Dax Hill recruitment: lemon eaters need to come forward and pay the piper
Ok. So I have a really good insider who told me right away that Dax Hill was flipping back. So I tried my best to screenshot all those who said they'd eat a lemon (or bag thereof) if Dax Hill flipped back. I know I wasn't able to capture all those citrus commitments, so please those that I missed (we'll find you if you don't!)
Unfortunately, I've been trying all morning to get the screenshots to attach, but can't seem to do so (damn you Mgoblog 3.0). So, I'm just going to write them in below:
RockinLoud: I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM
B1G or Bust: I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.
Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.
I Like Burgers: I will eat a bag of lemons the day Michigan flips a 5-star Bama commit.
Motives: I am of the same sentiment, lol. (meaning that he will follow I Like Burgers' lead)
Adrian: ll see his bag of lemons and raise another bag, mostly because i like lemons
DCGrad: I will take a lemon too to help with this.
BIGWEENIE: I will do it. 1 bag of lemons. Come on down kid
Chalky White: I'll eat a box of Lemon Heads.
theguy49503: I'll volunteer to help you (I Like Burgers) eat them
LSA91: I don't want to identify the things I would eat to get Hill back to Michigan.
ih8losing: I'll join the lemon eating party should Dax flip back to the good guys.
Alumnus93: What? No way it's same as Solomon.... Hill doesn't live in Alabama does he? Why on Earth would he have to hide a Michigan committment? I don't buy this..at all.... I'll gladly eat a lemon if wrong. (I like lemons)
December 19th, 2018 at 1:50 PM ^
Eating a lemon and shitting simultaneously? Good luck. And don’t record it.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:53 PM ^
HaHa. Correction *he will shit himself. He's fucked. Lol.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:58 PM ^
Soiled, rather.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:53 PM ^
Naw, record that shit.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^
Literally...
December 19th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
Maybe wait until Mr. Hill is well and truly registered/on campus? Don't want to drive him away.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
So that would be a . . . lemblumpkin? Blumlemkin? Blemkin? hahaha
December 19th, 2018 at 2:53 PM ^
I believe it would be shlerting?
Shit + Fart = sharting
Shit + Lemon + Fart = Shlerting?
December 19th, 2018 at 3:48 PM ^
True. To be blumpkin-esque, one would need a BJ at the same time as shitting and eating a lemon. So if anyone can manage to pull this one off (phrasing), please get video and post it! Legen-dary.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^
I'm willing to bet there is video of someone shitting while eating a lemon on either efukt, motherless or heavy-r.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:50 PM ^
Thats alot of lemons...
December 19th, 2018 at 2:26 PM ^
I searched google, but i couldn't find an alot of lemons.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:10 PM ^
On the bright side, scurvy will not be a concern for these gentlemen for quite some time.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:45 PM ^
However, tooth decay could be an issue from the acid. Make sure you brush afterwards or maybe swish around some baking soda lest your teeth fall out rendering you to OSU fan status (at least tooth-wise.)
December 19th, 2018 at 3:59 PM ^
Ehhh, pretty sure brushing right after eating acidic things is real bad.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:50 PM ^
Awesome. Pucker up, fellas!
December 19th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
I have 2 questions for my MGoBrethren before I take on this task.
1. How does one peel a lemon?
2. Can I upload it directly to MGoBlog or do I have to upload to YouTube first?
Thanks in advance!
-DCGrad
December 19th, 2018 at 5:55 PM ^
you don’t peel it. You can slice it up into bite size slices, but not peel it. At least that was the original bet
December 19th, 2018 at 6:41 PM ^
Here is the original “Mgoblog Lemon Challenge.” The manner is entirely up to you, but it must be recorded for the MgoCommunity to enjoy.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:25 PM ^
Did any of those assholes ever actually show up in this thread?
December 19th, 2018 at 4:38 PM ^
Scroll up about an inch.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:51 PM ^
Let it go man.
On second thought, nah this is fine
December 19th, 2018 at 1:51 PM ^
Well done WC Blue!
December 19th, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^
This is pretty much awesome. Thank you for posting.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:54 PM ^
"Accountability on the internet" is a pretty awesome concept. We should do this more often!
December 19th, 2018 at 1:57 PM ^
In my field accountability is code for lots of useless paperwork
December 19th, 2018 at 1:58 PM ^
Accountability = paying an external agency an enormous amount of money to come to your desired conclusions.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
Did you check out your dictionary from an MSU library?
December 19th, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
Signed,
John Engler
December 19th, 2018 at 8:36 PM ^
Engler certainly fits the "enormous" part
December 19th, 2018 at 2:12 PM ^
....also called consultants.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:58 PM ^
I'm not sure I actually hold a position that can agree with such scorekeeping (I'd have to think about it and I'm not going to) but I will say that if I did agree I would have an idea for a premium mgoblog feature: A page where premium users can log such pledges, linked to the users, for reference later. You know, an MgoReceiptDrawer.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:01 PM ^
This is genius.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:54 PM ^
Where does one buy a bag of "dick-shaped lemon flavored candies" (asking for a friend)?
December 19th, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
How did you find Zach Smith's amazon order history?
December 19th, 2018 at 5:38 PM ^
Those things actually sell? why anyone would want to purchase a 4 inch version I have no idea...
December 19th, 2018 at 1:59 PM ^
They exist. Had to go incognito mode for that search, but they're out there in the category of bachelorette party materials.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:21 PM ^
My very first thought upon reading that. Also, where would one find lemon-shaped dick flavored candies?
December 19th, 2018 at 2:35 PM ^
What would dick flavored candy even taste like? Now I'm no prude, but I've never had a dick in my mouth.
I just assume my dick would taste like some combination of Mrs. Hatter, ball sweat, and Gain laundry detergent. Maybe some blood depending on what week it is.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:56 PM ^
Not sure too but don't ask my ex-wife because she won't know either. Hence part of the reason for the ex in that last sentence.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
Still better than coconut flavored anything
December 19th, 2018 at 3:28 PM ^
Thank goodness this isn’t the wizarding world of Harry Potter where your flavored candies turn into whatever their flavor is if you don’t eat them fast enough*.
*at least I think that was how it went.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:41 PM ^
I think it just tastes like the candy, the rest is down to your imagination...allegedly, anyway.
December 19th, 2018 at 5:39 PM ^
Wow.
Literally raising a fork to my mouth when I read this.
Fork is now back on the plate.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:36 PM ^
Brachs pick-a-mix, next to the coconut nouget, in the free candy bin at Kroger’s.