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10/13/2018 - 9:18pm Week after week. Harbaugh… Week after week. Harbaugh makes calls that make you question your sanity. I'm ready to make the switch to no one but Mason carries the ball in the red zone.
10/13/2018 - 8:55pm Patterson needs to learn to… Patterson needs to learn to get rid of the ball or put it away.
10/13/2018 - 8:49pm Nobody leaves more points on… Nobody leaves more points on the board than Michigan. Nobody.
10/08/2018 - 7:42pm All football and other… All football and other issues aside, if he's having severe pain, I can only wish him relief.
10/08/2018 - 7:37pm I don't know why this makes… I don't know why this makes me so sad, but it does. Its amazing what just reading someone's writing for years can do as far as making you feel like you know them at some level. Having suffered from a long-term debilitating condition (from which I have recovered, thankfully) I always have pulled for you. I guess I wish you stuck with it, but that's selfishness talking. Fight your fight my man. You will be missed. Please check in with the board from time to time and update us. I would like to think Brian will have a goodbye post of some sort, but maybe that kind of thing is inappropriate. All the best Ace. You're a great writer. I will be hoping the universe cuts you some slack.
09/26/2018 - 12:25pm Salad everywhere. Everyone…

Salad everywhere. Everyone just came and looked in my office and asked if I was okay.

09/25/2018 - 11:56am Welcome back Ace.

Welcome back Ace.

09/20/2018 - 5:42pm We need like 11 offensive…

We need like 11 offensive tackles.

But, yes please to all of them.

09/19/2018 - 12:39pm That is some unbelievable…

That is some unbelievable film.

He will play in the pros. Holy cow.

Can you imagine what Don Brown and company will do to him? He will have to be put in a cage.

09/04/2018 - 11:36pm Watched the game a second… Edit: I think I've added sufficient snowflakes. Imagine the sound of two hands blocking. Err, clapping.
09/04/2018 - 11:17am At this point, you could…

At this point, you could replace the tackles in pass protection with tackling dummies.

I don't know what that says about the guys behind them. It must be a run-game trade off.

09/02/2018 - 4:46pm Notre Dame is an 8 and 4…

Notre Dame is an 8 and 4 team if they played in the big ten instead of their cushiony schedule.

Michigan is a top 25 team IF they can get tackles that could start for any other Big Ten team.  

Thats it. That’s our season. Put in anyone who can pass protect if they exist. If not, there’s nothing particularly positive to say as our ceiling becomes 8 wins.

09/01/2018 - 11:02pm Just chuck that shit in the…

Just chuck that shit in the end zone.

09/01/2018 - 10:31pm Mccafferey gives us the best…

Mccafferey gives us the best chance to win.

Ball is moving.

So out he goes.

Edit: boy was I wrong.

09/01/2018 - 9:54pm Harbaugh is a terrible…

Harbaugh is a terrible playcaller. 9 in the box.

09/01/2018 - 9:49pm Even when there’s a hole…

Even when there’s a hole Higdon just plows into the back of an o lineman.


Yep there’s the punt. This team is a tire fire.

They seriously went for that on 4th down with zero answers. I don’t know what hope we have. We absolutely have no offense. 

This Is so disappointing. Even if we miraculously win.

09/01/2018 - 9:43pm We cannot score touchdowns. …

We cannot score touchdowns. 

Good interception, get the punter ready.

09/01/2018 - 9:02pm All we need are four more…

All we need are four more kickoff returns for touchdown. Only way we’re getting there.

09/01/2018 - 8:54pm Refs are homers. That’s a…

Refs are homers. That’s a fucking terrible call. 

We lose to MSU, osu, Iowa, anyone decent, and Osu beats us by 50.

09/01/2018 - 8:53pm You gotta call that clip ref.

You gotta call that clip ref.

09/01/2018 - 8:50pm Michigan is an acverage BiG…

Michigan is an acverage BiG team. It’s time that stop pretending we belong in the discussion with nationally relevant teams.

Jim Harbaugh must get an offensive coordinator that calls th plays. He’s in the way.

09/01/2018 - 8:34pm Harbaugh isn’t a good…

Harbaugh isn’t a good playcaller. 2nd down on the two. You run 3 times, passing is not an option, unreal.

Pass blocking has severely regressed.

09/01/2018 - 8:13pm It’s still early. It is…

It’s still early. It is concerning but I’ll drop the 8-5 prediction if it stays like this into the second quarter.

Edit: never mind. We are a blocking dumpster fire. 8-5.

08/28/2018 - 11:26am My wife thinks I'm crazy.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

If I stop watching and then the team starts doing great, my wife calls for me to come watch.

I reply that I can't because then they'll start doing badly again.

08/28/2018 - 11:14am Offensive line is pretty…

Offensive line is pretty much most of it. Also, we need to have our receivers get open. Last year there were times where just no one was open besides the tight end.

