of coaches at a national conference, drinking beers and gossiping about how they heard this guy is going here and that guy is going there. Meanwhile, someone in there was nursing a beer and then going back to his hotel room and took notes. Later that week he published it on a cheap website and magazine. It's probably not quite that shoddy of journalism, but essentially that is Football Scoop.

Could it be correct and from credible sources? Sure. Could it be rumor mill bullshit? Also, sure.

12/08/2017 - 2:53pm Player lobbying

Has this ever worked? The examples I know of are Brian Ellerbe and Bobby Williams.

12/06/2017 - 6:12pm I'll do it

I can make myself available.

11/26/2017 - 9:25pm in related news

Rumors that Ole Miss will remove the interim tag from head coach Matt Luke have caused a spike in Google searches from Mississippi IP addresses for "Matt Luke Penn State."

11/25/2017 - 4:40pm Baloney Ace

"any criticism of Harbaugh or the coaching staff about this game can be mocked with impunity."

Not so fast, my friend.

Continuing to play man coverage against a freshman QB makes his reads easy. QBs beat you with their minds and we didn't make Haskins think.

After Barrett left the game, OSU had four possessions that went TD, FG, missed FG, and TD. If that doesn't warrant a criticism of plan, nothing does.

(Sorry if the app wrecked any attempt at formatting.)

11/23/2017 - 1:44am Seriously

I hope Drevno and Hamilton feel the same.

11/23/2017 - 1:42am Best practice of the year

for me to poop on!

/s, triumph

11/12/2017 - 11:02pm It's time

Time for Bill C. to do some more tweaking. This year's s&p is as far off from the eye test as I've ever seen it.

10/29/2017 - 7:54am Penn State lost

Because they don't deserve to have a football program, when they lose a heart breaker it's the best thing to see.

I really wish 0-12 on them every year, they deserve it.

10/27/2017 - 5:52am Beat Wolverine

Beat Wolverine Devotee