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|1 day 14 hours ago||Since we're discussing very||
Since we're discussing very nice people that are not very good at their jobs, in what universe has Norfleet "panned out"? Unless you were expecting him to only return kickoffs to the 15 yard line and not dance, that's a pretty ridiculous thing to say.
|2 days 15 hours ago||"Only Oct. home game was UTL||
"Only Oct. home game was UTL III which was a special uniform game so the Pink Game couldn't be then"
I'd laugh at the priorities on display if this pink stunt had anything to do with actual cancer research, and wasn't just another marketing cash grab.
|6 days 14 hours ago||"Win 20 in the show, you can||
"Win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it only means you are a slob."
|1 week 3 days ago||Yep, their game actually||
Yep, their game actually mattered. We just want to see our players dance and have a really fun time, results be damned.
|1 week 4 days ago||I thought the uniformz would||
I thought the uniformz would have looked fine on a different team, but just didn't look like Michigan.
|1 week 6 days ago||It's kind of telling that in||
It's kind of telling that in three years, Michigan hasn't found anyone better for the job. Norfleet is a great dancer, and seems nice enough, but talent-wise, he belongs at a MAC school.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||This surge also coincides||
This surge also coincides with the return of the soft drink Surge. Coincidence? Or another carbonated beverage that can be used to give away football tickets?
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I wish Norfleet showed the||
I wish Norfleet showed the same ability to score touchdowns that other players do.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Things are a real mess over||
Things are a real mess over there in East Lansing.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||I bet Zook would get referees||
I bet Zook would get referees to wave off all penalties as part of his False Flag Operation.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Boy are they going to look||
Boy are they going to look stupid when they miss Norfleet's kickoff return. Hands down the most exciting 20 yards in football.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||So basically he gave the||
So basically he gave the stupidest fucking possible answer and then tried to blame it on the person that "didn't ask the right question". That's positively Brandon-esque.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Rutgers, Army, Central||
Rutgers, Army, Central Florida, Farleigh Dickinson and Clarkson are all some form of Knights. Holy Cross and Valparaiso are the Crusaders. Idaho Vandals. Virginia's Cavaliers just miss the cut by a century or two.
Others: Kenyon Lords, Albion Britons. Amherst Lord Jeffs.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||It's a conference-wide deal||
It's a conference-wide deal with Ferris State. The whole league invested in streaming equipment for every game they have rights to since they're not on national TV that often.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Except that the team held a||
Except that the team held a practice Sunday night, according to Hoke at his press conference. And yet somehow the topic of his potentially starting quarterback being diagnosed with a concussion earlier that day never came up.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||The press release says they||
The press release says they diagnosed him with a concussion on Sunday, but nobody bothered to tell Hoke until after his press conference on Monday.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Either Hoke is six minutes||
Either Hoke is six minutes late or this is a beautiful metaphorical statement.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||"But instead, I will get to||
"But instead, I will get to read about how every little thing Brady Hoke does is wrong and he deserves to be fired for it, and the reality is: if Michigan were 5-0 right now no one would care."
If Brady Hoke were a good coach, you wouldn't be saying he's a bad coach may be one of the hottest takes I've ever read. Just how close is Michigan to being 5-0 this year?
|3 weeks 4 days ago||They got blown out by a shit||
They got blown out by a shit program that played a confused moose at quarterback because Michigan's coach insisted on playing a quarterback that was unqualified to start, and near unconscious by the fourth quarter. There's your recap of the game.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||The line probably moved like||
The line probably moved like that because Hoke acknowledged Morris was injured. Huge advantage for Rutgers heading into the week.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||.....or like 8 million||
.....or like 8 million people still watch it, but whatever.
Or to put it in different terms, saying 500 people watch World News Tonight is mathematically equivalent to saying 497 people watched Florida State/Clemson last week.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Teachable moment||
Maybe Peppers was just trying to help his coach out, since Peppers has more experience as a defensive back than Manning does.
|4 weeks 15 hours ago||Just so long as there isn't||
Just so long as there isn't three 'x's because there is nothing sexy about Minnesota's offense.
|4 weeks 19 hours ago||(No subject)|
|4 weeks 1 day ago||It's never a great sign when||
It's never a great sign when 'Reminds me of Hitler" barely cracks the top 20 on the list of complaints.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||I think that's a||
I think that's a transcription error. It should say Hoke thinks job security is the biggest issue.
|5 weeks 2 days ago||The contest is only for teams||
The contest is only for teams that won the national title, and there was only one entrant allowed per school, which is why most of those teams aren't in the bracket.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||But you got to see the Lego||
But you got to see the Lego movie!
|5 weeks 3 days ago||"1 Hebrew National Kosher||
"1 Hebrew National Kosher Jumbo Hot Dog; made locally in Quincy, Michigan -"
It's like a Russian nesting doll of branding.
Also, not sure how discouting tickets you couldn't sell counts as a "good deed".
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Just need to execute better.||
Just need to execute better.