Senior Haikus

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on November 18th, 2009 at 8:45 PM

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Seems like a good a time as any for the reminder so we don't have another year like 2007 when we went without them. 2008 version

Tim Jamison In your younger days I thought you would be a ninja or maybe a bear

November 18th, 2009 at 8:55 PM ^

Amelia Earhart Crashed into the ocean blue BOOM PUNT'D TO DEATH.

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November 18th, 2009 at 8:53 PM ^

i saw your tackle i was cheering really loud you ate my puppy

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November 18th, 2009 at 8:58 PM ^

Though you’re legs are made of dilitium, fingers tackle you always.

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November 18th, 2009 at 8:59 PM ^

Brandon Graham is boss Zoltan lords over mortals While the rest aspire Dantonio-prick A man whose scowl blinds us all God I hate that guy.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:13 PM ^

oh brandon minor thank you for all of your rage we will all miss you

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:15 PM ^

Let's play Cover Two He can't make throws in windows Missed assignments, who? Not a senior one, but I thought it would be fun.

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formerlyanonymous

November 18th, 2009 at 9:21 PM ^

I think they graduated last year, if not a few years ago.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:16 PM ^

My name is Zoltan, The Lord of the Universe, But don't call the fake.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^

Booze harder than all Early career fumble ball Five star-never was

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JimBobTressel-0

November 18th, 2009 at 9:26 PM ^

Four minutes of fame Behind Hart and McGuffie Now, the best of all

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:33 PM ^

Blocked punt for touchdown Who is this kid Ricky Reyes? Special teams all-star

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GoMBlue

November 18th, 2009 at 9:28 PM ^

How Tall You Must Be To Snag Those Poor Passes Now Glad To See You Gone

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JimBobTressel-0

November 18th, 2009 at 9:30 PM ^

Started too early Took heat playing in wrong spot We owe you big time

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JimBobTressel-0

November 18th, 2009 at 9:36 PM ^

Bet you miss Henne? Made big plays out of nothing You beat Notre Dame...thanks.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:36 PM ^

I bet you didn't know There's a senior on our O I am. Greg Mathews.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:35 PM ^

Rich Rod said to stay I could get my chance to play Jay Olesnavage

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November 19th, 2009 at 10:16 AM ^

(snap snap snap snap snap snap snap)

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:35 PM ^

National Chess Champ Snapping left to be desired Long live the Mossman

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:36 PM ^

We dolphins pray thee, Zoltan Mesko, will you please kick Rosenberg's ass.

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JimBobTressel-0

November 18th, 2009 at 9:47 PM ^

Straight outta Georgia And! He! Could! Go! All! The! Way! That's SEC Speed

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:41 PM ^

RAGE! RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE! RAGE, JUKE, RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! My everything hurts.

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:58 PM ^

but I still laughed.

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^

Tremendous. Leader in the clubhouse.

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JimBobTressel-0

November 18th, 2009 at 9:39 PM ^

You had funny pics All over Facebook. Tough dude Barwisized, oh my

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JimBobTressel-0

November 19th, 2009 at 9:43 AM ^

Somebody hold me, please Sackmaster 4000's here Your QB's already crying

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:21 PM ^

Big play of career Dropped game winning touchdown Thank you Greg Mathews

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:47 PM ^

Student manager, Not a Rich Rod recruit but I AM five-foot-nine!

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November 18th, 2009 at 9:52 PM ^

We would keep going All night with these haikus but for lack of seniors

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^

He could not be stopped 05 Rose Bowl practices Just stay off the sauce

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^

Brandon Minor Rage Carlos Brown dilithium Mister Simpson "D'oh!"

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Swayze Howell Sheen

November 18th, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^

James Patrick Tressel: Sweater without arms; offense more boring than dirt. Everybody kills, Everybody murders, rapes, but I can't throw good. Ohio State Bucks: How I hate your f***ing face. F*** off and die, now. Steroids? Steroids? Where? Oh yes, please inject my ass. Why are my nads small? Five in a row was good, while it lasted. Too bad it ends Saturday.

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:23 PM ^

Out of position At center but improving Tremendous beard, though

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^

o-state beat, you must still, your perseverance rules proud, you leave the field

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November 19th, 2009 at 12:10 AM ^

Fuse the DNA Of Brandon Graham and Zoltan Perfect human being EDIT: Can I count "being" as one syllable? That's what I had going on in my head. I'm such a cheater.

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:36 PM ^

Very popular With the co-eds on campus Peter's his dad, right?

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November 18th, 2009 at 10:48 PM ^

A haiku party? Now it can be official Nuclear pudding Brandon Minor Sad that you will miss THE GAME We need MINOR RAGE

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^

Split wide in 06 Playcall: run right or run left Lloydball in its prime

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:12 PM ^

Best play of the year? Picking up that blitz for Tate Life was good back then

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 PM ^

Once downtrodden bust Finds home closer to d-line Metamorphosis

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:14 PM ^

Guns don't kill people LaMarr Woodley kills people So does Brandon Graham

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:17 PM ^

Still has a line role Only on field goals, still Better than Crable

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November 18th, 2009 at 11:19 PM ^

Was a good starter Ok in pass protect, but Great at dong punching

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November 19th, 2009 at 12:00 AM ^

Son of coach, it's true Thrust in spotlight, bled for M Our valiant fall guy Edit: woops he's not a senior. But still, Sheridan deserves a haiku after the abuse he's taken.

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MGoPoints: 504

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CrankThatDonovan

November 19th, 2009 at 12:15 AM ^

True, Wildcat Blue Nick deserves something special Maybe a high-five?

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November 19th, 2009 at 1:31 AM ^

You want to win? Let Boo boo spin Time of Possesion is Ours. senior in that this was his last season as a wolverine*

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myrtlebeachmai…

November 19th, 2009 at 9:24 AM ^

May it not come true That I live to see again A goal unachieved Another senior class To never beat the Buckeyes Win Michigan, win

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November 19th, 2009 at 10:41 AM ^

Watch Good Will Hunting The scene with Robin Williams Say "It's not my fault"

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