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09/18/2018 - 2:17pm i call bullshit

i call bullshit

09/18/2018 - 8:23am this has been discussed ad…

this has been discussed ad nauseum.

against nd both teams had lots of cramps. against smu we definitely had more cramps, but they went through fall camp in dallas, so it’s safe to say they’re more acclimated to the heat. i don’t remember many cramps against western

09/17/2018 - 8:11pm iirc he had some family…

iirc he had some family issues and wanted to be closer to home. kinda shitty to wish ill on a kid for wanting to be closer to family

09/17/2018 - 10:28am smeagol wasn’t a hobbit

smeagol wasn’t a hobbit

09/16/2018 - 12:28pm evans is really good in…

evans is really good in space and as a change of pace back, but he’s just not a short yardage back. there’s definitely a place for him on the offense, but not as a traditional rb

09/16/2018 - 11:43am how many of those other…

whether you like it or not, you’re not any sort of authority about football. you’re a jv high school coach who’s cherry picking stats to fit your narrative. 

those receivers played at clemson and alabama, respectively.  they weren’t saddled with john o’korn for most of their freshman year and a terrible o-line for their entire career  

jok couldnt hit wide open receivers 10 yards downfield and the line couldn’t block a stunt all year, but yeah we should totally throw dpj under the bus because he couldn’t block, throw the ball and then catch it himself for more than 10 yards a pop

09/15/2018 - 11:35pm except nobody said anything…

except nobody said anything about whether this staff would maximize his talent. way to change the topic just to be contrarian. 

the point of the post was to shame aaamichigan fan for his stupid hottakes but congrats, you found a way to minimize dpj’s best game of his collegiate career (so far)

09/15/2018 - 9:29pm i find it really easy to…

i find it really easy to root against purdue. roided out dc, cheap shots galore, and i just don’t like brohm. go mizzou

09/15/2018 - 8:57pm app state is better than smu…

app state is better than smu, but psy/app st went to ot while we won by 25 (and if the refs weren’t terrible it would’ve been a lot worse). psu isn’t that good, but then again neither are we

09/15/2018 - 8:03pm i get that it’s sarcasm, but…

i get that it’s sarcasm, but i’m on board with being really disappointed in the team’s effort and coaching today - that’s totally fair. 

my problem is this guy being an internet toughguy insulting players and coaches personally (not ‘that was a shitty call/bad play’), but saying really insulting things that he wouldn’t have the balls to say to anyone’s face - much less a d1 athlete

09/15/2018 - 7:37pm i feel like both nd and um…

i feel like both nd and um players were cramping a lot, so i wasn’t worried at that point. but in this game i didn’t see anyone from smu cramp. then again, being down in dallas they’ve got to be a lot more used to the heat

09/15/2018 - 7:32pm did the bath salts wear off?…

did the bath salts wear off? i was expecting more of the idiotic hot takes you were spewing throughout the geme thread.

people like you make this board damn near unreadable when things don’t go well. it’s one thing to be disappointed, but it’s another to constantly gripe and bitch like my 5 year old when he doesn’t get his way

09/15/2018 - 7:25pm i agree with osu - they’re…

i agree with osu - they’re on another level. but psu isn’t that good. needed ot to beat app state, and pitt should’ve been up by 2 scores at the half. take away the weird shit (punter/fg holder not being able to catch the ball) and that’s an entirely different game

09/15/2018 - 7:01pm pretty sure this was the…

pretty sure this was the idiot yelling for metellus to get benched after the bs pass interference call (and before the pick 6). so you can safely disregard anything he says

09/15/2018 - 6:33pm it was aaamichigan fan and…

it was aaamichigan fan and he’s pretty much wrong about everything. 

09/15/2018 - 6:04pm go away fuckstick

go away fuckstick

09/15/2018 - 5:38pm you’re a fucking clown. shut…

you’re a fucking clown. shut the fuck up

09/15/2018 - 5:31pm congrats- you’re dumb

congrats- you’re dumb

09/15/2018 - 5:26pm metellus is better at…

metellus is better at football than you’ll ever be at anything. way to be a keyboard toughguy though

09/15/2018 - 4:43pm evans is a really good…

evans is a really good player in space, but he’s a terrible short yardage back. 

really missing higdon so far - hope it’s nothing serious

09/15/2018 - 10:41am except they didn't lower the…

except they didn't lower the institution. it’s priorities are exactly where they’ve always been - winning at football and beatinf michigan. as long as those things happen, the vast majority of fans, alumni and administration couldn’t care less. 