Unfortunately, our best receiver appears to be made out of glass. I am very hopeful he can stay healthy next year.

Lastly, we can't start out the year with out backs missing obvious holes.

08/22/2018 - 4:54pm If they don't already know…

If they don't already know what they are going to do, they are beyond incompetent. I mean he's sitting there at the meeting. You know what you're going to do.

08/22/2018 - 4:52pm Talk to me when we beat Ohio…

Talk to me when we beat Ohio State.

I want this to be true as much as the rest of you. Here's to hoping that I win the doubter of the year award and we win it all.

08/22/2018 - 11:09am I just read 11 warriiors and…

I just read 11 warriiors and they are literally convinced this was all a setup and Brett is a liar, etc..

OSU fans won't care about how anyone else in the country feels about this when he's reinstated.

They'll argue about it, but they don't care at all about what he did or didn't do.

08/16/2018 - 10:36am Her voice was nothing short…

Her voice was nothing short of miraculous.

08/09/2018 - 10:33am I can't start laughing.

I can't start laughing.

Please fix the inability to neg thread starters.

08/08/2018 - 5:56pm Winner.


08/08/2018 - 11:05am Much more practical than my…

Much more practical than my post.

We actually get bananas here from a store that pre-wraps the ends before they put them out.

God bless Wegmans.

08/08/2018 - 10:51am - Spend every second you…

- Spend every second you possibly can with your kids. Every second. Even when you're tired and grouchy. They leave for their own life faster than I would have believed possible.

- Take the time to do something out of the house as a family regularly.

- Never marry someone with anger problems or someone that says irresponsible things while angry. It will only get worse over time.

- If there is a facet of your personality you want to change, act like you've already changed. Every day. Pretend. If you do this consistently over a long period of time, you will find that you have changed. You are how you act, eventually.

The only actual lifehack I have is the following: every time you're upset about your life, stop and find a way to be grateful for what you do have. See point 4. Its the number one thing that's changed my life for the better. This sounds stupid and is, in reality, the most powerful life tool there is.

Oh, and you can live almost anywhere on earth and get cable and internet without access to a cable/internet provider if you have a good friend with internet within 100 miles, and are willing to bend some rules and spend 50 to 1000 dollars (depending on distance).

08/02/2018 - 11:24am This place wouldn't be the…

This place wouldn't be the same without you Ace. Get well by football season please!

06/16/2018 - 12:51pm I Agree.

the only knock on…

I Agree.

the only knock on Wheatley was extremely stiff hips. His speed masked that at the college level.

06/06/2018 - 12:16pm Hmmm, okay I guess we just…

Hmmm, okay I guess we just can't upvote original post.

Definitely can't edit.

Still, nice job. I assume all that is coming soon!

06/06/2018 - 12:15pm No more post upvoting? =/

No more post upvoting? =/

06/02/2018 - 10:09am Ray Charles.

Ray Charles.
Whitney Houston.

I have to admit how stunned I am at some of the complete shit that’s been listed as GOAT.

05/31/2018 - 10:39am Wow, Drew Henson is coming

Wow, Drew Henson is coming back?

Oh, generation. Wow, I'm old.

05/31/2018 - 10:35am Everything hinges on QB play

Everything hinges on QB play and OL play.

We're great everywhere else.

If Shea has a bumpy year, 8-4.

If he figures it out quickly and we find a way to beat ND, 10-2. With our OL I can't fathom a higher ceiling than that, which is a goddamned shame.

05/31/2018 - 10:27am 703-5


05/29/2018 - 5:22pm He's not likely to be

He's not likely to be drafted, but some sites have him ranked in the top 20-25 prospects for next year.

Choice seems obvious, but maybe he's hearing actual information instead of just internetz.

05/29/2018 - 11:00am Talk about an ironic post.

Talk about an ironic post.

05/26/2018 - 10:12pm My wife handles all the

My wife handles all the growing. Lots of flowers and herbs. We live surrounded by forest so it’s miraculous what she achieves.

05/23/2018 - 10:29pm I had no idea that Chastain

I had no idea that Chastain was really auntie em.

05/23/2018 - 12:35pm An old mattress in the

An old mattress in the shed.

In reality, I'm waiting for this ridiculous bubble to explode so I can make some money afterwards.

That's why I'm not rich, most likely. I have no idea what I'm doing and seemingly neither do the professionals I hire to manage my money.

05/23/2018 - 8:46am I miss knowing that the other

I miss knowing that the other team knew exactly what we were going to do and there was nothing they could do about it.

05/22/2018 - 2:02pm And we did.

And we did.

05/21/2018 - 11:31am Oliver Martin.

Oliver Martin.

05/20/2018 - 11:14am I think I enjoy your posts

I think I enjoy your posts more than anyone on this blog. Im a wannabe farmer.

I’m drinking cranberry and soda water.

I’ve had my lifetimes allotment of anything stronger.