09/15/2018 - 10:38am saw, not seen ffs

saw, not seen ffs

09/14/2018 - 11:10am i also hate michigan state

i also hate michigan state

09/13/2018 - 7:20am to me, you’re without a…

to me, you’re without a doubt one of the worst posters on this board. you remind me of my 5-year old when he doesn’t get his way. grow up and stop being such a giant bitch

09/12/2018 - 6:33pm shitpost


09/11/2018 - 9:59pm so your argument is that cu…

so your argument is that cu’s players are just as good as gary, bush, winovich, etc. because a guy who played on their team three years ago plays corner over jordan lewis in the nfl? that’s a pretty dumb take

09/11/2018 - 10:29am shitpost


09/10/2018 - 9:49pm more like li-offs. amirite???

more like li-offs. amirite???

09/10/2018 - 7:47pm everything about this game…

everything about this game sucks. just total garbage

09/10/2018 - 3:42pm their offense could be…

their offense could be decent if they manage to not get their qb killed, but that defense looked terrible - the blackshirts are emphatically not back

09/10/2018 - 12:23pm i’m puzzled that you’re…

i’m puzzled that you’re puzzled. frost’s offense requires the qb to run alot. the qb didn’t make it through a game against colorado, with athletes that don’t even hold a candle to bush, gary, winovich, hudson and crew. 

plus, the qb is 18 without much college-level strength and conditioning, not to mention the fact that he’s much smaller (and from what little i’ve seen, slower) than wimbush. 

and nd’s oline is way better than nebraska’s

09/10/2018 - 11:43am even if he does, there’s no…

even if he does, there’s no way he makes it through the entire game. 

09/08/2018 - 10:15pm yeah, a cousin i think

yeah, a cousin i think

09/08/2018 - 7:58pm irregardless is not a word

irregardless is not a word

09/08/2018 - 7:50pm that was not a great game,…

that was not a great game, unless you enjoy watching teams shoot themselves in the foot repeatedly. both those teams suck

09/08/2018 - 7:47pm shitpost


09/06/2018 - 4:22pm fuck btn+

fuck btn+

09/05/2018 - 2:03pm i don’t think the d-ends…

i don’t think the d-ends were getting too deep; the problem was that the tackles got almost no push at all. and mone and marshall started, not dwumfour and solomon, which is super disappointing. 

if the interior d-line did anything the running lanes would’ve been constricted

09/05/2018 - 12:55pm not a coach, but seems like…

not a coach, but seems like the best move would be to kick bredeson out to tackle, insert spanellis as guard and then play the most serviceable of jbb/runyan/ mayfield at the other tackle. 

09/04/2018 - 7:40pm says the guy who cheers for…

says the guy who cheers for the team whose coach and admin staff happily let a predator rape boys in football facilities for decades because they didn’t want to ‘ruin anyone’s weekend’

09/04/2018 - 7:35pm right, because taking a…

right, because taking a stand against rape is ‘virtue signaling’ now and not, you know, doing the right thing. 

if you find yourself agreeing with section 1 about anything either you’re dumb or just on the wrong side of an argument

09/04/2018 - 2:45pm this is relaly pedantic, but…

this is pedantic, but he said they might lose ‘in arizona’, not ‘to arizona’. 

09/03/2018 - 4:00pm if you think the receivers…

if you think the receivers were the problem then there is no reasoning with you because you have no idea what you’re talking about. 

the receivers were consistently open and i don’t remember any dropped balls. 

we could have tom brady throwing to (in their prime) calvin johnson and jerry rice and it wouldn’t matter if runyan and jbb are our best tackles

09/03/2018 - 2:23pm right, because another wide…

right, because another wide reciever will totally fix the fact that our tackles are turnstiles

09/03/2018 - 7:24am only a half-literate buckeye…

only a half-literate buckeye stooge (pretty much the entire fanbase) could read that report and come to the conclusion that urbs “did everything the right way”.

admit it, you just don’t care because football is the only thing you’re actually better than michigan at. enjoy your hollow wins at the expense of decency. 

09/02/2018 - 10:06pm dude, just go away

dude, just go away

09/02/2018 - 9:31pm i don’t look doen on non…

i don’t look down on non-alum fans generally, but i’m guessing you, and the vast majority of people sharing similar sentiments, didn’t actually go to michigan.

i hate losses and it’s frustrating that we seem to have fallen behind our rivals, but i care more about the university as a whole, and the fact that we don’t let our players/coaches get away with the things that are swept under the rug at msu, osu and psu (among others).

if all you care about is winning why don’t you cheer for msu or osu - they’ve done that at a huge cost to their reputations of late. 

09/02/2018 - 8:37am shouldn’t you be busy…

shouldn’t you be busy covering up sexual assaults with mork and izzo? you sparty trolls are fucking pathetic. we are better than you almost everything at literally everything that matters (while it would be nice to win at football, i wouldn’t trade it for the reputation of the university ad a whole, which you and osu are clearly happy to do) - fuck off

09/02/2018 - 12:11am you must not have been…

you must not have been watching. he played the entire 2nd half

09/01/2018 - 7:04pm fuck you op

fuck you op